DK Reviews a Random Scene 39

Secret Lesbian Diaries 10 Scene 3 with Kiarra Kai and Madi Laine

One of the things I don’t like about the MDEC is that there is essentially a formula for everything.  The scenes, the actresses, the layouts.  Besides Nicky Ferrari (and soon Holly Hendrix), everyone is basically a white women who fits a type.  It gets a little repetitive.  So I am happy to watch scenes sometimes with some actresses who aren’t MDEC material.  Enter Kiarra Kai and Madi Laine, who may be two of the best looking actresses that GFF employs, and definitely don’t fit the MDEC stereotype.

Kiarra has gone mental reading some witchcraft book, talking weirdly from the book and dressed in lingerie.  Like she wants to do some exotic psychic reading or something.  She tells Madi they must contribute with flesh to make the gods happy.  Madi clearly gets that Kiarra is actually hitting on her.  Madi has always had a crush on Kiarra and wanted to do things, so she is all in.  

Kiarra takes her to the bed and kissed her. Then strips her. Wow Madi looks amazing in a red bra. When the bra comes off she has incredible boobs. Just incredible.  They could rival Shyla Jennings, and that is a tall tall order!! Kiarra  soon has her boobs out too, and she has incredible dark brown nipples that we talked about the last time I reviewed her. They kiss and rub their boobs against one another. The kissing isn’t very passionate but they sure look good doing it.   Kiarra has a little much of the “mmmm’s” going on throughout the scene as background noise for me to be completely into the scene though. Kiarra sucks Madi’s boob and Madi let’s our the first real moan of the scene. Madi has a bald pussy that Kiarra plays with for a bit before she says she has to dive in for a taste. Kiarra really slurps as she eats Madi’s pussy. It is pretty hot sounding.   Madi was quiet and inactive for most of that but when she cums her body has a mini convulsion which was nice.   Madi helps Kiarra remove the lingerie she was wearing. Madi then gets her fingers inside Kiarra’s wet and hairy cunt which I enjoyed seeing.  When Madi licks her, Kiarra’s eyes roll back which is always a fun moment. Kiarra grinds her pussy into Madi’s face and has a much stronger orgasm then Madi did. Sadly it ended almost the second it started. Too bad she didn’t make that seem longer.   They move into a 69. It’s not all that exciting or eventful if I am being honest. They lick and press against each other.  Maxi announces she is going to cum and Kiarra says she is close too. They act they they both came but it certainly didn’t appear like it.  Kiarra gets behind Madi and rubs her pussy. It is the best view of the scene so far.  When Madi cums again her body convulses just once again.  And that is it.  A little kissing to end. 

This was honestly really boring sex. They just seemed to go through the motions. No real energy to it. The kisses weren’t passionate. The orgasms that they were supposably having were all incredibly brief. But they two of them were incredibly hot.  If I were to score the actresses just on looks like I do the scenes, Madi would be a 5 and Kiarra a 4.  It probably isn’t often that a scene features actresses this hot together, or with a combined rating like it.  So worth a watch for that alone. And there were a few fun moments that I pointed out.  But it is a shame that girls hot can be so unenergetic and somewhat boring.  ***1/2

DK Reviews a Random Scene 38

Poor Little Shyla 2 Scene 5 Review with Shyla Jennings and Sensi Pearl

The premise for the Poor Little Shyla series is that Shyla is disabled and walks with the aid of leg braces, orthopedic shoes, and a walker.  Not quite sure I agree with the premise of these videos.  To me, one of the strengths of Shyla is how mobile and active she is.  And she looks amazing when she is on top.  They are completely taking that away here!  Seems silly to build scenes around taking away one of your performers best attributes.

I should also note this is a Scene 5!  I am a little shocked that GFF abandoned their four scenes per show format here.

One last note, this is a very story heavy scene.  But they also get it done in 48 minutes.  Considering some of the excessively long MDEC scenes we have watched, this was pretty remarkable to me.  Anyway on to the recap. 

Shyla is hurt and upset after physical therapy. She likes her physical therapist Syren DeMer.  She was excited Syren showed her her boobs (ha ha ha I love GFF sometimes).  But she then learned Syren has a girlfriend (Sensi) who Shyla thought was beautiful and she is now upset and jealous. Lily Carter is there to comfort her. Lily tells her she is the most beautiful girl she has ever seen.  And I would agree! Of course they kiss and then Shyla has Lily take off her clothes. Lily looks amazing. Note to self download Lily scenes.  But Lily can’t do it. She doesn’t want to be gay and she runs off.  There was a Lily/Shyla scene earlier in this show, where Lily is fantasizing being with Shyla.  I have to imagine that scene is great too!

Later on, Shyla falls down the stairs and is now in a neck brace and wheelchair. Sensi visits with ballon’s, cookies, and flowers.  Sensi wants to take Shyla out but ends up feeding her in bed.  Sensi just broke up with Shyla’s therapist Syren and is now wanting to be with Shyla. So they kiss

Shyla takes her next brace off to kiss easier. Shyla unbuttons her top, not wearing a bra of course, and Sensi gets to play with Shyla's amazing boobs. Sensi's top comes down pretty quick as well.  No bra here either.  Her boobs are just incredibly lovely as well.  Smaller than Shyla's but so pert.  Shyla's bush is not looking as wild as it has in some other scenes.  I appreciate that.  She is soon naked, except for her leg braces, and Sensi dives in.  Slow licks to start and then more aggressive. At one point Shyla tells her she had a bad girl period.  Ha ha ha, I love this.   Soon Shyla begs Sensi to kiss her, before she strips Sensi down.  Sensi is wearing a nice set of blue panties that don't stay on for long. Sensi's pussy is bald, with hair just starting to grow back ... looks incredible.  The two of them finger each other.  Then Sensi climbs up and rides Shyla's face.   This soon turns into a tribbing  and then a grinding session.  They are each moaning and breathing heavy.  Seems very realistic.  Sensi really rocks hard here on top of Shyla. She then starts sucking Shyla's boobs ... perhaps the luckiest person on earth right there. She kisses and fingers Shyla for a bit .  It looks amazing.  More tribbing with Sensi on top as Shyla can't really move much.   It is almost violent at the end.   They finger each other a bit again before it transitions to scissoring.  Its quick and violent again.  Shyla tells us she is coming!  My favorite!! This leads to some nice sensuous kissing between the two.  

They take time to rub themselves while they kiss.  Sensi talks about how she loves to watch Shyla touch herself.   Sensi helps Shyla flip over, and Shyla is then able to be in top, and go down on Sensi.  She slowly licks her pussy before picking up pace. Sensi pulls her legs back and pulls Shyla's face into her pussy.  Lots of passionate kissing to end. 

This had tons I loved in it.  It felt like if they just had a scene without the stupid leg brace gimmick, it could have been an all timer.  It's almost there anyway.  But not quite.  But if you asked me to pick two dream women to have a sensual and passionate session together, I am not so sure I wouldn't now pick these two.   Pretty amazing stuff.  ****3/4

Overall Ratings and Rankings Notes

Overall Ratings and Rankings

So I have been compiling ratings while I have reviewed all of these scenes and MDEC episodes here.   I thought it would be fun to post my Top 10 rated actresses across all the scenes.  I set the minimum here at three scenes for inclusion.  This is biased by the fact that most of the actresses I pick for my random scene reviews are actresses that I like and enjoy.  So I generally give those scenes higher ratings.  That is an inherent flaw in the system.  But it is what it is.  It is no surprise that Evie Delatosso is top of the list.  Three of the four scenes of her's I have reviewed I have give the full five stars.  Same for two of Melissa Monet's scene's (both with Evie!).  Otherwise, my list is filled with actresses that you know I like if you have read anything here.  To me, the only surprise inclusion is Brandi Love.  She has been in 3 scenes that I have reviewed, all at 4.25 if I remember correctly. I will try to keep this updated as I keep my reviews up.

Actress	Scenes	Average Rating
Evie Delatosso	4	4.94
Cherie DeVille	3	4.75
Melissa Monet	3	4.67
Shyla Jennings	8	4.50
Lily LaBeau	3	4.50
Chastity Lynn	9	4.47
Carter Cruise	4	4.44
Adriana Chechik	6	4.29
Brandi Love	3	4.25
Amber Chase	3	4.25

 

The other list I thought would be fun to compile was my list of Five Star Scenes.  Here is everyone who has gotten that coveted *****.  Some people on this list who I never would have expected before their scene, but all of this is well earned.  

 

Actress	Five Star Scenes
Evie Delatosso	3
Melissa Monet	2
Chastity Lynn	2
Amber Chase	1
Riley Reid	1
Lexi Belle	1
Darryl Hanah	1
Magdalene St Michaels	1
Simone Sonay	1
Adriana Chechik	1
Abigail Mac	1
Carter Cruise	1
Cherie DeVille	1
Lily LaBeau	1
Paige Owns	1
Darla Crane	1
Kristen Scott	1
Syren DeMer	1
Shyla Jennings	1

 

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 46 Review

I am not sure what to say about this Episode.  It had some decent moments but nothing was truly outstanding.  The storylines were kind of absurd, but that is how I like them. They all did have an element of the daughter trying to please the opposing mother, so that was fun.  But the sex was really just kind of there.  Some of the scenes had their moments, but as a whole, it won’t approach the top of my favorites list.  And no mention at all of the MDEC, just pairings of mothers and daughters. So anyway, let’s dive in and dissect. 

Reagan Fox and Ziggy Star are dressed as nuns and breaking into Katie Morgan and Charlotte Cross’s house. Ziggy is smoking weed too. Ha ha. Katie is a pageant mother who is trying to relive past glory through her daughter Charlotte. They live in a big giant house but Katie’s husband left because she is nuts.  Reagan and Ziggy are breaking in because it is a giant house and come in with guns. Katie is confused because this robbery is happening during the day.  Reagan tells her to watch the news about day robberies ha ha ha. And there is nothing valuable in the house because Katie’s husband took it all when he left.  The only thing left is pageant  stuff.  Reagan demands Charlotte give her a tour to prove there is nothing in the house. Charlotte is trying not to laugh the whole way through shooting this. This is so stupid it’s funny 

Once Reagan and Charlotte leave Ziggy finds all the pageant stuff and is enamored.  She always wanted to compete so Katie let’s her try on a dress. Shocking she has nothing on but panties under her nun costume. Katie likes what she sees and says she can work with this.  She immediately says she is her mommy and begins kissing her. Ha ha ha.  Ziggy was apparently a fan of Katie since she liked pageants when she was a kid.  And because this is porn Ziggy also tells her she likes her big tits. They start fucking on the couch.  This is the first MDEC scene not on a bed in a long time. Sadly this couch looks small and not very inviting  Katie has big giant implants. Ziggy much smaller and all natural.   Ziggy has dark brown nipples that I really like.  Katie tells her not to get the dress dirty. Ha ha. This is hilarious even if the sex sucks so far. Between the couch and costumes this just doesn’t work.  Katie pulls Ziggy’s face right into her pussy and tells her right there.  As Ziggy is licking Katie talks about wanting to braid her hair.  My god this is so cheesy and terrible.  Katie tells her she is a dirty girl the whole time. Ziggy spits and slurps and slaps and licking from ass to clit. Katie then goes down on Ziggy and makes her cum. Katie sits on Ziggy’s face for a moment before Ziggy gets behind her and licks her ass and pussy.  I might be in the minority but this scene is doing nothing for me. With the props, the couch, the constant talk about pageants. It just is tuning me out.  Ziggy has these big knee socks on which is cool and I like, so I am not all negative. Katie just says a lot of porn speak the whole scene all of it ending in baby … “oh yeah baby”, etc.   If I though Katy Kiss talked too much in the last MDEC Episode, Katie is like a massive overdose.  They awkwardly trib on the couch because it just isn’t big enough for this act.    We just really see Ziggy’s back and ass the whole time.  Then they get in a 69.  We get a nice close up view of Katie’s pussy which is the first thing besides the socks that I have really liked in this scene.  Some more awkward tribbing since it is on a couch.  Finally Ziggy eats Katie to end it. Katie is going to make Ziggy her new pageant daughter.  The two have energy so I will give them credit. But too many porn tropes here for me to enjoy. I just want a crazy story and then people who are into each other to fuck.  I don’t need an entire scene of dirty talk, spitting, fake moans, etc.  I definitely don’t ever need to see (or hear) Katie again.  I disliked this more than this rating indicates.  **

Reagan is convinced they have money because Katie has wasted it on pageant gear.  But Reagan likes Charlotte and that she is feisty.  Charlotte wants to be a robber.  Shows she can use a gun and would be a better robber than Ziggy. Reagan is hot and takes off her nun robe and looks fantastic in a nice bra/panty set. Charlotte basically attacks her pawing at her body.  And then they kiss.  Reagan is another new mother with big gigantic implants. It’s the norm I know, but it would be so nice to have a mother in the series without them. Reagan’s boobs may not be for me but Charlotte is completely into them.  Charlotte begs for Reagan to smack her pussy which if we remember from ep 44 is very fat and Charlotte reminds us of that fact. She has huge natural boobs too.  Reagan makes Charlotte beg to cum as she rubs her pussy. I love that.  Reagan licks her asshole and fingers her pussy before Charlotte begs to be spanked.  Reagan doesn’t seem like enough of a Dom for Charlotte.  She has moments.  But a real strong mother here would have made this scene killer.   Charlotte goes down on Reagan and we get close ups of her huge implants. I don’t like these at all. Charlotte really enjoys Reagan’s pussy for a moment. Reagan tells Charlotte to sit on her face and Charlotte says she better listen to her new mommy.  So she of course sits on her face.  What a view.   Charlotte cums hard as she begs Reagan to suck her pussy.  Reagan calls her a good girl.  Charlotte eats Reagan’s pussy a second time. Kind of boring if I am being honest.  They then scissors. Charlottes tits look awesome here.  They rub each other and then themselves.  Charlotte rubs herself fast and makes herself cum on Reagan’s orders. Charlotte then goes down on Reagan one last time.  Reagan is going to make Charlotte her new sidekick. At the end Charlotte is putting on the nun’s habits and the mothers trade daughters. Charlotte calls Katie a cunt. As stupid as this scenario was, I like the conclusion. This scene had so much potential.  But Reagan is just boring.   She is in a lot of future episodes so I hope she ups her game a bit so to speak. This is the second boring mother they set up Charlotte with.  Her scenes would be great with a more dynamic and charismatic mother.  Hot at times and somewhat  of a letdown at others. ***1/2

Julia Ann and Britney Amber are preparing their daughters for a beauty pageant. Julia is nuts about it. Britney is not so uptight.  Meanwhile their daughters Karter Foxx and Keisha Grey are the opposite.  Clearly a mismatch here. Both daughters are getting ready topless as they go through pageant prep at their own homes.  Then they all get together and lots of weird talk about pageants and such/ Keisha wearing a dress her boobs are clearly on display in.  Thumbs up here.  The girls  put on their dresses to practice in front of their mothers.  The girls are clearly the opposite in personality to their mothers.  There may not have been a more obvious scenario of what would happen in all of the MDEC episodes we have seen to date. 

Karter is sad because of Julia Ann’s criticism so Britney goes to comfort her. Karter suggests they swap mother/daughters. Britney feels Karter up as she talks about spending more time together and soon the two are kissing. Karter is nervous but soon feeling Brittney’s boobs. Britney has huge implants that don’t look natural at all.  They look like gigantic ovals bolted onto her chest.  She also looks way too young to be a mother. Karter on the other hand looks great ... a little bigger than most daughters we have seen here.  With larger natural boobs and a nice natural curve to them.  Great nipples too!  She does have a large tattoo on her back which seems odd since she has been telling us she never leaves the house except for pageants with her mother.  Probably not a look that is going to win her many awards.  Probably need better casting here.  Britney aggressively sucks Karter's boobs and then removes her panties.  Karter has a beautiful shaved pussy that looks tight and incredible.   Britney fingers her with one finger to start and then begins licking her.   After Karter cums, they swap and Karter does a really great job eating Britney.  Britney has a really fun orgasm too. They move into a scissors position where we get nice views of their asses. Britney is way more verbal than Karter, and she announces she is cumming and then "cumming so hard". Karter goes down on Britney again who gives Karter lots of instructions on where to lick and how to work her clit. They then move into a 69 where again, Britney is very verbal.  I think she is doing a good job of striking the balance  between being into the scene and talking/moaning too much.  She does well walking this line.  If we somehow could put Britney's attitude into Karter's body we would have one hell of a porn star. A good scene with Karter shy at first, but then focused on pleasing her new mama. This had some flaws but was fun.  I enjoyed it.  ***1/2

Our final scene, and we get no intro at all. Julia Ann basically has Keisha naked and is feeling her up on a couch.  It looks like this will be our second couch scene in a single episode. Keisha has really big natural boobs and is moaning as Julia rubs her body. Within 2 minutes Julia is eating her pussy.  Julia squeezes Keisha boobs while she licks.   Keisha then strips Julia down to her underwear and starts kissing her  I said this her last scene but Julia is looking a little thicker in the legs and middle as she ages  I think this is absolutely perfect and actually makes her body a little more proportionate.  I would take this version of the earlier editions any day.  Ha ha. Keisha soon finds her way down to Julia’s pussy and dives in   She sloppily slurps and eats her ways to a nice Julia orgasm.  Julia gets behind Keisha and fingers her pussy. Julia keeps telling Keisha her pussy is so tight.  She does get two fingers in though so it can’t be that tight. Keisha looks great here with her all  natural boobs and tight body.  Some cool camerawork from above.  Keisha has a quiet orgasm and then makes Julia stop. Julia lies back, pulls Keisha in for another round of eating her pussy. Julia tells her she thinks she has done this before. Keisha then grinds her pussy on Julia’s leg. They end in an awkward 69 due to the couch. Kind of an uneventful scene made good simply by how well each looked. I have no idea what happened to any intro here. Would also have liked Julia to be a bit more dominant . Keisha says she wants to change moms. ***1/2

At the end all are on the couch Julia and Keisha just fucked on, all dressed again, eating pop tarts, and talking about how they all need to change a little. Kind of let down to be honest. I was hoping for a daughter swap. So an overall very average Episode ends on kind of sour note for me. 

Overall - I liked the daughters here, the mothers not so much.  The last three scenes were all good, but not great.   All had good moments and are worth at least a watch.  I did appreciate the dynamic that all the daughters were trying to please the opposite mother.  A little more dom/sub in this series would be great! Not something that I will ever revisit but I may see if I can find a scene with Charlotte paired with an actress I like more.  

Awards:

• MVP – No one really stood out in this Episode.  I am going to go with Charlotte.  She was probably the best across all the scenes.  If she had been paired with someone stronger I think she could have a great scene. 
• Hottest – Keisha wins this one for me.  Although Karter and Charlotte each looked great too.  As did Julia Ann.
• Best Mother – Between Julia and Britney.  Each had their moments.  I am going to go with Julia here since I thought she played her role well and Britney seems too young for the role. 
• Best Daughter – I am going with Karter over Charlotte, just because she worked so hard to please Britney.
• Best Scene – I had three scenes at ***1/2.  But of the three I think that Britney and Karter was the scene I enjoyed watching the most.  

Scenes:

• Katie Morgan and Ziggy Star **
• Reagan Foxx and Charlotte Cross ***1/2
• Britney Amber and Karter Foxx  ***1/2 
• Julia Ann and Keisha Grey ***1/2

DK Reviews a Random Scene 37

Road Queen 13 Scene 3 Review with Dana DeArmond and Hayden Night

Hayden and Dana are on some sort of farm with chickens and horses visiting Dana’s mother. They make their way to a guest house with a tiny tiny bedroom.  Hayden needs to leave but Dana wants her to stay and offers her a shoulder rub.  Dana looks good in her glasses.  Equal parts dorky and cute.  I wish she left them on the whole scene.  Amazing she matures enough over time to eventually be a mother in later MDEC scenes.  Here she really looks like a nerdy teen. 

Of course the shoulder rub and massage leads to kissing. Pretty quickly Hayden’s top is down and Dana is sucking on her boobs. Dana’s boobs are out soon too. I love Dana’s boobs I should add.   They kiss and explore each other before Dana goes down on Hayden. Hayden has kind of a bush starting here.  It seems like it is about a week since she shaved.   Honestly think Hayden would look better with a fuller bush than she does when she fully shaves and grooms.  Dana fingers her and Hayden’s tits bounce up and down before she eventually had a back arching orgasm  Hayden then tells Dana it’s her turn and alternates between licking and fingering. I like how Dana grinds her pussy into Hayden’s face. Eventually Dana pulls her legs back behind her shoulders.  Clearly her gimmick as she does this every scene.   And finally some kissing to end things before Hayden says she really had to go to work and runs off. 

Just a good solid scene. Nothing especially wild. But very sensuous at times and the two were into each other with obvious chemistry. It was a quick fun watch with two attractive all natural women.  It could have been better with a little more length and variety to it. But still fun.  Not sure I would ever watch this again, but I enjoyed it for what it was. ***1/2