Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 57 Review

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DL Reviews a Random Scene 62

Lesbian Adventures: Older Women Younger Girls 5 Scene 4 Review with Alana Evans  and Penny Pax

So I recently joined the Sweetheart Videos website.  I wanted to watch all of the Lesbian Babysitters movies in order, kind of like I did for the MDEC.  I don't think I am underselling things when I say that it is the absolute worst website I have ever used.  Not just the worst porn site, but the worst website in general.  I bash GFF for lots of things here, but there website is fantastic, and wonderfully organized.  The SHV site is absolute trash.  It is part of a broader Mile High Media site, so I am sure much of the fault lies there.   So if for example, if I wanted to search the Actors for "Penny Pax", using the actress reviewed here.  When I do that I get multiple actors returned even though it is an exact match for someone in their database.  But not only that, Penny Pax isn't even number 1.  She is 9th and 15th.  An exact match and she is not number 1!!!  And it gets worse.  There are two Penny Pax entries, one for the videos associated with my login, and one with affiliated videos that are another network, that I can access by paying more money.  If I didn't know that, I might miss the scenes I was really interested in.  And when I select the right Penny Pax, I get a listing of 24 scenes.  But not the scene I am reviewing here.  If I then filter on "Lesbian" I get 9 scenes, most of which were not in the original list, and including the scene here.  How is this even possible?

The best analogy I could give I went to Amazon and searched for Titleist golf balls.  I would expect some variant of Titleist balls to come up first.  I wouldn't expect it to be at the bottom of the list.  I wouldn't expect a Taylor Made hat to be first just because it was golf related.  If it did, I would probably just assume that Amazon didn't have any balls I wanted and go buy them at another site.

Does Mile High not have any quality control here?  Has no one ever at the firm ever used the site and not questioned this?  Do they need me to inspect their SQL and insert a Sort By statement?  Seriously this website is absolute trash.   There are missing movies, missing scenes, and just this god awful functionality.  Luckily I found all of the LB series and downloaded them.  I also grabbed some other interesting scenes, including this one.  But I would never ever join this site again.

Anyway, onto the review ...

Penny (in glasses, yay!!) is the nanny for Alana. Penny heads off to class.  As Alana then makes her bed she finds Penny’s necklace in her bed.  Alana thinks Penny is having an affair with her husband. Penny confesses she loves Alana’s smell and so she lies in her bed and touches herself. They both admit their attraction to one another. It doesn’t take SHV long to get going. 4 mins in and they are kissing! 

Penny looks amazing in a black flowery bra and panties.  Sadly her glasses are soon off.  Alana is typical older women that we see in all these videos.  Fake boobs and no bra. Ha ha. She has a thick middle kind of like Julia Anne. DK approved there!! Alana gets behind Penny and rubs her all over. Penny says she wants to be her little spoon.  Alana buries her face in Penny’s pussy while she is on all fours. Penny tells Alana not to be afraid of grabbing her. Soon Alana is fingering Penny’s hole while licking her ass.

Alana never really stays in place in any area for long, constantly kissing and rubbing different body parts. She eventually flips Penny over and fingers her hole while licking her clit. Penny calls her Ms Evans the whole scene which was great.  Eventually, Penny is on her shoulders with he lower half in the air but Alana can’t seem to do anything for more than a few seconds. Fingers, tongue, change angle, change position, repeat. Wow that was frustrating. I really wanted to see Penny cum.  It’s like Alana has ADHD. That was very fun visually but extremely unsatisfying. 

Alana lies back and Penny gets between her legs. She licks Alana’s clit and actually works it for an extended period.  She works a few fingers in and Alana says Penny is making her quiver. Alana has an amazing orgasm twitching and crying and trying to grasp anything she can. Penny then sits on Alana’s face and lets out a whole series of moans.  Even here Alana can’t do the same thing for more than a few moments. Even when just licking Penny she has to stop like every 5 seconds to comment on what she is doing.  Finally she stops fucking talking and Penny grinds her self to an orgasm on Alana’s face.   After Penny kisses and licks all of her juices off of Alana’s face 

Penny positions Alana on her hands and knees and then licks her asshole. Alana says she had no idea she was such a naughty girl.  Penny gets two fingers in Alana’s pussy while continuing to lick her asshole. Eventually Penny moves her Alana’s clit and Alana pushes back on Penny’s face for an orgasm.  They kiss to end things.

The visuals this whole scene were pretty incredible.  And overall, I would say this was fun but had some serious flaws the whole scene.  Way too much chatter and giggling from Alana for me to enjoy. And we are lucky Alana’s ADHD inspired performance didn't completely drag it down  But Penny was great.  She looked amazing as always and her performance was great.  I can't throw complete shade at Alana, I did like her body.  I imagine if this was Julia Ann in place of Alana it would have been amazing.  I should go watch their WSW 91 scene for a review soon.  Anyway this was solid albeit very flawed.  ***1/2

Top Actresses to Date

Here are the Top 20 rated actresses to date across all of the scene's I have reviewed (minimum 3 scenes).  No real surprises at the top.  Cadey Mercury, Kristen Scott, and Scarlett Sage make their way into this list now after not having enough scenes the last time I did this.   The surprises to me are towards the bottom.  I am really surprised Zoey Holloway is on the list.  And kind of surprised Brandi Love is on it too.  

Actress	Scenes	Average Rating
Evie Delatosso	5	4.80
Cherie DeVille	5	4.75
Melissa Monet	4	4.75
Shyla Jennings	11	4.52
Cadey Mercury	4	4.50
Lily LaBeau	3	4.50
Chastity Lynn	9	4.47
Kristen Scott	3	4.42
Michelle Lay	3	4.42
Amber Chase	5	4.40
Carter Cruise	7	4.36
Darryl Hanah	7	4.32
Sara Stone	5	4.30
Adriana Chechik	6	4.29
Alexis Fawx	4	4.25
Scarlett Sage	4	4.25
Brandi Love	3	4.25
Lexi Belle	3	4.17
Dia Zerva	7	4.14
Mellanie Monroe	5	4.10
Zoey Holloway	5	4.10

 

Here is the list of all actresses who have been in what I would consider a Five Star scene.  I am always surprised that Simone Sinay and Darla Crane have scenes that got the full five stars.  But the top of this list shouldn't be shocking to anyone who has read a lot of my reviews. 

Actress	5 Star Scenes
Melissa Monet	3
Evie Delatosso	3
Kristen Scott	2
Darryl Hanah	2
Chastity Lynn	2
Adriana Chechik	1
Lexi Belle	1
Ashlyn Rae	1
Abigail Mac	1
Amber Chase	1
Cherie DeVille	1
Simone Sonay	1
Paige Owns	1
Sara Stone	1
Carter Cruise	1
Lily LaBeau	1
Riley Reid	1
Darla Crane	1
Alexis Fawx	1
Syren DeMer	1
Magdalene St Michaels	1
Shyla Jennings	1

And a gratuitous shot from one of my Five Star Scenes!  

DK Reviews a Random Scene 61

Yoni Training Scene 2 Review with Carter Cruise and Cadey Mercury 

It’s Cadey’s first massage. She is uncomfortable getting undressed in front of Carter. Carter recommends she take her panties off since it involves lots of oil.  Cadey opts to leave them on.  So we have Cadey lying face down on a massage table, only wearing panties, and soon to be covered in oil.  Sign me up please!!

Carter starts the massage. Cadey has only been naked in front of one other person … her husband. And as expected  Cadey looks amazing half naked and with oil all over. Her ass sticking in the air is amazing!! Carter gives some talk about her aura. Says Cadey hasn’t realized her womanhood yet. Carter asks Cadey about her husband and their sex life and she guides Cadey to open up more.  We learn Cadey’s sex life isn’t so good.   Carter says men are like dogs.  They need to be trained.  Ha ha. She offers to train Cadey about how to train her “yoni” so she can then train her husband.  Yoni is some new age word for vulva.  So Carter is going to use a yoni egg on her to draw blood flow to Cady's vagina. She has Cadey take off her panties to insert the crystal.  She also convinces Cadey that sex with her isn’t cheating it is therapy!

As Carter inserts the egg and rubs it’s all over Cadey, she instantly becomes aroused and she becomes incredibly passionate. Carter rubs her hands all over her body and Cadey goes mad. Carter licks her clit and Cadey screams right there. Carter has Cadey touch herself while she passionately kisses her.  Carter then gets between her legs again eventually licking her asshole while Cadey rubs her clit to orgasm. Carter gets on top to trib Cadey.   Cadey cums again with her hands all over Carters boobs. And Carter cums too. That is an all time moment.  Holy shit.  The kissing after that is magical as well.  

Carter then asks Cadey to sit on her face. What a dream. I just wish we got a view from the front of Cadey on top but it is all side views or views if Cadey from behind.  Cadey cums again.  Pretty damn nice. Carter licks her ass again and Cadey goes mental again.  Now Cadey gets on top of Carter and tribs   You can hear pussies sloshing aided by all the oil. They almost violently cum as they are banging against each other. Then they quickly and furiously finger each other some more and they each cum again 

Carter kisses her way down Cadey’s body and removes the egg. Cadey now feel connected to her yoni.  Ha ha. 

This was great.   Two of my favorites. I was a little dubious of the story.  But it deliverd. Short. Intense. A little different.  And two of the most beautiful women and bodies in the entire industry.  Plus their bodies glistening with the oil. It might not be everyone’s cup of tea but man it worked for me. ****1/2

One thing I really enjoyed about this was it was shorter and a little bit frantic at times.  I feel like all of these movies and studios have a pattern that they follow, and they seldom deviate from.  4 scenes per movie, 30-60 minutes per scene, etc, etc.  It would be nice to get something a little different, maybe a quickie, with an intense 10 minute quick fuck that leaves the participants a little breathless at the end.  There was an early MDEC episode where Darryl Hanah and Brooke Lee Adams had an intense make out session in the hall, kissing and groping each other madly. It lasted only 2-3 minutes and was so fucking hot.  Then when they got into their actual scene is was business as usual and rather mundane.  This scene was unique.  10 minutes of set up and  new age talk, followed by 20 minutes of hot sex.  It still fits into that 4 scenes per movie, 30 mins per scene formula.  But it was different enough for me to notice and think there needs to be some random scenes like this that are different.  With that said, this seems to be from a movie that has 4 scenes all with the same massage premise, so while it is unique to me, in its own movie it is just part of the standard collective and not all that different.