Friday, February 25, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 25

Lesbian Love Stories 4 Scene 4 Review: Adriana Chechik and Hope Howell

Hope is hiding in the closet scared of something that happened in Scene 3, similar to a dog hiding because it is scared of a thunderstorm.   Off camera, a guy yells Baam.  Ha ha ha.  Crazy lack of editing.  Adrianna has a bunch of toys out because apparently this something that must used when an emergency is going down. They start kissing because they don’t want any regrets before they die.  Not sure this is the best storyline I have ever heard, but I am all for Adriana and Hope having a hot fuck.

So it doesn't take much time before they are kissing.  Adriana is behind Hope and removes Hope's top.  Hope has a front snap bra on, which is the first I have seen of one of these in all of these reviews.  Her boobs look so good in that bra, and look amazing when it gets unsnapped as well. Adrianna is behind her rubbing her body and soon fingering her. Adriana comments that she is already wet.  Hope’s nipples don’t seem to get erect at all.  They aren’t inverted but they also don’t point out.  With that said, she has really nice boobs. Hope turns around and soon strips Adrianna.  As an aside when this was filmed, Adriana was in competition with Shyla for best body in my mind.   Shyla doesn’t wear so much makeup, so I like Shyla better from an overall view.  But both their bodies are amazing.  Adrianna also later gets implants so these days I am not so favorable on her.  But 5-6 years ago, she was amazing.  Anyway, this is a long way of saying that god I love Adriana’s boobs.  Ha ha ha.

And Hope clearly loves her pussy and she dives right in.  Eventually Hope rocks her pussy on Adriana leg while rubbing Adriana's pussy.  Adriana positions Hope on all fours, fingers her for a bit, and then gets the hitachi out. After Hope cums, Adrianna then goes down on her. Hope's pussy is completely bald and lovely! Adrianna then gets on top to trib.  Sadly she lifts Hopes leg up so we hardly get to really see her boobs while she does it.  Adrianna cums and then gets between Hopes legs and grinds.  drianna is the next one on all fours and Hope licks her ass and pussy getting them nice and wet for a toy.  She uses something that seems to rub the outside of the pussy and squeeze the clit.  Adriana appears to like it. Ha ha.  Hope keeps spitting on her to lube her up which I don’t really like though.  They quickly embrace before deciding to go check on everyone else. Hope runs outside naked and Adriana, plus the girls from Scene 3 are there too, who spray her with champaign.  Apparently this was all a ruse to loosen Hope up. 

Kind of a nothing scene.  Not very passionate. Would rather have seen the girls engage more without the toys.  But two absolutely beautiful girls having sex so all is good!  ***3/4




























Thursday, February 24, 2022

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 39 Review

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 39 Review

Episode 39 won't go down as one of my favorites.  I thought the first story was good, the second not so much.  I didn't really think all that highly of any of the scenes except for the last one.  39 episodes in, and sometimes the formula wears a little thin.  I get that.  And I actually applaud GFF for trying something a little different here.  It just didn't speak to me.  So let's dive in.

Julia Rae is cutting all of Kali Karinena’s hair off and wanting her to join her in being a lesbian.  Ha ha another getting her daughter to follow her down a new kinky side, this was great.  Julia looks way too old to be a daughter in this series.  She actually was a decent age at filming, she just looks older.  Kali has her undress and she looks pretty damn great. Incredibly small nipples! Kali forbids her to wear a bra.  She also makes her respond “Yes mother”  Ha ha this is so whack that I love it.  Julia is trying not to laugh while doing this.  Kali makes her put on a strap on and then sends her to room. Later she is taking pictures of her with the strap on on.  Side note what a weird place to film.  It’s like this medieval bed with giant paintings on the wall.  Later Mindi Mink sees these picture on the MDEC website and is intrigued. She is taking Jorden Kennedy over to meet them on Saturday. Before the meeting Mindi admits she is lesbian. And once at the meetup Jordan  admits she likes rough bondage type of porn.  Julia tells her guests that sh has brought her strap on to try out on Mindi.  And Jordan is freaked out because she doesn’t know the mothers and daughters swap at these meetings. 

Julia takes Mindi back to the bedroom of like an 80 year old woman. Seriously this is the bedroom of a European grandmother.  There is no chit chat as they immediately start kissing. But then they both get awkward and shy about it.  Some pensive kisses and some giggling.  Mindi takes Julia’s top down and we see those big boobs we saw in the opening segment. It’s amazing to me her boobs are so big and her nipples are so small.  Mindi has on this really weird yellow bra like thing that matches her slip. All of this under a dress. Seems like overkill for porn but certainly more realistic than what they normally wear.  Mindi licks Julie then gets behind her to squeeze her tits and finger her. Julie seems to cum hard.   She has a really nice pussy to go with the rest of hot body.  I like her trimmed public hair.  I thinks that is how you do it if you want to still have hair but not be completely unkempt.   So much tidier than Mindi.  Julia then goes down on Mindi who has a loud orgasm.  Julia is back to giggling as she gets out her strap on.  I suppose I have been lucky we haven’t seen one of these in a while.  Mindi starts stroking it like a real cock.  Mindi rides on top and grabs hold off Julia’s boobs. She seems to cum fast and let’s out a huge moan. The strap on comes off and Julia slowly grinds on top. They finish with Mindi sucking her boob and fingering her for one last memorable moment.  A bit too long for me to love. Had some good moments though.  Julia has a really awesome body.  ***1/2

Kali and Jorden enter while the other two are naked. Jorden is now more comfortable and wants to try lesbian. Kali asks about how the strap on was. Mindi and Julia head off to take a bath and the others start making out as soon as they are gone.  Jorden says she just wants to make Kali happy. Kali is pretty butch looking with her short hair. She isn't my type but as I say said in another review "I don’t think I am the target audience here".  I really wasn’t a fan of Kinky Gaga earlier either.  But I did really like the scene I reviewed with Jizz Lee. She was great. So it’s not a type issue. More just about who I find attractive I suppose.   Meanwhile Jorden is much more attractive. She kind of looks like Jessica Biel and seems really tall. She isn’t rail thin which is nice.  And she is wearing really nice underwear.  They eat each other which is really boring. It doesn’t pick up until Laci puts one thumb inside Jorden’s pussy and one in her mouth.  Kaci fumbles with Jorden’s bra clasp worse than any high school boy ever did . She then fingers her from behind and pulls her hair.  Wait a minute ... she stole my move … that bitch.  Ha ha ha. Eventually Jorden says she wants to be tied up. Wow.  Jorden is really into this and keeps saying nice things to Kali. Kali is just kind of boring.  She seems a far cry from the dominant lesbian of the opening aspects of the story.  Jorden spends the last 5 mins or so licking and fingering Kaci.  They tell each other they love each other as the scene ends.  That aspect at least was great.  All in all that was nothing special even though I liked Jorden.  **1/2

The next scene features Mercedes Carrera.  GFF has taken all of her scenes off their website due to allegations against Mercedes and her husband.  If these are true, Mercedes and her husband should rot in hell.  But my goal here is to review everything in the MDEC as part of this project.  So I am going to review the scene without regards to her legal situation.  Feel free to skip if offended, I get it.  

Mercedes is lubing up a mini dildo called a dialator for Kylie Sinner’s pussy. She wants her to relax.  But her vagina just won’t open up and Kylie is in pain.  So of course the remedy is an MDEC meetup.  They get together with Phoenix Marie and Tara Morgan. Of course they talk about this all as part of the meetup and the daughters are mortified.  Tara is now a brunette I should note.  Honestly, these mothers are kind of too much even for porn.  Even for kinky me, I found this just a little too out there.

Minus Tara, all head to the bedroom.  Mercedes and Phoenix look at all of these things to insert into Kylie. Phoenix suggests anal.  Ha ha ha.  They all talk about anal orgasms are the best.  And so Phoenix preps Kylie for anal. Phoenix starts eating Kylie’s ass and Mercedes says I knew this was a great idea!  Kylie is freaked out with her mom there but once she leaves she opens up.  Kylie has a beautiful body and is wearing orange bra to start.  Phoenix inserts a large dialator into Kylie’s ass while Kylie fingers herself. Phoenix suggests a dildo because it will feel more natural.  Phoenix strips down and preps the dildo. Kylie is absolutely gorgeous.  She has small boobs and huge areola.  They are so puffy.   I love it.   She fingers her clit while Phoenix shoves this huge dildo in her ass.  Phoenix puts on the strap on and makes Kylie say she wants her big cock in her asshole  I am not a huge Phoenix fan. She just doesn’t do much for me in general.  I get I am on an island on that one, as most love her.   Kylie eventually cums.  Then she goes down on Phoenix licking her pussy while Phoenix pretends to stroke her cock.  Eventually Kylie gets on her hands and knees and gets double penetrated with the dialator in her pussy and the dildo in her ass. Phoenix talks about sharing Kylie with all her girlfriends so they can all enjoy her asshole.  Eventually Kylie cums again  This is an odd scene.  Kylie is hot.  And I normally love lesbian anal play.  But this was just kind of stupid and not very believable.  Amazing to say it was kind of sterile to start and then boring.  Even with Phoenix trying to spice it up with lots of dirty talk (which I really liked). **1/2 

Mercedes is showing Tara all the toys she has that bought because she liked the ones she had to use on Kylie.  Tara is a virgin who still uses pads because her pussy can’t accommodate a tampon (yeah right). Tara has never had an orgasm either. We just had the best Tara scene where she didn’t play a virgin. Now back to it again. Sometimes this gimmick just gets old.  On the other hand Tara looks good as brunette!  Meanwhile Mercedes boobs look gigantic in her tight dress. Tara has only kissed a few boys. Mercedes seems to like Kylie (who is her step daughter) but doesn’t want to talk about it.  This whole dialogue direction was really weird. So they talk more about Tara’s lack of orgasms. Tara says she has a lot to learn so Mercedes wants to teach her . Of course this leads to kissing . Tara looks amazing in her matching bra and panties. Her body really is flawless.  She completely digs Mercedes loving all over her.  Funny the supposed virgin who is shy and only kissed a few boys has a completely smooth shaved pussy.  Ha ha. Mercedes really goes to town burying her face in Tara’s pussy until Tara has her first orgasm. Then she gets behind her and squeezes her boob and rubs her clit.  Tara looks amazing like this and she cums again.  Then Mercedes puts her fingers inside.  Funny how suddenly two fingers go in really deep yet a tampon won't fit. And Tara cums a third time.  Mercedes has implants.  They aren’t ridiculously sized but don’t look all their natural either.  I hate when the nipples point up and are at the top of the boob.  But we have seen far far worse over the course of 39 MDEC episodes.  We then get a really slowed down few moments where Tara eats Mercedes and gets her off.  Then she finger fucks her as the last real act before they kiss to end things.  This was good, mainly because of Tara being the center of attention.  Better than previous first time scenes for her.  ****

Look, there has been nothing in any of these MDEC episodes that have been remotely believable.  But this last story is just out there.  No mother would embarrass their daughters like Mercedes and Phoenix did.  No girl who needs to have her pussy stretched out medically, is suddenly going to be taking a huge dildo up her virgin ass within moments.  No virgin is suddenly going to have two fingers up her pussy.  You have to suspend your disbelief for the most MDEC episodes.  This one just struck me the wrong way.  I was way too focused on the flaws that I couldn't shake that disbelief at all.  

Overall - I would say skip this one.  Even the best scene is no longer on the GFF site.  Go ahead and find some other episodes or scenes you like better and leave this one aside.  The daughters all looked great, but this just wasn't good.

Awards:
  • MVP - Tara
  • Hottest - Tara, although all the daughters looked great
  • Best Mother - Mindi, almost by default.  But she was good.
  • Best Daughter - Tara, but Julia deserves a mention too
  • Best Scene - Mercedes and Tara
Scenes:
  • Mindi Mink and Julia Rae ***1/2
  • Kali Karinena and Jorden Kennedy **1/2
  • Phoenix Marie and Kylie Sinner **1/2
  • Mercedes Carrera and Tara Morgan ****

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 24

Cheer Squad Slumber Parties 29 Scene 2 Review with Cherie DeVille and Victoria Voxx

Victoria is a sex counselor who is helping the cheer squad. She is way too young for that to even be remotely believable but this will actually be one of the more believable things about this whole scene. Elsa Jean and Jill Kassidy are both lesbians it seems.  And Elsa's mother Cherie is rather prudish and doesn't think lesbianism is right, especially for these teen girls, nor does she understand why Victoria is helping.  But Cherie has been watching Elsa’s lesbian porn. Elsa has clear OCD and orders her videos from small boobs to large boobs.  Ha ha, I love it.  And she notices that often the videos are not in their proper order.  They all head to Cherie’s room and find her own stash of porn.  All of it in wrappers btw.   Come on GFF at least make it look like she has watched some of these.   Cherie is mortified that they all found this.  As another aside, this is the same terrible bedroom as in MDEC 39 which I just watched. It’s awful, who would live here, and why is GFF shooting here?


Victoria talks to Cherie alone and noticed Cherie took a liking to Jill.  Victoria finds out Cherie is a lesbian virgin and decides to break her in. This of course leads to kissing. Victoria takes off her top and Cherie says “Oh my god”.  Then Victoria says the same thing when Cherie starts sucking her tits. Victoria has amazing small boobs with pierced nipples. I also think Cherie has the best implants I have seen in all of these reviews.  Not overwhelming and appear so natural! Of course neither are wearing a bra. And both in black thongs! They kiss and Cherie grinds on Victoria’s thigh while they are kneeling. Heavy  Breathing and kissing the whole time.  Victoria goes down on Cherie and eventually starts rubbing her clit.  Cherie screams “Please, Please” and then “Faster, Faster” until she cums. Victoria then takes off her panties and she has maybe the nicest shaved pussy I have ever seen.  Wow.  She looks amazing in general.  They flip and Victoria fingers Cherie to another orgasm. Victoria climbs on top to trib. Wish that lasted longer.  Amazing view though during the process.  Victoria sits on Cherie’s face while Cherie fingers herself.  That was pretty incredible too. We then get a close up of Cherie’s pussy and it is almost as nice as Victoria’s. They kiss while Victoria finger fucks Cherie and Cherie rubs her own clit. 


I really like everything they are doing here but they are blowing through their spots in no time. It’s like they cum in 60 seconds  and then rush to the next position.   There are 15 mins left in scene and they have already down twice as much as any Raquel Sieb scene ever. Normally I appreciate the variety but I would like some of what they are doing to breath a little here.  No need to rush through everything.   Cherie sitting on Victoria’s face is a heavenly view. She starts twerking on it while Victoria rubs herself. Eventually Victoria is on her back and Cherie slowly licks her. Then Cherie slowly grinds and tribs on her. I appreciate the slowdown in speed for a bit.  Victoria goes down on Cherie one last time  “More, more” Cherie says.  Lots of nice kissing and caressing to end it.


This was pretty awesome even with its flaws and the complete lack of believability.  No first timer is going to run through an entire playbook of positions in her first 15 minutes.   But the sex was hot (even though rushed) and the two of them looked absolutely amazing.  ****1/2












Tuesday, February 22, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 23

Road Queen 19 Scene 3 Review with Elexis Monroe and Shyla Jennings

I am a huge fan of Shyla Jennings.  If you read my MDEC reviews you knew that.  I also really like Elexis Monroe.  Sadly she falls into that age range right between mother and daughter and thus never really fit into an MDEC episode.  But if that could fit Dana DeArmond in as someone's aunt and legal guardian, surely they could have been creative with Elexis.  Sadly it hasn't been meant to be.  But I picked this scene, just because I wanted to watch more Elexis and who better than with my favorite.  

Shyla is tied up and has a heat lamp over her head. She is also wearing a yellow dress that is half off.  And acting very very weird.  No idea what the hell is going on.   This review would have a bit more to offer if I had any idea what the plot was. Anyway, she and Elexis head off to the bedroom where they have a pillow fight and then begin to make out.


Shyla is naked under her yellow dress as we saw in the opening goofy skits to start the scene.    Elexis has a light blue matching underwear set that looks pretty damn amazing . Shyla’s pussy is shaved which is so nice to see, as in some of the later MDEC episodes she has had a full bush. Elexis fingers Shyla and you can hear how wet she is.  And I want to reiterate my claim that Shyla has the best boobs I have ever seen!! Elexis looks pretty damn amazing too.   Bigger but still all natural.  Shyla then gets on top to trib and grind. At one point she grabs and squeezes Elexis’s boob which is a great visual.  Sadly it didn’t last long. But the tribbing becomes more violent.  This is really amazing.  It ends with then clutching at each other out of breath.  Shyla then starts fingering herself while Elexis chokes her.  Holy shit!!  Then Elexis fingers her while Shyla rubs her clit. Shyla’s body jerks when she cums. That was pretty awesome.  Elexis sits on Shyla’s face and after she cums she tells us she is about to pass out . Elexis then spanks Shyla to which Shyla responds that she loves to be spanked and choked. They have some playful interactions at then end. No idea what the fuck was going on in this scene.  It certainly doesn't inspire me to watch any more of this video.  But the sex was fun and I enjoyed the amazing visuals of two beautiful girls.  ****1/4



















Monday, February 21, 2022

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 38 Review

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 38 Review

This is the mothers all have big fake boobs Episode.  Well to be fair, most of the episodes are like that, but in this one it really stood out. A couple of really good scenes here, and a couple of ones I would never watch again.  So let's get into it ... big giant titties ... huge tracts of land ... it's Episode 38 of the MDEC.

Tara Morgan and Mindi Mink are talking about getting Tara tutoring.  She is a spelling champ but needs help in math. Mindi talks about needing to get over her step daughter Scarlet Redd and signing up for the MDEC. Mindi and Tara fucked in Episode 35 by the way as an aside.  They meet up with Nicky Ferrari and Jenna Sativa.  If you remember Nicky from a few episodes back, she can't speak any English.  And in this Episode, Nicky her daughter Jenna is visiting from Mexico. Scarlet Redd shows up and throws a fit that they are doing an MDEC meetup.  Clearly Mindi was fucking her step daughter Scarlett.  I wish this was something we could have explored further.  maybe it is in another video?  But I highly doubt it as at this point in time GFF is not even keeping their stories straight in the same video, nonetheless have the ability to carry stories over longer term. Nicky always looks so uncomfortable in these meetups.  They ask Tara if she is ready and she says yes.  Jenna asks Nicky is she is ready in Spanish and she si.  So they head to bedroom.   It is always so crazy that these inexperienced daughters are always heading off to the bedroom with complete strangers, but we wouldn't have much of a series without that. 

I love the absurdity of this whole scenario ... strangers, mothers/duaghters, and a woman who speaks no English.   I kind of wish they would just book Tara to be the experienced one.  She is so hot and always playing the shy virgin type.  Nicky is wearing a dress that she might have gotten poured into. They kiss and slowly remove tops and rub boobs to start. There is lots of heavy breathing since they can’t talk. Tara’s boobs look as amazing as ever.  And so small compared to Nicky’s enormous rack. There was a good 10 mins of them actually kissing and feeling each other.  Very realistic!! Tara grinding on top while both have bottoms on is pretty hot. Nicky then eats Tara first from behind and then with Tara on her back.  Tara’s body is flawless.  When she cums she grabs the sheets.  That was awesome.  Tara fingers Nicky and you can hear how wet she is.  Tara goes crazy just rubbing her body and licking her pussy.  Nicki says “Oh Si”. Ha ha.  Tara grinds some and then tribs on top.  This is really great visual.   They go real fast and then real slow.  Nicky wants to lick Tara one last time.  She pulls her legs back and Nicky dives in.  This is by far the best Tara scene reviewed to date.  So much better than that shit about pretending to be in a meadow from a few episodes back.  And I got my wish. She drove this scene.  Also there was none of this let’s pretend it’s our first time crap which this series goes to far too often as a gimmick.  I don’t know if I would call that great but it was tons of fun and I really enjoyed it. ****1/4

Jenna was a little scared by Scarlet barging in on the meeting. She wants to be with an older more dominant woman. Jenna is a pretty girl. Long black hair.  Looks much more like a daughter of Nicky than Shyla Jennings did.  Jenna is a little nervous so Mindi massages her to start. Mindi doesn’t want to get oil on the dress so of course it comes off. And of course Jenna is not wearing a bra. She has much bigger titties under that dress then I would have thought.Jenna loves Mindi’s boobs and comments on their size.  No mention from Mindi about how much they cost.  We get lots of slow kissing to start this one. Mindi slowly teases and works her way down Jenna’s body. Jenna had a lovely shaved pussy with big lips  Just a small landing strip up top. She licks her for a bit but it never takes her over the top. Then Jenna slowly explores Mindi including some nice tit worship and slowly stroking her pussy. Mindi then wants to taste her again but first she rubs her nipples over Jenna’s pussy in a teasing way, not like some of these earlier scenes where this drives the receiver to crazy moans and orgasms.  Nice work here.  When Mindi finally dives in it is really nice. Jenna is very responsive.  And her boobs look amazing while lying on her back 
Then it is time for Jenna to taste Mindi. But first Mindi kisses her with her pussy juice all over her face. 
Jenna goes down on her.  Mindi eventually asks if she wants her to cum on Jenna’s mouth.  When Mindi cums and asks her to slow down, Jenna speeds up and Mindi cums again. I liked that.  Jenna says Mindi has turned her into a lesbian. Mindi responds by saying good because I have been eyeing this ass and spanks her.  I thought Mindi might dive into her ass but they trib, very slowly to start. And now we get Mindi running her hair over her back and licking her before diving into her ass. This is incredible and Jenna’s moans are fantastic.  Jenna finger’s herself while Mindi eats her ass.  Wow.  Some light kissing and rubbing to end things. This was too long for me at over an hour.  But it was great. Best Mindi scene to date and I really really liked Jenna. ****1/2

Raquel Sieb and Jodi Taylor invite Karen Fisher and Kacy Lane over for an MDEC meetup. Raquels husband isn’t home. Karen and Kacy live in a small town and travel on weekends for meetups. Kacy is a lesbian who can’t meet anyone on their farm.  And on their last meetup, Karen hooked up with daughter and Kaci was upset

Jodi wants to hear about Karen hooking up with a daughter and takes Karen off to another room to hear about it. The daughter briefly touched Karen and it was her first time. Jodi is so aggressive and wants to mimic the situation. Jodi starts feeling and kissing Karen. Jodi has no underwear at all on under her dress and whips the dress off pretty fast. I love Jodi’s boobs and nipples.  She would be so much hotter with a neatly trimmed pussy. While is trimmed around lips she just has this massive bush that I don’t much care for. Karen still has those massive fake boobs and honestly it doesn’t look remotely real. She is so top heavy even with a thick body in general. Jodi fingers and licks Karen to start. Karen basically says “Oh yeah” on repeat for 3-4 minutes.  There is a break in the film and suddenly Karen is naked and on her knees getting fingered.  And with that break the audio levels changed too.  WTF terrible production here GFF. Now that Karen is naked it’s Jodi back to eating her pussy and fingering her. Basically the first 20 mins of this scene is Jodi fingering Karen in multiple positions. Eventually Jodi says I am going to teach you how to lick my pussy. Just kind a boring scene.  The only thing that is really liked about it was Jodi’s boobs and nipples.  If I never see Karen again that will be fine.  If I didn't like Jodi, this would get a far lower rating.  Without Jodi, it might go down as one of the worst scenes reviewed to date. **3/4

This last one is a 57 min scene.  And both Raquel and Kaci are both supposed virgins. We do learn that Raquels husband is neglectful.  Raquel suggests they goto bedroom to experiment and they both comment how nervous they are. Some awkward giggling to start before they kiss and touch each other. Kaci is a very slender pretty girl. When her top comes off she may have the tiniest nipples we have seen to date 
This goes about 27 minutes before we have our first real moan when Kaci fingers Raquel and still just over her panties. 33 mins in and Kacy has her first real moan when Raquel licks her over her panties. We then get 10 mins of Raquel licking and fingering Kacy the whole time with her panties on. 44 mins they are both finally naked and Kacy starts licking Raquel. Raquel has a really nice orgasm. I liked that.  Some fingering of Kacy and then they trib to end it. Would honestly have liked to see more of this.  Kacy’s boobs looked awesome here.  I like Kacy. Maybe a little too thin for me, but I love her tiny tits.  My feelings on Raquel are pretty evident throughout this site.  This scene had its moments but honestly was boring for lots of it.  It pales in comparison to Scene 2 which was going for the same effect. ***1/4 

Overall - I really liked the first 2 scenes, the second two scenes not so much.  Definitely recommend checking out the first half for sure.

Awards:
  • MVP - Mindi was the best person in this video, although Tara wasn't far behind
  • Hottest - Tara, which is her second win in this award.  Definitely one of the better looking girls we have seen in this series.  Jenna, Kacy, Mindi, and Jodi were all in contention for this as well.  
  • Best Mother - Mindi, no one else really comes close
  • Best Daughter - Tara, although Jenna deserves a shout out here too
  • Best Scene - Mindi and Jenna
Scenes:
  • Nicky Ferrari and Tara Morgan ****1/4
  • Mindi Mink and Jenna Sativa ****1/2
  • Karen Fisher and Jodi Taylor **3/4
  • Raquel Sieb and Kacy Lane ***1/4

Thursday, February 17, 2022

DK Reviews Lesbian Obsessions 5

Lesbian Obsessions 5 Review

I have been really disappointed by the scenes GFF has produced over the past few years.  None of them really seem to tick my boxes as far as what I like.  There are way too many scenes that include lots of giggling, fake moans, stupid dirty talk.  There is less focus on good sex, and more an all this extraneous stuff.  So I go into these things expecting to be disappointed but always hopeful that I find someone I really like.   This video left me a little of both.  

Scene 1: Aiden Ashley and Lulu Chu

Lulu calls Aiden. Aiden picks up on an old pay phone, and I am not sure what that is about , other than perhaps a chance to appear to be retro? Lulu is rubbing herself while on the phone and she cums when Aiden says tomato. Lulu has spent all her money calling Aiden but Aiden can’t help her because she doesn’t want to be fired.  No idea what this is about, or what Aiden’s job is.  But the obsession in this scene appears to be Lulu obsessed with Aiden.  Aiden then shows up at Lulu’s house who left her door unlocked while she sleeps.   Lulu is a petite Asian actress who is small all over. She has nice pierced nipples. And she is wearing knee socks too which I dig. Aiden is a Caucasian and seems much taller but maybe even thinner than Lulu.  She has a really nicely shaved pussy which I liked.  I am not sure I find either incredibly attractive but I think that is on me. They are both sexy. Aiden begins rubbing Lulu’s pussy right away.  Lulu cums extremely hard and then tastes her own juice on Aiden’s hand. Aiden then goes down to taste Lulu herself.  She fingers Lulu and you can hear how wet she really is.  Lulu talks about squirting but doesn’t.  Lulu then goes down on Aiden.  We are a few minutes into the sex and it is obvious that they talk way too much during this scene.  Sometimes you just want to watch hot girls have sex. I don’t need these two narrating the whole fucking thing as its going on. Lulu sits on Aidens face while Aiden fingers herself.  They then swap positions and Aiden sits on Lulu’s face.  Lulu doesn’t shut up even when there is a pussy in her face. My god, this is awful. Aiden asks Lulu to eat her ass which perks me up some but can’t save the scene. The trib with Lulu on top and it’s a nice view but too much narration the whole way “our clits are kissing” and lots of other nauseating dirty talk . “It’s like your pussy was made for mine” says Lulu.   Aiden licks Lulu one last time and basically drowns her pussy in her saliva.  It was kind of gross actually.  In all the scenes I have watched for this site, I have never seen one more trying to be porn than this one. It doesn’t even remotely seem like these are real people or how anyone in the world would actually fuck.  This fucking sucked. Pure trash.  *

Scene 2: Isabella Nice and Vina Sky

Isabella is mad at Vina. She calls her a cunt! Wow that’s awesome. Apparently Isabella has fucked all the pussy in town and every knows it.  They then proceed to have a terrible acting cat fight.  They quickly make up and Vina says let’s go to the bedroom and “make love”.  The next day they are fighting again about Isabella being a stripper.  They have another cat fight. And then we get more make up sex … one last time they say before they break up.  I am really into the small boobs of each. Vina drools on Isabella before her panties are even off.  That seemed pointless. Then spits right in her mouth.  That turns me right off.  And then they start the porn talk. Jesus Christ I can’t win.   Vina spanks her a bit then spits all over her asshole.  Isabella licks and fingers Vina which is nice.  Vina goes down on Isabella who quickly cums and announces it , which is great as always.  Then they finger each other and violently rub their pussies against each other. I think I her them say when tribbing we are making a clit sandwich. That may be the dumbest pornspeak I have ever heard.  To me, these two are much more attractive than the girls in scene 1.  But the pornspeak and excessive little fake moans are shit. Vina spitting the whole scene really sucks too. Eventually Vina sits on Isabella and grinds against her face. This goes on with lots more positions, and lots of "yeah just like that" and I love your "your tight little pussy". Eventually Vina squirts which if the rest of the scene wasn't trash, would be great.  But by this point they had so lost me, that I stopped giving a shit 15 minutes before.  It concludes with Vina rubbing Isabella's pussy with her foot.  Who the fuck thinks that is erotic? The girls worked really hard but this sucked too.  The moaning, the pornspeak, the spitting.  *1/2

So I have a serious questions, does GFF have analytics that their audience prefer these dumb current scenes versus scenes are that seem far more real and natural?  I analyze numbers all day long, and I know in this day and age, decisions usually aren’t made without some data to back them up.  I wonder if these is a direction GFF chose to go based on data, or it is just the evolution of their scenes.  In either case, it really sucks.  

Scene 3: Olive Glass and Jada Kai

We get a really nice view of Jada nearly naked sleeping to start.  Actually really nice is an understatement, it is incredible.  Jada is really fucking hot! Olive sneaks into house and makes tea.  I completely dig Olives haircut. She looks great. Jada hears a noise and puts on some lingerie to see who snuck in.  Apparently, Olive had left a year ago to join a cult.  The cult was bad news of course.  They tried to convert her to not be a lesbian. Her butt is sore from being spanked so Jada rubs oil it and massages it. Jada strips Olive.  Wow she is gorgeous too.  Such a real body with some actual curves!!  Back to the cult, Olive escaped out a window and in a stolen car, thinking about Jada the whole drive back.  Jada is so glad she is back so of course they proceed to fuck. This reunion is completely ridiculous and of course glorious.  Gone for a year and back to fucking within 5 mins.  But it is this type of absurdity for which I often love GFF. These are two incredibly beautiful and sexy girls.  The contrast between the two in skin color is awesome. Olive is so pale and Jada is so dark. Jade drools on her own boob as Olive sucks on them. That was unnecessary, and the only negative thing I will say about this scene.  They are on the couch which I guess makes for scene variety but isn’t nearly as effective as a bed.  But they work hard to make it work.   They get In a mini 69 sucking on each other’s boobs.  That was fun.  Jada goes down on Olive including fingering her and sucking her clit.   Jada pours more massage oil on Olive and fingers her to orgasm while rubbing herself too. I like how Jada says she is going to "fucking cum".  Each girl is fantastic having their orgasms.  Much better than so many I have reviewed here.   Olive's eyes roll back when she is in pleasure which is really cool aspect of her.  Jada goes down on her and the view is magnificent They have a long tribbing session with Jada on top which is magnificent too.  Then they switch up and Olive is on top.  Olive playing with Jada's boobs while she is on top tribbing is awesome. Eventually the slow their grinding and rub each other’s clits.  Then Olive sits on Jada's face.   At one point Jada just puts her tongue out and Olive rocks back and forth against it.   Wow, that was great. Olive turns around because Jada "wants that ass in my face".  I wish she has eaten the ass, but this was still a great view.   We finish with Olive licking Jada one last time.  If this were a real life couple, I would hope that they put their previous issues behind them and they fuck like this forever.  Olive says she is happy to be back and never leaving again! This was fucking great.  It's amazing how much better this was compared to the utter trash of the first two scenes.  This has a little porn speak in it, but it is never a distraction or turn off.  Just watching them fuck was a pure pleasure.   It is probably a few too minutes long but I enjoyed everything!  That was the best scene I have watched recorded over the past 2-3 years.  ****1/2

Scene 4: Kiarra Kai and Alana Bloom

Alana comes home from work and rushes to her room to masturbate and see herself naked. Alana is an Asian with a nice thick body with a shaved pussy and small/medium boobs.  What a perfect specimen.   She talks to herself which is a little weird, but I guess its porn so whatever.  She eventually gets a dildo out.  Kiarra obviously likes Alana and has to hear her play with herself and moan. She rubs herself because she is turned on hearing her roommate but eventually has enough and goes to confront Alana.  Kiarra says they are in a relationship which kind of puts a damper on the scene.  This is just weird behavior if they are girlfriends, but would be really fun if they weren’t.  So I guess I would rather they were just roommates who were going to fuck rather than actually partners. Alana says she needs to cum. So they start masturbating together. There is not a whole lot of passion between the two.  When I saw not a whole lot, I really mean none.  I probably like Kiarra less than most.  She has really nice boobs, and pierced nipples.  Great nipples in fact. She looks great, and would normally be my type, but for some odd reason  she isn't.  With that said her boobs are fantastic and I would like to see them in every scene ever.  Ha ha.  Then Kiarra plays with Alana's nipples  Eventually Kiarra gets behind Alana and plays with her body.  I love Alana's body.  I hope we see more of her, just with someone she has a bit more chemistry with. Then Kiarra goes down on her. They get into 69 which goes on a long time.  Kiarra cums from Alana fingering her and Alana cums from getting her pussy eaten.  But it isn't anything large or dramatic, just like oh hey I just came. Kiarra gets on top and tribs.  Alana acts like it is her first time.  Which is odd because it is basically a part of every lesbian scene ever filmed.  Surely it isn't "something new" as Kiarra suggests.  With that said it looks great and sounds hot. Kiarra then rides and twerks all over Alana’s face. They kiss some which is pretty bad, its like they don’t have any actual passion between them.  Alana goes down on Kiarra again. Kiarra rubs Alana’s clit to end things. Alana  gets off again.  This is disappointing. It could have had a great story with hot girls. Instead it was entirely average.  Average sex. No passion.  Disappointing if I am being honest.  ***1/4



Overall – One really great scene.  One average.  Two are the absolute shits.  Watch Scene 3 for sure.  And watch Scene 4 for the sexy girls, but no passion.  

As usual in these one off reviews, no formal awards.  Olive and Jada had the best scene and were the hottest.  Vina looks great as always.  Alana looks great too.  And shout out to Kiarra’s boobs.  MVP would be either Olive or Jada … I think Olive was a little better in it so I would go with her.  I will definitely be downloading some more Olive and Jada scenes to watch and review.  And if Alana ever does another scene I would be into that as well.