Monday, June 13, 2022

DL Reviews a Random Scene 63

Lesbian House Hunters 13 Scene 1 Review with Kristen Scott and Scarlett Sage

This is a dream matchup. Kristen has been in one of the top scenes I have ever seen.  Scarlett is incredibly sexy and such a hot fuck.  I can’t imagine this not being great.  I do worry that the two are both so tiny that it drags it down a bit as there are no big bodies to slam hard against.  Ha ha, but we shall see.

Prinzzess wants to sell her grandmother’s house. She tries to bully realator Jelena Jensen into giving a better deal as part of the sale. Jelena is the top relator in Thornhill and won’t be bullied.  Kristen is P’s niece and Scarlet is Jelena’s assistant. P’s grandmother was anti lesbian (dumb question, in Thornhill?  I thought everyone there was gay). And Kristen, who lived in the house, is a lesbian.  To change the karma of the house P wants Scarlett and Kristen to have sex in her grandmothers bedroom. Ha ha.  Kristen is down.   Jelena then bullies Scarlett, who is straight, into doing it. Ha ha.  Note that Jelena takes Scarlett to a room with lots of pipes, and gauges.  Clearly not a part of any house I have ever seen.  No idea where that was shot.  And there are lots of bitchy women here in Thornhill, always starting with P.   You would think that with all the sex happening in this town, these ladies wouldn’t be so bitchy.  Oh well.  Anyway, clearly Jelena wants the sale too as she orders Scarlett to comply.  And P expects at least 3 orgasms for Kristen.  Ha ha ha. So they head to our favorite bedroom.

P makes them get close and touch. Scarlet’s huge puffy nipples are poking through her dress.  Amazing!! The two are really reluctant. Can’t P just leave and the two get it on?  This was a great opening for the storyline, but P directing the action is usually when I have had enough of her.  Just let the two girls fuck.   P undoes Kristen’s top while the two (Scarlett and Kristen) awkwardly kiss. P being so bossy and bitchy really brings down the occasional scene.  She brought down a Chastity scene this way in MDEC too.  Scarlett gets into it when Kristen touches her nipples. Finally, P and Jelena leave and the two can get into it.

Both mention that it will be their first time.  And so that makes the initial awkwardness understandable.  Kristen clearly loves Scarlett’s nipples. Scarlett really does have the best nipples.  So puffy and big, I just love them.  Kristen goes down on Scarlet.  She eats pussy like a champ.  No playing around.  Lots of eye contact between the two.  And it is an amazing view with Scarlett’s boobs sticking out of her dress. Next it is Scarlett’s turn to do Kristen. She loves all over Kristen’s tiny tits.  And then when she licks Kristen’s pussy, Kristen’s head is thrown back immediately back.   Kristen is so damn expressive. She starts convulsing and shaking.  Seriously that is amazing. Scarlett rubs her clit and we get the sheet clenching and shaking and an amazing orgasm as she says “Oh fuck”. Scarlett then gets on top tribbing and their pussies slosh together.  That was awesome.  Kristen cums again as her whole body quivers. Then Scarlett licks her clit again as she has aftershocks. 

Kristen starts licking Scarlett again. The view is incredible here.  Kristen reaches up and tweaks those puffy nipples too.  The visual of Scarlett laying back and Kristen licking away.  That is an all time great view. They trib again this time Kristen on top.  Sounds as sloppy wet as the last time too.  And they frantically kiss each other.  Kristen’s orgasmic faces here were a little over the top.  But this was still great. She slows down and then speeds up.  Scarlett then eats Kristen one last time. She shakes and convulses wildly. Scarlett rubs her pussy wildly and Kristen cums. 

That was incredibly fun.  And my fears about these two tiny girls slamming into each other, completely unnecessary.  This might have been better without the P shenanigans.  Also not even remotely believable that this was eithers first time once they got going. This was a point they made sure to emphasize early in the scene. But from a storyline perspective (minus porn director P) and just from a sex perspective (again minus porn director P) I enjoyed this a lot. ****

There is a great cast in this one. I need to watch this whole video!  Clearly P and Jelena are goint to fuck in the next scene and that should be fun.  The movie also include Lily LaBeau and Violet Starr, so this whole video should be a banger.   I wonder if the same exact house with different owners will be up for sale in the later half?  Ha ha.  


























Wednesday, June 8, 2022

DL Reviews a Random Scene 62

Lesbian Adventures: Older Women Younger Girls 5 Scene 4 Review with Alana Evans  and Penny Pax

So I recently joined the Sweetheart Videos website.  I wanted to watch all of the Lesbian Babysitters movies in order, kind of like I did for the MDEC.  I don't think I am underselling things when I say that it is the absolute worst website I have ever used.  Not just the worst porn site, but the worst website in general.  I bash GFF for lots of things here, but there website is fantastic, and wonderfully organized.  The SHV site is absolute trash.  It is part of a broader Mile High Media site, so I am sure much of the fault lies there.   So if for example, if I wanted to search the Actors for "Penny Pax", using the actress reviewed here.  When I do that I get multiple actors returned even though it is an exact match for someone in their database.  But not only that, Penny Pax isn't even number 1.  She is 9th and 15th.  An exact match and she is not number 1!!!  And it gets worse.  There are two Penny Pax entries, one for the videos associated with my login, and one with affiliated videos that are another network, that I can access by paying more money.  If I didn't know that, I might miss the scenes I was really interested in.  And when I select the right Penny Pax, I get a listing of 24 scenes.  But not the scene I am reviewing here.  If I then filter on "Lesbian" I get 9 scenes, most of which were not in the original list, and including the scene here.  How is this even possible?

The best analogy I could give I went to Amazon and searched for Titleist golf balls.  I would expect some variant of Titleist balls to come up first.  I wouldn't expect it to be at the bottom of the list.  I wouldn't expect a Taylor Made hat to be first just because it was golf related.  If it did, I would probably just assume that Amazon didn't have any balls I wanted and go buy them at another site.

Does Mile High not have any quality control here?  Has no one ever at the firm ever used the site and not questioned this?  Do they need me to inspect their SQL and insert a Sort By statement?  Seriously this website is absolute trash.   There are missing movies, missing scenes, and just this god awful functionality.  Luckily I found all of the LB series and downloaded them.  I also grabbed some other interesting scenes, including this one.  But I would never ever join this site again.

Anyway, onto the review ...

Penny (in glasses, yay!!) is the nanny for Alana. Penny heads off to class.  As Alana then makes her bed she finds Penny’s necklace in her bed.  Alana thinks Penny is having an affair with her husband. Penny confesses she loves Alana’s smell and so she lies in her bed and touches herself. They both admit their attraction to one another. It doesn’t take SHV long to get going. 4 mins in and they are kissing! 

Penny looks amazing in a black flowery bra and panties.  Sadly her glasses are soon off.  Alana is typical older women that we see in all these videos.  Fake boobs and no bra. Ha ha. She has a thick middle kind of like Julia Anne. DK approved there!! Alana gets behind Penny and rubs her all over. Penny says she wants to be her little spoon.  Alana buries her face in Penny’s pussy while she is on all fours. Penny tells Alana not to be afraid of grabbing her. Soon Alana is fingering Penny’s hole while licking her ass.

Alana never really stays in place in any area for long, constantly kissing and rubbing different body parts. She eventually flips Penny over and fingers her hole while licking her clit. Penny calls her Ms Evans the whole scene which was great.  Eventually, Penny is on her shoulders with he lower half in the air but Alana can’t seem to do anything for more than a few seconds. Fingers, tongue, change angle, change position, repeat. Wow that was frustrating. I really wanted to see Penny cum.  It’s like Alana has ADHD. That was very fun visually but extremely unsatisfying. 

Alana lies back and Penny gets between her legs. She licks Alana’s clit and actually works it for an extended period.  She works a few fingers in and Alana says Penny is making her quiver. Alana has an amazing orgasm twitching and crying and trying to grasp anything she can. Penny then sits on Alana’s face and lets out a whole series of moans.  Even here Alana can’t do the same thing for more than a few moments. Even when just licking Penny she has to stop like every 5 seconds to comment on what she is doing.  Finally she stops fucking talking and Penny grinds her self to an orgasm on Alana’s face.   After Penny kisses and licks all of her juices off of Alana’s face 

Penny positions Alana on her hands and knees and then licks her asshole. Alana says she had no idea she was such a naughty girl.  Penny gets two fingers in Alana’s pussy while continuing to lick her asshole. Eventually Penny moves her Alana’s clit and Alana pushes back on Penny’s face for an orgasm.  They kiss to end things.

The visuals this whole scene were pretty incredible.  And overall, I would say this was fun but had some serious flaws the whole scene.  Way too much chatter and giggling from Alana for me to enjoy. And we are lucky Alana’s ADHD inspired performance didn't completely drag it down  But Penny was great.  She looked amazing as always and her performance was great.  I can't throw complete shade at Alana, I did like her body.  I imagine if this was Julia Ann in place of Alana it would have been amazing.  I should go watch their WSW 91 scene for a review soon.  Anyway this was solid albeit very flawed.  ***1/2
























Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Top Actresses to Date

Here are the Top 20 rated actresses to date across all of the scene's I have reviewed (minimum 3 scenes).  No real surprises at the top.  Cadey Mercury, Kristen Scott, and Scarlett Sage make their way into this list now after not having enough scenes the last time I did this.   The surprises to me are towards the bottom.  I am really surprised Zoey Holloway is on the list.  And kind of surprised Brandi Love is on it too.  

Actress

Scenes

Average Rating

Evie Delatosso

5

4.80

Cherie DeVille

5

4.75

Melissa Monet

4

4.75

Shyla Jennings

11

4.52

Cadey Mercury

4

4.50

Lily LaBeau

3

4.50

Chastity Lynn

9

4.47

Kristen Scott

3

4.42

Michelle Lay

3

4.42

Amber Chase

5

4.40

Carter Cruise

7

4.36

Darryl Hanah

7

4.32

Sara Stone

5

4.30

Adriana Chechik

6

4.29

Alexis Fawx

4

4.25

Scarlett Sage

4

4.25

Brandi Love

3

4.25

Lexi Belle

3

4.17

Dia Zerva

7

4.14

Mellanie Monroe

5

4.10

Zoey Holloway 

5

4.10

 

Here is the list of all actresses who have been in what I would consider a Five Star scene.  I am always surprised that Simone Sinay and Darla Crane have scenes that got the full five stars.  But the top of this list shouldn't be shocking to anyone who has read a lot of my reviews. 


Actress

5 Star Scenes

Melissa Monet

3

Evie Delatosso

3

Kristen Scott

2

Darryl Hanah

2

Chastity Lynn

2

Adriana Chechik

1

Lexi Belle

1

Ashlyn Rae

1

Abigail Mac

1

Amber Chase

1

Cherie DeVille

1

Simone Sonay

1

Paige Owns

1

Sara Stone

1

Carter Cruise

1

Lily LaBeau

1

Riley Reid

1

Darla Crane

1

Alexis Fawx

1

Syren DeMer

1

Magdalene St Michaels

1

Shyla Jennings

1


And a gratuitous shot from one of my Five Star Scenes!