Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Summary Awards Ep 16 - 30

Like I did for Episodes 1-15, I thought it would be fun to do some summary awards for the next batch of episodes I watched.  If you are reading this, you probably read the first post I did on this, so no need to belabor the point.  Let's get to it. 

Overall MVP - To me there was one easy pick here, Chastity Lynn.  Apart from her first scene, she pretty much was the star of every episode she was in.  Jessi Palmer, Mellanie Monroe, and Maggie all had multiple MVP type episodes, but to me, Chastity was head and shoulders above them all.  

Winner- Chastity

Overall Hottest - Unlike the first category, there are tons of options here.  Every episode had multiple hot and sexy girls in it.  Mellanie looked incredible in every episode she was in.  Same for Chastity.  Someone like Ashlynn Leigh or Izzy Bella Blue were only in one episode each, but left memorable impressions.  But to me this really came down to a battle between Shyla Jennings and Adrianna Chechik.  I honestly adore them both, but I think Shyla wins this one by a hair.

Winner - Shyla

Best Newcomer - A new award here.  Really just like the last award,  Shyla and Adriana are the clear favorites.  Others worth noting were Mia Gold, Brandi Love, and Zoey Holloway.  I am going to go with Adrianna here, just because I liked her scenes just a little more than I did Shyla's (which were still great too).

Winner - Adrianna


Fav Storyline - One of my disappointments was that by Episode 20 or so all of the ongoing storylines were abandoned in place of stories that often only last half the episode.  Since there is no overarching story to select, I am going with Lily LaBeau coming out, and the hot scenes it enabled between Brandi Love and Sensi Pearl, and Amber Chase and Lily.  Runner up was the evolution of Chastity into full on crazy lesbian, and the marriage of Brenda James and Rebecca Bardoux.  I should also note I liked the pajama scenes in Episode 18 too.  But not sure late night sex really constitutes a story. 

Winner - Lily's coming out

Fav Mother - After her hot scene with Maddy O'Reilly, I thought Maggie would have won this one.  But her bang average next scene led me a different direction. Brenda James, Rebecca, Nicole Moore, and Zoey were all options too.  So was Amber Chase, who killed it in her one appearance.  But Mellanie is probably my favorite mother in the series from a looks and sex perspective.  So she wins it here. 

Winner- Mellanie


Fav Daughter - Just like many of the previous awards, lots of options here.  Shyla and Adrianna are obvious choices.  Same for Jessi who seems to always kill it in her scenes.  Lily left an impression for life in her scene this batch of episodes.  But to me, Chastity has been the star of the series to date and has to win this.  

Winner - Chastity

Fav Episode - Episodes 22, 30, and 18 were all great and highly rated from an average star ranking perspective.  Going strictly off the ranking, 18 is the winner.  But it had my favorite story in it too, so in my view it is the clear winner. 

Winner- 22

Fav Scene - There was a whole lot to really love this batch of episodes.  Special shout out to Darla Crane and Adrianna, Chastity and Ashlynn, Darla and Chastity, and Mellanie and Adrianna.  But my favorite scene in the series to date is Amber and Lily and it wins here.  From the kissing in the kitchen, to the kinky tying up of Lily, this had it all.

Winner - Amber and Lily

Fav Boobs - This is a hard pick.  There are so many sets and pairs that I think look amazing.  Really the two that stand out to me (by this point you can clearly get what turns me on) are Shyla and Adrianna.  Brenda probably has the nicest pair of implants.  Ashlynn, Lily, Mia Gold, Izzy, Kim Carter, and Bree Daniels were all worth considering.  But I think Shyla wins this one.  I would argue they are my favorite in the whole series to date.  

Winner - Shyla

Fav Body - As much as I appreciate the lovely shape of Shyla and Adrianna, I typically prefer a little thickness.  Missy Martinez and Mellanie each have that.  But I thought Izy combined the lovely shape of Shyla and Adrianna, with a little thickness herself.  Her sexy little tummy was a highlight for me.  She wins this one in somewhat of a surprise. 

Winner - Izy Bella Blu

Fav Solid Hand - Nicole was always solid, and we have certainly come to expect that.  Brenda was always good.  Same for Zoey.  But I am leaning towards Rebecca.  Her scenes were always awesome, and she just seemed to have a wonderful personality in all of them.  

Winner - Rebecca

Fav Moment - I had a few things I really loved in this set of episodes.  Dyanna staring at Shyla as she sends her daughter off to be fucked for the first time.  Mellanie waking up Missy in the middle of the night.  Nicole taking her step daughter to an MDEC event and then just fucking her herself.  But my favorite was Chastity telling Maggie about how she likes to fuck older women and then tell me mom all about it!

Winner - Chastity telling Maggie about her mom

Fav Surprise - This one was easy and not really competing with anything else.  The anal scene on Izy was awesome and completely shocked me that it was happening. 

Winner - Anal on Izy


Monday, January 3, 2022

Top 5's

If you have seen the movie High Fidelity, you will understand this gimmick.  In celebration of the first 30 Episodes, I thought it would be fun to put together some Top 5 lists.  I just put together some simple topics and listed my Top 5's for each subject.  The aren't necessarily rank ordered, that would probably require a whole lot more decision making on my end.  I also tried to do a mix of mothers and daughters. So enjoy these lists of some of my favorites to date.  If you have other categories you would like to see or if your own rankings are different than mine, drop a comment.  This is a fun topic for me!

MVPs

  1. Chastity
  2. Darryl
  3. Hayden
  4. Maggie
  5. Jessi

Hottest

  1. Evie
  2. Mellanie
  3. Adriana
  4. Shyla
  5. Dia

Best Body

  1. Mellanie
  2. Izy Bella Blu
  3. Shyla
  4. Tweety
  5. Adrianna

Favorite Mothers

  1. Maggie
  2. Dia
  3. Mellanie
  4. Darryl
  5. Amber

Favorite Daughters

  1. Chastity
  2. Evie
  3. Lily
  4. Jessi
  5. Hayden

Best Sex

  1. Chastity
  2. Jessi
  3. Darryl
  4. Prinzzess
  5. Lily

Wish We Had Seen More of Them (The One and Done Award)

  1. Ashlynn Leigh
  2. Capri Anderson
  3. Amber Chase
  4. Missy Martinez 
  5. Izy Bella Blu


DK Reviews a Random Scene 7

Women Seeking Women 75 Scene 1: Jiz Lee and Missy Martinez

I get that this scene might not be everyone's cup of tea.  And it is completely understandable.  For me, I have always liked it.  Years ago, my partner was going through a phase where she was into butch lesbians.  So me being the good boyfriend, sought out some porn we could watch together. I stumbled upon this scene and we really enjoyed it together.  Fast forward a few years and I wanted to watch it again.  I searched all over but it was no longer on any of the free sights.  When I rejoined the GFF site, I was extremely pleased to find that it was in the WSW series (I had no recollection of that) and that I could download it.  

Jiz Lee comes to Missy Martinez's house to buy a tractor from Missys dad. She is under the tractor checking it out when Missy offers her to clean up and some lemonade. Jiz admires the motorcycles in the house, and she and Misty have a moment talking about riding.  Missy is into Jiz for being very butch and also very shy. She takes her upstairs and tells her she is hot and away we go! I love that they don’t need tons of story to get this going.


Missy looks bigger since her last MDEC appearance. Her boobs still look really natural just larger.  At first glance I even thought they might be natural, but eventually it’s clear they are implants.  A quick internet search (so you know it’s true) shows 2011 for her surgery.  So right between when she was in MDEC and this video.  Missy likes Jiz's pierced nipple.  For those who have never seen Jiz, she is very butch looking, although I have read she really is trying to be androgynous.  But she is really pretty and has a great strong body with shapely medium size boobs.  If she had long hair she would fit right into the MDEC world.  Missy is Missy, just bigger than when we saw her in MDEC 18.  So beautiful and thick ... such a lovely body.  Never thought she needed implants, but to each their own.  Like Mellanie Monroe this offset her thicker body type and it works. 

Not a lot of foreplay or kissing here. They strip and Missy goes down quickly. Jiz says “yeah yeah” when being eaten.  And asks for fingers inside her too. Jiz rubs her clit and Missy fingers her which is a nice visual.  Jiz then asks to fuck Missy which leads to eating her. Missy tells us she is coming which I love!! They transition into 69 which ends the first half of the scene.

Jiz asks to use a vibrator on Missy   She puts a thumb in her hole while Missy rubs her clit with a wand. You can hear how wet Missy is which is something I always love.  They swap positions and Jiz tells her to put as many fingers inside of her that she can. Jiz asks Missy to punch her pussy which is something unique to this scene I think.  Eventually she asks for harder and she really enjoys it when Missy obliges. They finger each other some more and then they cum again. Missy gets on top to grind and slams into Jiz hard, making Jiz squirt and cum.  Then Jiz gets on top and Missy cums for like the 5th or 6th time.


There is lots of chemistry and attraction between the two. None of this seems forced or acted.  None of it seems rushed or stretched out.  No boring 45 min scene that is just so slow. It really seems like they just got two people who were attracted to each other and filmed them fucking for the first time. What a great scene! ****1/2




Sunday, January 2, 2022

Saturday, January 1, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 6

Lesbian Mentors Vol. 2 Scene 1: Melissa Monet and Evie Delatossa


Melissa Monet is teaching Evie Delatossa about the law, specifically prepping her for the Bar.  But Evie doesn’t know Roe v Wade.  How does someone who graduated law school not know this? But more importantly, she is wearing glasses and an amazing tight top.  And she has a pony tail!!  This scene is already a banger and it isn't even started yet.  Not quite sure what Melissa is wearing though.  Melissa doesn't think Evie has what it takes to be a lawyer.  But she wants to teach Evie how to be stronger so she leans in for a kiss.  Ha ha ha.  At this point, the only negative thing I can say about this scene, Evie takes her glasses off.  Why oh why does she do this? 

As a recap of who these lovelies are, Evie is young and so incredibly sexy.  She seems petite in stature, but has these large, luscious all natural breasts.  Melissa is a veteran who has been around awhile.  I have never found her beautiful, but as a mature star, she has one of the sexiest all natural bodies going.   These two had an incredible scene in MDEC 6, and it was recommended I check them out here as well. 

So of course the kiss that Melissa gives leads them start making out. Evie let’s out little moans that are so erotic.  Somehow they end up on a bed and things progress quickly. Evie is killing it in a black bra and black panties.   Melissa tells her not to be so tender!! Melissa looks great once out of that dress she was wearing.  Melissa tells Evie she is such a good girl (5 stars just for that)!! The sounds Evie makes are amazing and so real.  Just with the beginning, this scene is pushing all of my buttons. 

Melissa rubs her over her panties and when she gets close to summing she tells Evie "Not yet, I want you to come in my mouth".   Melissa looks at Evie as she eats her and Evie tells us all she is cumming. They then kiss like crazy. Melissa asks if she can taste herself.   I love this!! Evie grinds on top and Melissa spanks her.  Jesus Christ, all I can think to myself ss this the greatest scene ever? You can see the handprints on Evie's ass when she goes down on Melissa.  Melissa convulses when she cums which is amazing.   They finger each other and Melissa says “God you are so fucking wet”. Meanwhile you can see Evie’s fingers glisten while she fingers Melissa. Each have tiny little bellies which i find absolutely perfect! Melissa pulls Evies hair out of her eyes so she can see her cum while she is being fingered.  Then Evie gets behind Melissa and licks her ass and fingers her pussy.  Seriously I don’t know if I can take anymore of this! Evie then fingers her around her waste while they are both on their knees. While squeezing her belly too. Melissa convulses again.  Finally Evie puts two fingers in and out of Melissa pussy to end blow.  And then Melissa gives Evie a nice spank to end it.  I am sure others will have their favorites, but to me  I don’t know that there has ever been a better scene in lesbian porn.  That is the easiest five stars I have ever given.  *****


If I were Meltzer, and blowing away my own scale, that would eclipse any thing I had ever seen.  I should probably give it 5+, but since I believe in the sanctity of the scale, I won't go higher.  But trust me it is amazing.  


I managed to find the full scene online here if you want to go watch.  I can't recommend a scene any higher than this!


Friday, December 31, 2021

Happy New Year!!

 Happy New Years to my readers.  I ended 2021 with watching three scenes today ... two ***** scenes and one ****1/2.  What a way to end the year!!!

I will have a review of MDEC Ep 30 and two DK Reviews Random scenes up soon.  I have extensive notes, just need to get them formatted. 

Stay safe everyone!!  I appreciate everyone who reads this.  

Monday, December 27, 2021

DK Reviews a Random Scene 5

Net Skirts 1.0 Scene 1 Review with Magdalene St Michaels and Brooke Lee Adams

I picked this scene for Brooke Lee Adams.  I really dug her body during her MDEC appearance.  And she had a moment in the hall with Darryl Hannah that I thought was really hot.  Sadly the initial seduction in the hall didn't translate into a great scene with Darryl, so I wanted to check out more of her in a GFF role.  This scene with Maggie seemed like a good place to start.

Maggie met Brooke online on the site NetSkirts looking for help or advice. They meet up for the first time at Brooke's house.  During their chatting we get a nice appearance by wine, something that we don't see so much in the MDEC anymore, at least not like the initial episodes.  Maggie then  has to leave early to go feed her cats.   But Maggie has won a free trip and wants to take Brooke.


We fast forward to the Thornhill Leadership Committee, which is all women by the way.  Seems to be regular meeting of the town lesbians.  We see many of our normal MDEC regulars.  One of the members use NetSkirts (just seems like a local community message board) for marketing.  All the other members want to learn to use it.  Maggie tells all the ladies about meeting Brooke on the site when Brooke was looking for advice on a broken engagement.  Maggie has Brookes picture on her phone wallpaper (very creepy) that makes everyone jealous.  Apparently even though everyone in Thornhill is a lesbian, all the members of this group are hard up. 

So Maggie and Brooke go off on their trip. They have separate beds but Maggie comes over and massages Brookes feet.  Maggie comes up and kisses her after the massage. They are wearing pajamas I should add, which I find delightful. Mags slowly leads her along.  She starts with the boobs.  Then fingers her pussy.  Then removes her pj bottoms.  Then goes down on her.  Brooke makes little moans that sound more like real sex than most porn.  I love Brooke’s body by the way.  Thick and juicy!! Wish it wasn't covered up in a pajama top. Maggie just sounds so into it as she eats her.  Brooke then takes her turn sucking on Maggie’s boobs and then grinding on her on top. Both seem breathless the whole time. Maggie moans as soon as Brooke touch’s her pussy with her mouth. I love that this sounds like sex.  Not chit chat.  No giggles. None of the more blatant GFF bullshit.  Eventually Brooke comes up and they kiss.  This was very good.  I won't say this often but it seems like another 5 mins would have made this great.  ****




I thought this was decent.  The silliness of it all makes me want to check out more of the Net Skirts series for sure. Especially with many of our MDEC favorites in it.   Hopefully we get more scenes here with just two accepted lesbians than we do in the MDEC series.  While I enjoy the 'it's my first time' gimmick, having watched 30 MDEC episodes in competition to date, I am growing a little tired of it, to be fair. 


Thursday, December 23, 2021

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 29 Review

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 29 Review

I view Episode 30 as the halfway point in our journey here (not exactly halfway but a good round number).  So we are almost midway through our reviews.  And I have to say, one aspect of the Episode really annoyed me.   I also had some pre conceived ideas about what I would see in this one.  Let me tell you, all my ideas were wrong!  We will discuss along the way I suppose.  So anyway, let’s get to it. 

We open with Raquel Sieb lying in bed reading in a bra.  What the fuck is that all about?  I have never met a woman in my life who didn’t ditch her bra the first chance she had.  Her daughter Ash Hollywood comes in and wants to join the MDEC with Raquel so she can have a safe way to meet older women .  Raquel’s other daughter Catie Parker has a crush on her older scuba instructor (flashing ahead to our next set of couples), and Raquel is going to go along when they meet.  So Ash wants to be like her sister.  They decide they are going to join the MDEC to see what’s out there.  Meanwhile Magdalene St Michaels (playing a new character) wants to meet people since it’s been two years since her husband died. She found the MDEC online as a social network.  She discusses this all with her niece Heather Starlet, who has no idea what the MDEC really is.  Eventually they all meet up and we get the standard crap with the mothers talking up the daughters.  We learn Ash is a calculus major.  As a mathematician and statistician, I can tell you there is no such thing as a calculus major.  As the meeting goes along Heather still doesn’t know it is a hookup club.   Raquel thinks Maggie would be a good teacher to instruct Ash about “Lesbian love”.  I have to be honest this is kind of first thing I have really liked about Raquel.  Ha ha.

And as an aside, I fucking hate that Maggie is a new character now more than anything to date.  You can change all the other storylines and characters.  But we are now 29 episodes in.  Is it really necessary to make Maggie into someone new?  Go fuck yourselves GFF!!

So our first hookup commences and Maggie and Ash head to Raquel’s room (which we learn is bigger and neater than Ash’s).  Maggie says she really like women a lot. We get some boring chit chat about what they like until Ash says come over and get all my lip gloss off. This one just starts a little slow for me.  I kept thinking, come on let’s get going here.  Maggie is not wearing a bra, Ash in nice lacy matching pink underwear set. Ash’s boobs are glorious. So small and pert.  She has a lovely pussy too, with just a bit of trimmed hair.  Ash lets out a really nice moan when Maggie finally licks her. I am pretty sure Maggie can make any woman on the planet cum. Ash says at one point "I never knew a woman could make me cum so hard." Ash then goes down on her which is nice as well.  Some very sensual kissing and then a little grinding between the two ends the scene.  Sometimes the very slow scenes where they "break in" a virgin work for me.  This one started slow and then never really got going beyond the basics.   It was good but needed to get to another level in intensity for it to be great.  If I am being honest, it was disappointing considering who was in it.  ***1/2

Raquel is explaining the MDEC to Heather  and tells her “Nothing is better than an older woman teaching a younger woman”.  Raquel takes Heather to see Maggie and Ash, who are of course naked lying in bed.  In more terrible GFF editing Maggie and Ash are gone and Raquel and Heather are kissing.   Heather is so hot, why do they always pair her with duds?  We have had Desi Foxx, Kelly Nichols, Cameron Keys, and now Raquel.  Sigh.  I like Heathers bra and love her little boobs.  I am a huge Heather fan and just wish she had better roles in this series.  I like this kissing here, it’s kind of open mouth and slutty.  At first I thought Raquel’s scars had faded.  At least on the left boob.  However it was still visible on right.  But eventually they do a closeup and it’s there on left too.  Bottom line is I still don’t like the huge bowling balls on her chest, to me it’s so unattractive.  Raquel licks and fingers Heather.  Then Heather returns the favor. Raquel’s orgasm is weird  like she is like a dog yelping.  What the fuck was that about?  There is way too much time in this scene with Heather focusing on Raquel’s boobs.  Eventually  we get Heather grinding on top which is so fucking hot.  Sometime in this series I try my hardest to suspend my disbelief.  But it just wasn’t working here.  There is no way that an MDEC virgin who didn’t even know what the club was about 20 mins ago knows how to grind like this.  Anyway, it was great and looked amazing.  We get dual fingering to end which again looked and sounded great.   The sex here was fun and Heather is really hot, but I just had too many issues with the structure of this to make it great. ***3/4

In our next set of couple, Catie has a crush on her diving instructor Julia Ann and  wants to go to her house.  After talking about with her mom Raquel (yes in back to back scenes, sigh) she agrees to take Raquel with her.  Here we meet Julia Ann and her daughter Keira Kelly, back after a long absence, having appeared in Episode 16.   Julia Ann is talking about diving, but then Raquel starts talking about lesbian sex altering the entire mood.  I should note that both mothers giant fake boobs are on full display in their outfits.  

The intro doesn’t last long as we quickly get Raquel heading off to room a with Keira.  Sometimes they just don’t fuck around in this series do they?  Keira shows Raquel all of her mother’s lesbian stuff she found … books, a strap on, videos. Keira admits she is a little curious and off we go. They slowly start to kiss on the bed. Raquel feels up Keira striping her down to a frilly lace bra.  Keira has an amazing body, nice pert boobs and a smooth shaved pussy. Raquel goes to work on her and Keira looks amazing on her back being eaten.  Raquel gets her turn too, but this scene was really all about Keira.  I loved seeing Rachel behind her softly kissing her and rubbing her pussy.  I am really shocked that I greatly enjoyed two Rachel scenes in a row.  Do I think they would have been better with another mother in them, and less attention paid to Raquel’s giant fake funbags?  Of course I do.  But Raquel was really good here.  No real complaints at all.   ***3/4

In another room in the house, Catie tells Julia Ann she is the most beautiful woman she has ever seen. She then leans in for a kiss.  Julia is taken aback but quickly is into it.  They waste little time and start feeling each other’s boobs and making out.  Catie isn’t even undressed yet and she tells Julia Ann she loves her.  Oh sometimes I just love this series, even for all of the crap I give GFF.  Catie quickly takes charge rubbing and making Julia cum. Julia Ann has the typical my implants are way too big mothers body. Not as offensive or fake looking as say Darla or Raquel. But still too big in my view, even if they look a little more natural than some others.    Catie has the typical smoking hot daughter body.  Her boobs are a little bigger than normal to be fair!  Catie looks amazing with Julia between her legs.  And when they reverse positions, Julia is one of the more active receivers of oral, moaning and moving vigorously.  After some nice pussy grinding we get a lovely view of Catie being fingered.  I loved seeing Caries boobs when she is on her knees.  They really are a nice size and so natural and firm.  We end with Catie fingering Julia Ann which is hot too.  Very strong scene here.  ****

Overall – This was a good Episode.  Even if I hated that Maggie is a new character.  And even when her scene was a real let down.  Nothing on this will blow you away, but everything is solid and there are some really funny and strong moments.  

Awards
  • MVP- I am going with Catie, since her storyline influenced the first two scenes and she was the best part of the second set of couples.
  • Hottest – Ash wins this one in a close one over Catie and Heather.
  • Best Mother – Before I watched this, I would have assumed this was Maggie easily.  But Raquel was the best mother here.   Even if for nothing more than her telling Maggie that she would be a good one to teach her daughter about “Lesbian love”.
  • Best Daughter - Catie, although all the daughters were very good and really the best things about this Episode.
  • Best Scene – Julia Ann and Catie
Scenes
  • Magdalene St Michaels and Ash Hollywood ***1/2
  • Raquel Sieb and Heather Starlet ***3/4
  • Raquel Sieb and  Keira Kelly ***3/4
  • Julia Ann and Catie Parker ****