Thursday, February 17, 2022

DK Reviews Lesbian Obsessions 5

Lesbian Obsessions 5 Review

I have been really disappointed by the scenes GFF has produced over the past few years.  None of them really seem to tick my boxes as far as what I like.  There are way too many scenes that include lots of giggling, fake moans, stupid dirty talk.  There is less focus on good sex, and more an all this extraneous stuff.  So I go into these things expecting to be disappointed but always hopeful that I find someone I really like.   This video left me a little of both.  

Scene 1: Aiden Ashley and Lulu Chu

Lulu calls Aiden. Aiden picks up on an old pay phone, and I am not sure what that is about , other than perhaps a chance to appear to be retro? Lulu is rubbing herself while on the phone and she cums when Aiden says tomato. Lulu has spent all her money calling Aiden but Aiden can’t help her because she doesn’t want to be fired.  No idea what this is about, or what Aiden’s job is.  But the obsession in this scene appears to be Lulu obsessed with Aiden.  Aiden then shows up at Lulu’s house who left her door unlocked while she sleeps.   Lulu is a petite Asian actress who is small all over. She has nice pierced nipples. And she is wearing knee socks too which I dig. Aiden is a Caucasian and seems much taller but maybe even thinner than Lulu.  She has a really nicely shaved pussy which I liked.  I am not sure I find either incredibly attractive but I think that is on me. They are both sexy. Aiden begins rubbing Lulu’s pussy right away.  Lulu cums extremely hard and then tastes her own juice on Aiden’s hand. Aiden then goes down to taste Lulu herself.  She fingers Lulu and you can hear how wet she really is.  Lulu talks about squirting but doesn’t.  Lulu then goes down on Aiden.  We are a few minutes into the sex and it is obvious that they talk way too much during this scene.  Sometimes you just want to watch hot girls have sex. I don’t need these two narrating the whole fucking thing as its going on. Lulu sits on Aidens face while Aiden fingers herself.  They then swap positions and Aiden sits on Lulu’s face.  Lulu doesn’t shut up even when there is a pussy in her face. My god, this is awful. Aiden asks Lulu to eat her ass which perks me up some but can’t save the scene. The trib with Lulu on top and it’s a nice view but too much narration the whole way “our clits are kissing” and lots of other nauseating dirty talk . “It’s like your pussy was made for mine” says Lulu.   Aiden licks Lulu one last time and basically drowns her pussy in her saliva.  It was kind of gross actually.  In all the scenes I have watched for this site, I have never seen one more trying to be porn than this one. It doesn’t even remotely seem like these are real people or how anyone in the world would actually fuck.  This fucking sucked. Pure trash.  *

Scene 2: Isabella Nice and Vina Sky

Isabella is mad at Vina. She calls her a cunt! Wow that’s awesome. Apparently Isabella has fucked all the pussy in town and every knows it.  They then proceed to have a terrible acting cat fight.  They quickly make up and Vina says let’s go to the bedroom and “make love”.  The next day they are fighting again about Isabella being a stripper.  They have another cat fight. And then we get more make up sex … one last time they say before they break up.  I am really into the small boobs of each. Vina drools on Isabella before her panties are even off.  That seemed pointless. Then spits right in her mouth.  That turns me right off.  And then they start the porn talk. Jesus Christ I can’t win.   Vina spanks her a bit then spits all over her asshole.  Isabella licks and fingers Vina which is nice.  Vina goes down on Isabella who quickly cums and announces it , which is great as always.  Then they finger each other and violently rub their pussies against each other. I think I her them say when tribbing we are making a clit sandwich. That may be the dumbest pornspeak I have ever heard.  To me, these two are much more attractive than the girls in scene 1.  But the pornspeak and excessive little fake moans are shit. Vina spitting the whole scene really sucks too. Eventually Vina sits on Isabella and grinds against her face. This goes on with lots more positions, and lots of "yeah just like that" and I love your "your tight little pussy". Eventually Vina squirts which if the rest of the scene wasn't trash, would be great.  But by this point they had so lost me, that I stopped giving a shit 15 minutes before.  It concludes with Vina rubbing Isabella's pussy with her foot.  Who the fuck thinks that is erotic? The girls worked really hard but this sucked too.  The moaning, the pornspeak, the spitting.  *1/2

So I have a serious questions, does GFF have analytics that their audience prefer these dumb current scenes versus scenes are that seem far more real and natural?  I analyze numbers all day long, and I know in this day and age, decisions usually aren’t made without some data to back them up.  I wonder if these is a direction GFF chose to go based on data, or it is just the evolution of their scenes.  In either case, it really sucks.  

Scene 3: Olive Glass and Jada Kai

We get a really nice view of Jada nearly naked sleeping to start.  Actually really nice is an understatement, it is incredible.  Jada is really fucking hot! Olive sneaks into house and makes tea.  I completely dig Olives haircut. She looks great. Jada hears a noise and puts on some lingerie to see who snuck in.  Apparently, Olive had left a year ago to join a cult.  The cult was bad news of course.  They tried to convert her to not be a lesbian. Her butt is sore from being spanked so Jada rubs oil it and massages it. Jada strips Olive.  Wow she is gorgeous too.  Such a real body with some actual curves!!  Back to the cult, Olive escaped out a window and in a stolen car, thinking about Jada the whole drive back.  Jada is so glad she is back so of course they proceed to fuck. This reunion is completely ridiculous and of course glorious.  Gone for a year and back to fucking within 5 mins.  But it is this type of absurdity for which I often love GFF. These are two incredibly beautiful and sexy girls.  The contrast between the two in skin color is awesome. Olive is so pale and Jada is so dark. Jade drools on her own boob as Olive sucks on them. That was unnecessary, and the only negative thing I will say about this scene.  They are on the couch which I guess makes for scene variety but isn’t nearly as effective as a bed.  But they work hard to make it work.   They get In a mini 69 sucking on each other’s boobs.  That was fun.  Jada goes down on Olive including fingering her and sucking her clit.   Jada pours more massage oil on Olive and fingers her to orgasm while rubbing herself too. I like how Jada says she is going to "fucking cum".  Each girl is fantastic having their orgasms.  Much better than so many I have reviewed here.   Olive's eyes roll back when she is in pleasure which is really cool aspect of her.  Jada goes down on her and the view is magnificent They have a long tribbing session with Jada on top which is magnificent too.  Then they switch up and Olive is on top.  Olive playing with Jada's boobs while she is on top tribbing is awesome. Eventually the slow their grinding and rub each other’s clits.  Then Olive sits on Jada's face.   At one point Jada just puts her tongue out and Olive rocks back and forth against it.   Wow, that was great. Olive turns around because Jada "wants that ass in my face".  I wish she has eaten the ass, but this was still a great view.   We finish with Olive licking Jada one last time.  If this were a real life couple, I would hope that they put their previous issues behind them and they fuck like this forever.  Olive says she is happy to be back and never leaving again! This was fucking great.  It's amazing how much better this was compared to the utter trash of the first two scenes.  This has a little porn speak in it, but it is never a distraction or turn off.  Just watching them fuck was a pure pleasure.   It is probably a few too minutes long but I enjoyed everything!  That was the best scene I have watched recorded over the past 2-3 years.  ****1/2

Scene 4: Kiarra Kai and Alana Bloom

Alana comes home from work and rushes to her room to masturbate and see herself naked. Alana is an Asian with a nice thick body with a shaved pussy and small/medium boobs.  What a perfect specimen.   She talks to herself which is a little weird, but I guess its porn so whatever.  She eventually gets a dildo out.  Kiarra obviously likes Alana and has to hear her play with herself and moan. She rubs herself because she is turned on hearing her roommate but eventually has enough and goes to confront Alana.  Kiarra says they are in a relationship which kind of puts a damper on the scene.  This is just weird behavior if they are girlfriends, but would be really fun if they weren’t.  So I guess I would rather they were just roommates who were going to fuck rather than actually partners. Alana says she needs to cum. So they start masturbating together. There is not a whole lot of passion between the two.  When I saw not a whole lot, I really mean none.  I probably like Kiarra less than most.  She has really nice boobs, and pierced nipples.  Great nipples in fact. She looks great, and would normally be my type, but for some odd reason  she isn't.  With that said her boobs are fantastic and I would like to see them in every scene ever.  Ha ha.  Then Kiarra plays with Alana's nipples  Eventually Kiarra gets behind Alana and plays with her body.  I love Alana's body.  I hope we see more of her, just with someone she has a bit more chemistry with. Then Kiarra goes down on her. They get into 69 which goes on a long time.  Kiarra cums from Alana fingering her and Alana cums from getting her pussy eaten.  But it isn't anything large or dramatic, just like oh hey I just came. Kiarra gets on top and tribs.  Alana acts like it is her first time.  Which is odd because it is basically a part of every lesbian scene ever filmed.  Surely it isn't "something new" as Kiarra suggests.  With that said it looks great and sounds hot. Kiarra then rides and twerks all over Alana’s face. They kiss some which is pretty bad, its like they don’t have any actual passion between them.  Alana goes down on Kiarra again. Kiarra rubs Alana’s clit to end things. Alana  gets off again.  This is disappointing. It could have had a great story with hot girls. Instead it was entirely average.  Average sex. No passion.  Disappointing if I am being honest.  ***1/4



Overall – One really great scene.  One average.  Two are the absolute shits.  Watch Scene 3 for sure.  And watch Scene 4 for the sexy girls, but no passion.  

As usual in these one off reviews, no formal awards.  Olive and Jada had the best scene and were the hottest.  Vina looks great as always.  Alana looks great too.  And shout out to Kiarra’s boobs.  MVP would be either Olive or Jada … I think Olive was a little better in it so I would go with her.  I will definitely be downloading some more Olive and Jada scenes to watch and review.  And if Alana ever does another scene I would be into that as well.  


Tuesday, February 15, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 22

Imperfect Angels 8 Scene 2 Review with Magdalene St Michaels and Sara Stone

See my original review of Scene 1 here. The basic premise of the storyline was that Heather Starlet is obsessed and in love with her new step mom Brenda James.  She needs someone to talk to and heads over to see Amber Chase.  Of course this leads to sex between Amber and Heather.  The intro to the scene runs about 30 mins, and then Amber and Heather try to rush through a scene in 15 mins or so.  I thought the story was great, the intro way too long and repetitive, and the sex while hot, way too short.  Heather was literally like a broken record talking about the same stuff for 10 minutes or so.  

So Scene 2 now has Sara Stone over at Maggie's house.   Maggie appears to be a mentor of some sort, and Sara recaps the Heather situation from Scene 1.  And they are drinking wine.  Always a thrill when the wine reappears in the GFF scene.  Apparently Heather visited Sara just like she did Amber, and was a mess.  Sara gave her some stuff to sleep in and she looked so good that Sara ended up sleeping with her .  And of course we have kinky Maggie who wants to hear the details.  Sara is very shy about talking about it.  Sara admits Heather said she was falling for Sara but Sara doesn’t know if it was real. So Maggie volunteers to get details.  This little circle of friends is complete soap opera.  Ha ha.  Maggie asks if Sara liked it and she says she was fulfilled.  So Maggie asks if she would like to “make love to me”? And Maggie says she is staring at her breasts that are hanging out there for us all to see.  I 100% approve of this scene, all of it.  These friends all fucking each other.  Maggie digging for details.  Sara’s big tits.  All of it!!




They quickly go to the bedroom where Maggie wastes no time getting down to business and worshiping Sara’s massive tits. Sara looks incredible in her bra and panty set, which is as expected. Maggie is clearly into her.   The first few minutes are all sucking on Sara’s boobs. Maggie’s matching underwear set looks pretty damn great too. Just like in my previous Sara review the breathing throughout the whole scene is so perfect. Maggie goes down on Sara first  with lots of noise and slurping.  Sara has a loud and dramatic orgasm.  Then  Maggie sits on Sara’s face and plays with Sara’s boobs while Sara fingers herself.  That was amazing!! Sara rubs her boob on Maggie’s clit but even that looks good because she violently grinds into her. Sara tribs her with this massive boobs bouncing for us to see and for Maggie to grab.  More tit worship and Maggie tells her she loves her “big titties”. Then Sara sits on Maggie’s face which is amazing to see too.   A little too much porn talk as then Sara asks if she likes her “big titties bouncing around”. At the end the intensity drops which is nice, as they kiss and Sara plays with Maggie’s boobs. Maggie tried to suck her own boob after Sara is done. That was pointless. This was really fun and intense.  Some of the porn talk at the end kind of dragged this down a bit.  I would have rated this higher if they just had a fun hot fuck, without all the titty talk at the end.  ****



I really just wish the first scene in the movie had given the sex as long as this one.  And I would have liked to see a Sara and Heather scene as well.  Sometimes GFF tends to make life difficult for themselves.  Not all movies have to have 4 scenes.  You don’t need tons and tons of improvised dialogue.   They could have dropped a lot of the Amber/Heather dialogue and made that scene longer.  And they could have made this 5 scenes with Heather/Sara.  Or showed us that one too and dropped the 4th scene.  Anyway, I am all in on this soup opera and want more of it.  













Monday, February 14, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 21

Cheer Squad Slumber Parties 10 Scene 3 Review with Scarlet Red and Jenna J Ross

First off, man this is a long scene. It is over an hour long, 70 mins long to be precise. It tells a nice story, but no scene ever needs to be this long.  This was an easy pick for me.  I think Scarlet is beautiful and great, and Jenna is amazingly cute.  I wanted to do this one for a while, but the length held me back for a bit. 

So Scarlet is applying to UT with a full ride for the next year.  Jenna doesn’t have the money to be able to afford school so she is going to try being a lingerie model. Scarlet thinks this sounds fun.  So Jenna offers some of her mothers lingerie to try on. Scarlet is so shy about it but eventually gets the lingerie on.  Jenna wants to take pics. Ha ha ha.  I would too.  Jenna then says Scarlet should be a web cam model. She gets Scarlet to touch herself.  Jenna suggests they do a duos show to make really good money! Jenna is clearly leading her on and showing her how to do it, eventually getting Scarlet to finger herself.  Eventually Scarlet becomes uncomfortable and leaves.



Scarlet comes home and tells her mom all about this.  She has a sexuality talk with her mom.  She admits she kind of liked it.  Something I found weird, Scarlet is describing lots of stuff that didn’t happen.  Is this just bad editing of the earlier scene?  Maybe they cut some out because it was already so long?  Scarlet's mom’s boobs are nearly falling out by the way. Ha ha.  Eventually Scarlet admits she likes girls. She also masterbates twice a day watching porn and thinking about Jenna.  Her Mom tells her it is all ok.


So now Scarlet and Jenna are back on Jenna’s mom bed. Scarlet is ready to proceed. Jenna leans in for a kiss and 35 mins in here we go!  And I am hyped because I love each girl.  Scarlet is classically beautiful with an all time great body.  Jenna is just so so cute and I absolutely adore her small breasts and petite body with little curves to it.  She also doesn’t have a spray on tan or fake tan which is awesome.  Jenna quickly feels Scarlet’s boobs. What a lucky girl! There is lots of slow kissing to start.  This makes sense. Scarlet is shy when Jenna takes her shirt off. Of course she looks amazing in her bra.  Jenna takes her own shirt off so Scarlet can touch her.  Jenna sucking on Scarlet’s boob is an all time great site. They slowly explore and take off clothes .  Jenna is wearing knee socks which look amazing but also adds to the idea theses are teens.  Jenna eventually goes down on Scarlet licking and fingering her.  It builds to a really nice orgasm and lots of moaning.  Scarlets cleanly shaven pussy is magnificent by the way. Jenna finally takes off her shorts and grinds on top. She then gets on her hands and knees and Scarlet licks her from behind. Then Scarlet sits on Jenna’s face which is incredible.  They do a close up of it so we don’t really get the full effect at first.  Eventually we get a full bed shot and it looks as amazing as I hoped.   Wow that was great. Scarlet rocking her hips on Jenna's face ...  Amazing!!   Scarlet then positions Jenna on her back and Scarlet gets between her legs.  That is so great. We finally get a good view of how incredible Jenna’s body is.  And you can hear how wet she is.  Scarlet rubs her clit to end it with a screaming orgasm for Jenna 

As an entire scene that was way too long and just a showcase for GFF completely overdoing things.  But I do appreciate they gave the actual sex scene time to do it’s thing and tell the story it needed to.  And the sex and the girls were absolutely beautiful and great. ****1/4























Friday, February 11, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 20

Lesbian Babysitters 2 Scene 3 with Michelle Lay and Sara Stone

I remember seeing a clip of this when it came out 10 years or so ago and enjoying it.  Recently a full version popped up on a free site and I saw a comment that said this was the best lesbian scene of all time.  I figured it was worth a watch based on this comment.  I like both women a lot and so I figured this would be great.  Best scene of all time was probably a stretch but I was excited to find out. 

Sara is busy cleaning up after the kids she is babysitting are in bed. Michelle comes home and complains about her ex husband and their court battles.  Michelle isn't wearing a bra which of course any female porn star would do when going to court.  Sara makes Michelle a drink and they relax on the couch.  Sara says wants everything perfect for Michelle when she gets home. Michelle thinks Sara would make a good wife but doesn’t realize she is a lesbian.  Sara likes taking care of people and the house, so clearly this leads to her taking care of Michelle for the evening.  Sara is looking especially stacked in her sweater.  She is the definition of sweater meat! Michelle asks if she can give her a kiss and away we go.

They start making out on couch.  Quickly Michelle invites Sara to her bedroom where the make out session continues. This is the absolute perfect contrast of boob sizes.  And all natural too!!  There is really amazing chemistry and lust here. It really feels like two people into each other. Michelle cums almost as soon as Sara gets her mouth on her pussy.  I loved that.  And I love how they are panting almost the entire scene.  Sara rubs Michelle’s clit while she grinds on top and she cums again. Michelle gets on top to trib and Sara’s big massive boobs are bouncing  all over the place.  Michelle reverses direction and they end in a 69 where Michelle seems to really enjoy fingering Sara. Eventually Michelle gets on the bottom and this becomes more sensual than lustful where they kiss tenderly for a bit.  Then Sara starts grinding and they quickly start to fuck aggressively again.  Sara sits on her face and wow that is incredible  sadly the camera is zoomed in and we don’t get the whole view of it. But wow was that incredible.  Sadly only lasted about 60 seconds. Sara turns for a 69 and they both cum again.  And then more passionate kissing to end.



This was pretty amazing stuff. Felt like it could have gone longer and they could have made each of the positions last a little longer.  It really felt rushed at times, like they needed to get under a time limit so they rushed through all the stuff they had planned.  While GFF scenes tend to run long, the SHV scenes tend to be shorter.  If this had 10 more minutes, I could buy it being in consideration for an all time great level of scene.  But don't get me wrong, this was still fun.  And really great!   Two beautiful women having some pretty intense sex. ****1/2