Metrics through Episode 24

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Metrics

Its time to present again an update to some of the data I have been collecting as I watch all of these episodes.

First up, the Top Episodes so far.  It should be no surprise that Episode 22 is at the top.  I still surprised that I thought so highly of Episode 15, but there it is clearly in second.  And I really disliked Episode 11.  I don't know if any episode will ever be lower than that one.

Next up, my scene rankings.  Three five star scenes so far, and then a bunch of damn good ones coming in right behind them.

The top actresses to date.  Reminder that I set the minimum here at at least two scenes.  Nice to see Lily LaBeau race up the rankings.

Our top award winners so far.   Chastity is done in the series, so someone will likely surpass her at some point.  But she has clearly been the overall best performer across the most number of episodes.

And finally, the sluttiest girls to date ... I mean the most partners.  This is the Maggie award and not sure she will ever give up the top spot.

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 25 Review

Jodi West and Kiera Winters are looking at Kiera's wedding dress which has just arrived.  But Jodi doesn't like Kiera's fiancé and tells her she is making a mistake.  Jodi is just hanging out in her bra and a robe, with nice amounts of cleavage on display. Suddenly Syren DeMer and Mia Gold are over. Mia has been hitting on her stepmother Susan (not Syren, her father’s new wife) and Syren is worried. Kiera isn’t there yet so they begin discussing Jodi not liking her fiancé. Kierra doesn't know anything about the MDEC.  Eventually she shows up wearing an ‘I Love My Fiancé’ shirt.  When the ladies start questioning her about why she is getting married, she has no good answers. Kiera just seems naïve. These lead up scenes with Syren seem way too long!  This is the second one that just drags.  They suggest Kiera should date a woman so the women start kissing, first Jodi and Mia, then Syren and Kiera.  We should note that it is really weird that Syren is on the MDEC but has never done this or dated since she divorced her ex-husband.  We should also note that Syren was just in a previous episode where she was a full on lesbian, so they have completely ditched that character.  This annoys me.  What also annoys me is all the giggling.  Do women in groups normally giggle like this or is it just lesbian porn?  Anyway, we are not off to a good start here as there is way too much I don’t like already.  

Jodi and Mia go off to Jodi's room.  Mia is very aggressive and the girls start kissing. Mia has the small pert boobs I love and Jodi is loving on them as well.  I really like Mia's body, but not really her looks.  There is just too much chit chat between the two ... and it ruins the scene for me.  For example, at one point Mia starts talking about the curtains … what the fuck? Jodi's nipples are gigantically long once Mia starts working on them. These are DK approved!! At one point Mia's ass is in the air and we see multiple tags sticking out of her panties!! I have no idea what is up with that? This scene loses it for me.  It is too long, there is too much laughing, and there are too much many fake moans from Mia. I did like Mia's orgasm.  And I did like them grinding against one another.  I am sure most would say I should lighten up and let them be playful.  But between the pre scene, and the sex, this was 60 minutes of giggling and playfulness that I just did not enjoy.  Mia ends by saying Jodi is so good to her pussy. Jodi has been in two un-enjoyable scenes in back to back episodes.  Not sure she is the issue, but still she didn't do much to make them better.  I don’t recommend this one at all.  Mia’s body and Jody’s nipples are the only things that save it. **1/2

In our other pairing we have naive Kierra suddenly teaching Syren how to be a lesbian.  This makes no sense to me.  Young girl, who dates guys, is suddenly the expert here?  I should note, and make an apology here.  Syren’s implants look so much better than her last scene. Maybe I need to go back and reassess that one? I said last they were horrible.  So either she had some work done or I am prone to exaggeration.  This scene they seem to look way more natural and better sized.  So I was really wrong last time I reviewed one of her scenes.  My apologies Syren DeMer.   Kierra has a beautiful tight little body, with just lovely small boobs.  And Kierra completely drives this scene.   When Syren realizes how wet she is, she proclaims she likes girls now.  Ha ha.  This made laugh. Syren makes Kierra cum and says “That is so fucking hot!” Kierra has a lovely shaved pussy. It’s nice watching her being eaten and grinding against Syren’s face.  We then get hot grinding with Syren on top.  Eventually Syren gets behind her.  This is the perfect chance to eat her ass but it doesn’t happen.  We have had a couple of the girls mention or play with the ass … but I am waiting for our first true MDEC anal adventure.  Eventually Syren stops pretending it’s her first time which is kind of funny when you realize.  This is scene is really good but way too fucking long.  The first scene was 60 minutes with the 10 minute build up scene.  This one is like 55 minutes of pure sex.  It just goes on and on.  I liked it way more than the first scene, but still it overstays its welcome.  Kierra doesn’t actually lick Syren until the end when she has a very loud and strong orgasm.  Kierra tells us she is not getting married now. Very good but as I noted way too long.  If they had knocked 15 minutes off of it, we would have probably been close to all five starts.  Alas, they didn’t.  ****

The next pair of couples is where I really have issues with GFF.   They can’t seem to make up their mind about whether each MDEC episode is a stand-alone entity, or whether they are carrying stories over from episode to episode.  I prefer the later.  This whole series should be like one soap opera with characters floating in and out, but remaining consistent.  I get that this isn’t always feasible based on actresses being available, retiring, having other commitments, etc.  But I would like them to at least try their hardest to remain consistent.  And they don’t.  

In this episode we have Bibette Blanche as P’s mother.  And we have Brandi Love as her scene partner … one episode after she just played in step-mother.  P and Brandi also slept with one another last episode.  In the past when they have been this blatant in the disregard of previous storylines, it has usually been with a couple of episode at least gap.  Not this time.  And I find it incredibly annoying.  They easily could have kept the Brandi/P family dynamic the same, and just partnered Bibette with P instead.  I just don't get it. 

So P has a new mother Bibette.  P brings over her friend Izy Bella Blu over.  Izy’s mother Brandi  is lonely since her divorce a few years before.  They set up a MDEC meeting for later with Bibette making goulash for everyone.  Bibette shows Izy how to cook and then takes her to the bedroom 

Once alone, Bibette feels Izy up while she asks her lots of questions.  Bibette has been in the MDEC a year.  She hopes to eventually meet hat special one for her in the club.  Bibette has massive implants that don’t look natural at all.  I don’t find her attractive at all.  On the other hand, Izy is much sexier and prettier with lovely boobs. Izzy has shaved pussy, a little tiny belly, and overall just a perfect body. Bibette has a pussy piercing.  Is this the first we have seen in MDEC? Bibette also has her back covered in tattoos.  I love tattoos but not a fan of this.  Bibetter licks and fingers Izy. Then starts grinding on her. Izy gets on her knees with hands on headboard and she get gets fingered from behind.  This is awesome t gets better.  Bibette gets two fingers in and then starts licking her ass!!! Then when Izy says she likes it, she gets one finger in her ass and two in her pussy!!  What did I say last scene, I am waiting for our “first true MDEC anal adventure”?  Well let’s fucking go, here it is!!  Izy then fingers and licks Bibette. Bibette  gets massively wet and then squirts all over bed and Izy’s hand! They grind at the end and you can hear the  sloshing from Bibette’s pussy.  Bibette is kind of weird and not very attractive, otherwise this would be much higher rating.  As it is, the sex was great, and Izy was hot.  ****

We get for the first time in MDEC our first repeat pairing.  Which is fine by me, as P and Brandi where great the last Episode.  So off we go.  P starts brushing Brandi’s hair while sitting behind her.  Brandi as noted hasn’t been with anyone in a long long time, to the point her daughter Izy was worried about her. P puts moves on her and slowly leads her on. Brandi has an orange see through bra that looks amazing.   Both ladies are absolutely beautiful, sexy, and with gorgeous bodies.  Just read my previous reviews for scenes with them in them.  Ha ha.  I am not sure we have ever seen P be this slow and sensual.  Eventually P makes her way down and starts licking. Brandi makes little moans the whole scene that are incredibly erotic . P has boobs that shake perfectly when she grinds on top. P gets eaten but it isn’t as erotic as when Brandi was enjoying the oral attention.  They get into a 69 to end it. P cums hard and then after a brief moment, they both cum hard to end it.  This scene was about 50 minutes long. So probably too long for my tastes but a great scene.  ****1/2

Overall – Good sex, but scenes that are way too long.  Watch this one with the fast forward button handy, but definitely watch it. 

Awards:

• MVP – Brandi was just just amazing in her scene with P.  P should get a shout out because I didn’t think she had something that sensual in her. 
• Hottest – Brandi, although Izy was sexy as well.  P always looks great.  
• Under the Radar – Izy who had a hot scene with a partner that I didn’t really care for.  Should out to Syren as well, who was great, and much better than the last time I review one of her scenes. 
• Best Scene - Brandi and P
• Least Desirable – Bibette

Scenes:

• Jodi West and Mia Gold **1/2
• Syren DeMer and Kiera Winters ****
• Bibette Blanche and Izy Bella Blu ****
• Brandi Love and Prinzzess ****1/2

Bonus Anal Actions Pictures:

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 24 Review

We are back ... after a short break for a holiday weekend here in the US.  Another MDEC episode here for us, this time onto Episode 24.  This one was filled with some good, some ok, and some bad, with a little bit of weird thrown in as well.  I had some issues with it, but as a whole, a decent enough watch.  So let's do it.

So this Episode starts with one of the more absurd scenarios we have seen to date.  I equal parts loved it and got annoyed by it (my brain works very logically and sometimes the lack of logic in this scenes makes me crazy). Maddy O’Reiily tells her mother Crystal Jewels that she thinks she is gay. She has been exchanging messages on the MDEC with one of our favorites Magdalene St Michaels.  She wants to bring Maggie over instead of going to a hotel.  Crystal is quite taken aback and actually tells Maddy she feels threatened.  The logical part of my brain says why wouldn’t Maggie just invite her over to her house, since she clearly has one.  The porn loving part of my brain digs all sorts of threats and blackmailing as part of these scenarios.  So Maggie and daughter Alyssa Branch come over to meet them.  Crystal husband has passed two years ago, and Maddy is so upset about him being mentioned that she takes Maggie off to her room.

There is little delay on Maggie’s part as she says  “We will let them continue on and we will have fun”.  She gets Maddy to set between her legs and starts touching her. Then she undresses her. Maddy is completely flat chested with big nipples.  She has an incredibly smooth bare pussy.  And anyone who has read these reviews to date knows I love Maggie.  Her looks, her mature body, and the way she fucks.  Maggie goes down on her and I loved that it’s quiet and realistic.  None of the whacky sounds, moans, or chit chat that we say during LT37. She then gets on top grinding on Maddy while fingering herself.  I found this incredibly arousing.   Soon Maddy returns the favor, and when Maggie gets eaten, she cums really violently. They grind and then finger each other to another Maggie orgasm. This was slow and sensual and great!  One of the best scenes in all the episodes I have watched.  Sometimes simple can be the best.  Maggie has been in so many scenes that occasionally she mails one in.  But her typical scene is great, and this is no exception. Go out of your way to check this scene out!! ****1/2 

Meanwhile, Alyssa (a new Maggie daughter we haven’t met before) really seems to really dig Crystal.  As Maggie and Alyssa leave, she tells Crystal she hopes to see her again.   So in all honestly when I looked at the thumbnail of this scene, I thought Crystal was more like a grandmother.  But I looked it up and she was 50 at the time of this shoot.  But she looks older for sure, at least facially.  My hunch is she looked older then her years her entire life, and soon she will probably start to look younger than her age (e.g. she will look 60 her entire life). But she has a hot body and once past my initial surprise at how old she looked, she was fine.   So anyway some night in the future  when Crystal is in bed reading Maddy brings Alyssa by to see her.  Alyssa gets in bed with her, as she wants to help her with her loneliness.  They begin kissing then fingering Crystal. Crystal has lovely shaved pussy and real natural boobs.  Her body is absolutely lovely, especially for 50.  We get terrible GFF editing as we don’t get to see Alyssa get undressed and suddenly she is naked. Alyssa has a smoking hot body too and if she had a shaved pussy her body might be flawless. At point they grind violently which was fun. Otherwise a kind of by the book scene.  But Alyssa looks great, and Crystal has the great body I mentioned.  So a fun watch nonetheless.  ***1/2

And now the wheels fall off the bus so to speak. We get P and Brandi Love cooking.  Brandi is P’s step mom. She is clearly not the same character she was just two episodes ago.  And we don’t know if P supposed to be the same one as well?  She doesn’t seem as much of a militant lesbian as in earlier episodes, but she is still kind of annoying.  Jodi West and Amanda Bryant are over for food.  They are another step mother – step daughter pair.  And Amanda is pregnant.  P tries to get Jodi and Amanda to kiss. Brandi takes her off to talk alone about her behavior.

P’s father has recently died and Brandi spends most of time cooking to deal with her grief.  P wants to spend more time together. So they start kissing which of course leads to sex.  If you have read my previous reviews, both Brandi and P are incredibly beautiful with amazing bodies.  Brandi has large implants but they don’t look out of place on her and look really natural. Neither is wearing bra which is odd considering they had company over. And as expected both look great naked. More GFF bad editing  as P suddenly has her pants off in the middle of the scene, when they her on just a moment before.  P fingers Brandi from behind to a fun orgasm.   Brandi eats P with an incredibly loud slurping sound which I liked. And we get some hot grinding to end.  A fun scene with two beautiful girls.  I think GFF was going for the naughty factor here with the step mother daughter scene.  It’s not the first time we have seen it, and it won’t be the last (cue scene 4 next).  But this one really worked. ****

So this one of my least favorite scenes to date.  Back to back step mother daughter scenes is a bit much.  I tend to like some variety in my scenes, and the same scenarios back to back can be tiring.  And as noted Amanda is pregnant, which isn’t really my thing.  It’s just not something I really need for a 30 minute porn scene.  So Jodi and Amanda listen in on Brandi and P, then dart off home when they realize the two are fucking and not going to be serving food.  So back home, Jodi is rubbing Amanda.  She notes orgasms helped her when she was in pain when pregnant.  Amanda’s bush is sticking out of her panties and we can see that is rather unkept and very hairy.  There isn’t any hesitation from either lady as they start fooling around. Amanda has nice boobs but I am not a fan of the pussy. Amanda does have a fun orgasm.  And when she licks Jody, Jody has a fun one too.  They end in a 69 trying to work around Amanda’s stomach.  We end with them telling each other they love one another.  Not my favorite at all.  ***

Overall – I clearly enjoyed the opening scene.   Maggie really hits a home run here.  This is worth seeing just for that scene.  Otherwise, its worth seeing for Alyssa, Crystal’s hot mature body, and the P/Brandi scene as well.  Some of the storyline issues confused me and I guess we will see soon if they have just abandoned some of the original characters and storylines, or if this is a one off.   

Awards:

• MVP - Maggie, easily the star of this Episode
• Hottest - I went with Maddy, although Alyssa was a close second
• Under the Radar - Alyssa, who did a great job having a good scene with Crystal
• Best Scene - Maggie and Maddy
• Least Desirable - The Amanda scene really wasn't my thing so she gets it.  I may be on an island there, as I am sure lots of viewers will enjoy her and the scene.  But I just wasn't one of them. 

With MDEC veteran Maggie winning the MVP, I thought it would be cool to look at the multi time MVP winners.  Its definitely some of the best of what we have seen here in the MDEC to date.

Hayden Night: 3

Darryl Hanah: 3

Chastity Lynn: 3

Jessi Palmer: 3

Magdalene St Michaels: 2

Mellanie Monroe: 2

Evie Delatosso: 2

Similarly if we look at those who have been in the best scene more than twice, we again get a short list.

Chastity Lynn: 4

Hayden Night: 3

Jessi Palmer: 3

Magdalene St Michaels: 3

The point here is that Maggie is certainly in the top bunch of performers to date, and this Episode was validation of that!

Scenes:

• Magdalene St Michaels and Maddy O'Reilly ****1/2
• Crystal Jewels and Alyssa Branch ***1/2
• Brandi Love and Prinzzess ****
• Jodi West and Amanda Bryant ***

DK Reviews Lesbian Triangles 37

Lesbian Triangles 37 Review

So I thought it would be interesting to watch and review a non MDEC video.  I also thought it might be interesting to break away from the older/younger dynamic of MDEC.  Since it is a recent release, I decided to download Lesbian Triangles 37.  For those who haven’t watched any of this series, and if the title of the series doesn’t make it obvious, it essentially involves some sort of love triangle amongst three of the girls across two of the scenes.   But the same basic structure as MDEC.  Two basic stories spread out over four scenes.

So our first set of pairs occurs at some sort of hotel or more likely a resort.  Nikki Sweet and Natalie Brooks are in trouble for fooling around at work.  Apparently they snuck into a vacant room, fucked, and were caught.  Natalie’s girlfriend Eliza Eves works there too and is upset.  All three are in front of the director of HR, Alyx Star.  And we should note, Alyx’s huge tits on are on display.  I want to visit a resort where the staff dresses like this. So Alyx has Nikki stay behind after the meeting, and we get our first pairing. 

Nikki is the lead masseuse at this resort and wants a promotion. Alyx makes Nikki give her a massage and in return she wont use the incident with Natalie to hurt her promotion chances.  This is perfect porn blackmail, and I love it.  Of course the massage quickly turns to sex. Alyx has massive massive natural boobs.  Maybe the biggest natural ones we have seen to date in all of our reviews.  Alyx goes to town on Nikki, starting with her boobs and eventually going down on her.  They both eventually strip to their panties and they look great.  They start grinding with panties on.  I don’t really get the point of this but they seemed to be enjoying themselves.  In general there is a little too much talking and giggling going on in this scene for me.  Both girls have hairy bushes that I don’t really love.  But I do like how Alyx cums.  She is very vocal and lets you know it is happening.  Alyx rubbing Nikki from behind her is incredible visual. Nikki eventually sits on Alyx’s face which is awesome. They move to a 69 which is fun too. Eventually they grind for five mins or so to end. I liked this scene a lot.  But in my view there was too much stupid chatter, giggles, and fake moans to be great.  ***3/4

Meanwhile, in one of the rooms at this resort, Eliza is jealous that Natalie was fucked. Natalie says they were not exclusive, but Eliza thought they were.  Of course Natalie wants a threesome with Nikki and Eliza.  So would I Natalie, so would I. For the second time, what the fuck do these girls wear to work?  Eliza is basically dressed for sex, and not like anyone else I have ever seen at a real job. Natalie has the beautiful small sized boobs that I love, while Eliza the more voluptuous of the two.  Each looks great.  They spend lots of time sucking on each other’s boobs. Eliza eventually sucks and licks Natalie’s pussy.  She uses a unique technique that is more sucking and pulling then licking.  Natalie has such a beautiful body and nice shaved pussy. Natalie then goes down on Eliza.  Then they 69. I like all of the sounds and visuals of this.  But as a pure sex scene, this was nothing special.  Pretty by the book.  Beautiful girls, boring sex.  ***1/2

We then jump into another triangle. Harley Haze is getting dressed and she looks amazing. She is met by Sera Ryder.  They are a couple, and have invited a third person into their relationship, Alexia Anders.  And who could have ever imagined that this is creating issues.  So all three are off to see Alex Coal who is a therapist.  At therapy, Sera feels that Alexia is trying to steal Harley away from her. Alexia says Harley eats her pussy so well that anyone who watched would understand the bond the two of them share.  Therapist Alex sees the obvious issue her and sends the couple home so they can work on things, but really so that she can fuck Alexia herself.

Alex begins to seduce Alexia by offering a shoulder to cry on.  I am a big fan of Alex’s glasses, more actresses need to wear them.  The girls start kissing on couch.  This is really slow going, with so much kissing.  Alexia has beautiful boobs, soft and smallish! Alex has a hot body too. Alexia has lots of little giggles and moans the whole scene.  I found that somewhat distracting. These girls are giggling if they are in a scene with a big black cock.  Why is there the need to do that here?  Anyway this scene is long, slow, and sensual.  But  to me kind of boring. It picks up after 45 mins or so when Alex starts grinding on top. They end with a 69 with our first finger being inserted into a pussy in the scene.  Alex ends it by saying they should have another session next week.  Definitely doesn’t live up to the beauty of either girl.  Another rather boring (and long) scene, saved just by the hotness of the girls.  ***1/2

At the same time, Sera and Harley have returned home.  Dr Alex has told them to connect.  But Sera clearly doesn’t like and is jealous of Alexia.  Harley reassures her by starting a foot massage.  The massage quickly leads to fooling around (of course it does). They strip each other while kissing.  I really enjoyed Sera going down on Harley. She also asks if Harley wants to taste her cum on her mouth after. I didn’t enjoy Sera getting eaten as much, but it was still good.  Let me add that both girls have beautiful natural bodies.  I liked Harley more because she was a bit rounder, but each looked really good.  They move into a 69 session that was mostly dirty talk about how wet each other is. This incessant need to chit chat, giggle, and make little moans the whole time is killing me.  I really liked seeing Sera sit on Harleys face.  And I really loved seeing them grind against each other.  Like the first scene this good have been much better without all the stupid lesbian mannerisms that this whole video was full of.  ****

Overall this was good.  All the girls looked great.  Some of the sex was boring, but visually the whole thing was quite pleasing. But it could have been so much better without all the crap that went on in each scene … little giggles, light moans for no reason, talking the whole scene.  When all four scenes were watched I was glad it was done.

I won’t do formal awards here.  Will just say that everyone looked great, but Harley probably would be the hottest.  Alex, Alexia, and Nikki all gave her a run for her money.  Sera and Harley had the best scene.  So Harley would probably be the MVP too.  

Bonus pics of Alex in her glasses and Harley getting dressed.  Honestly my two favorite parts of this video.  

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 23 Review

And after the highs of the last episode, we are back to our regular scheduled programming with Episode 23.  Some good, some bad, some incredibly average.  As much as I loved the previous Episode, I found this one to be bang average.  First off, I don’t really care for any of the mothers in this Episode.  I really don’t like any of them from a looks perspective.  I do like Zoey Holloway’s scenes, but that is about it from the mothers.  So honestly, I kind of knew going in, this wouldn’t be on my favorites.  But it does have some positive moments as we shall see, so let’s get into this.  

We open with Raquel Sieb talking to Veronica Avluv about her daughter Cassandra Nix being promiscuous.  Veronica’s daughter Heather Starlet arrives and confirms it. Heather is wearing her HCS cheerleading outfit from Cheer Squad Slumber Parties.  As an aside, I need to check out what Episode of CSSP she is in.  As another aside, I assume CS is Cheer Squad, but not sure what the H is for. Heather talks about MDEC and that she and her mom are members.  We haven’t seen them in an Episode yet, but I can get down with seeing them. Heather has made an appearance before as one of Darryl’s students who was blackmailed into a hookup.   And Raquel really shouldn’t need any encouragement there, she is already a member.

So now the meeting is underway with Raquel, Darla Crane, and Dani Jensen drinking wine.  Cassandra eventually arrives and joins the party.  Darla and Raquel are  talking about bras for their big boobs. Dani is upset hers are not big yet. They both hint that Dani's will grow. This may be the stupidest conversation we have had to date in MDEC.  Raquel and Dani have huge gigantic boobs that are bought and paid for.  How the fuck can they be talking about Dani and eventually Cassandra’s growing? 

  

Darla gives Cassandra a tour of the house and of course they end up at the guest house where there is a bedroom. Cassandra plays the piano so she notes that she has “nimble fingers”!  Cassandra knows her mom likes girls, and she thinks she does too, so she is excited about the MDEC.  They have some more talk about boobs and Darla takes her top off. Cassandra looks great in her bra.  When Darla takes it off we see these tiny little breasts that are almost all areola   They are puffy and I absolutely love it.  Cassandra lying back getting licked is an incredible visual.  As we have seen in Darla’s other scenes, we have lots of variety in this scene. And Darla isn’t talking the whole time like her first scene which is a plus  as well.  Both girls make lovely sounds this whole scene too. Towards the end we get an incredible visual of Darla eating Cassandra from behind and then moving directly into Cassandra riding her face.   This is a very good start.  ***3/4

Meanwhile, Raquel and Dani are chatting.  Dani likes a Filipina at school.  I wish this were a scene somewhere on GFF, but it doesn’t look like it exists.  They go off to find the other two and soon all hang out on the bed with Darla and Cassandra. All four are incessantly giggling. Dani and Raquel start stripping and kissing in front of the others.  Dani is so petite and milky. She does a good job of eating Raquel’s pussy. We get lots of “Oh Shits”. The giggling ongoing throughout the scene (blame this on Dani).  Eventually Dani says - “I want to feel your pussy lips on mine” and they grind.   Raquel has the worst hair in the series.  Looks oily and stringy and not attractive.  Raquel licks Dani after grinding and we are done. This may have been shortest scene in the series so far.  I approve of the length, as short hot fucks can often be the best.  But between Dani's giggling, and Raquel’s looks, this scene never approaches anything great.   ***1/2

Onto our next pair of couples … Persia Monir and Jessie Palmer have won a trip anywhere in the world and want to take Zoey Holloway and her daughter, Danica Dillon.  Danica who is straight suggests Aiden (from Ep 19).  Can I say how stupid this storyline is?  If such a prize even existed, why would you offer two of the spots to people you have never even met before?  And let them pick the destination.  Anyway, Persia and Jessie come over, and have some wine.  We should also note that Zoey lives in a different house now than she did just two Episodes ago.  I notice stuff like this often, but this is the first time it really annoyed me.  So Danica doesn’t want to go on trip.  She makes some references to her boyfriend and her mothers. Persia and Jessi are sitting close together, almost like they a couple again? Although Jessi calls her Mom and that idea is out the window.  

So our first pairing is on, and we get Persia and Danica.  Danica has a boyfriend but Persia will try to convert her.  Danica looks good here. She is a blonde and pre boob job. Danica’s looks are about the only positive thing for this whole scene.  Danica is nervous and edgy, maybe it might be real life nerves? Persia starts massaging Danica.  Persia strips herself and then strips down Danica down to her bra and panty. Danica looks and sounds so good too.  I liked both her sucking Persia’s boobs and her being fingered. Sadly she laughs and giggle the whole scene, which is incredibly annoying    I get that it is hard to keep a straight face during the absurdity of this whole thing, but this is really bad and distracting. Persia is kind of bossy as usual, which I don’t find all that appealing.  As I have noted every other scene of hers,  she really needs to trim her parts.  This gets three stars, almost exclusively for Danica’s looks and nothing else. ***

We open our last scene with Zoey talking about her boyfriend. This time boyfriend had lots of money and she hasn’t slept with him. She says men are fun to toy with. Jessi asks about strap ons and that she wants to try anal.  She also wants to see Zoey’s room, which is a generic bedroom without a single decoration.  Very weird.  Jessi notes she likes real women, ones that know what they are doing. Jessi continues to look so good naked, as she is kind of pale with beautiful boobs. She has nice big nipples, and nicely trimmed pussy.  Meanwhile I don’t love Zoey’s looks, but have to day she is a very good performer. Jessi does magnificent job eating Zoey’s pussy.  We see what appears to be a new tattoo on Jessi perhaps?  I don’t remember if that was there last time.  Some amazing scissoring action happens with Jessi on top. She looks absolutely incredible here.  Then we get Jessi being fingered which is incredibly hot.  Finally Jessi gets her pussy and ass eaten and then fingered from behind.  While I doubt it, this would be cool if this begins and anal adventure for Jessi over a few future episodes.  I doubt it, GFF can’t keep shit straight from episode to episode, how would they ever abide by an actual long term plan.  This is easily the best scene in Episode 23.  ****1/4

Overall – A pretty average episode.  I liked the looks of all four daughters, and didn’t really like any of the mothers.  One strong scene, this rest highly skippable.  

Awards:

• MVP: Jessi, who always seems to be the star of her episode
• Hottest: All the daughters looked great.  I think that Cassandra and her puffy nipples just edge out the others.
• Under the Radar: Cassandra was a relatively unknow actress to me and she was able to even make me enjoy Darla.  This award was easy.
• Best Scene: Zoey and Jessi.  Another easy one.
• Least desirable: Raquel although it was close over Persia

Scenes:

• Darla Crane and Cassandra Nix ***3/4
• Raquel Sieb and Dani Jensen ***1/2
• Persia Monir and Danica Dillon ***
• Zoey Holloway and Jessi Palmer ****1/4

DK Reviews a Random Scene 3

Women Seeking Women 18 Kina Kay and Kaiya Lynn 

One of the issues I have with the MDEC is that everyone is a caucasian woman and every episode follows the same basic formula.  So in looking through the GFF archives, finding a scene with two asian women seemed like a nice break.  So we get Kina Kay and Kaiya Lynn for our change of pace.  While the gimmick here may be I am selecting random scenes, that isn't really the case.  Just grabbing ones I find interesting and appealing, usually with an MDEC favorite.  

Some background.  You probably have seen this two on lots of porn sites, especially Kaiya, who has a long catalog of work.  Kaiya s Japanese, while Kina is a Filipina.  They both look amazing.  And since this is from 2006 or so, they both look really young too.  Kaiya has small implants I think. But they look so natural and good.  And for Kina, this is before she gets her implants.  I can't express how lovely I found both girl. 

Kaiya  was hit on at a business trip by another woman but turned it down.  She has never been with a woman before. Kina says she is pretty and then they almost immediately start kissing.  WTF?  They could have used some of this kissing time to better get the seduction going, or hinted at some long built up lust for one another. By the way, no one looks that good after a flight back from Narita (Tokyo).  I have made that flight many times, and it is long and exhausting.

Lots of kissing in the couch.  Kina eventually opens up Kaiya's blouse and we see her spectacular boobs.  First in her bra.  Then with the bra off. Kina gets her top off too, and she has huge brown nipples.  This scene is so slow and this takes a long time, but the girls are clearly enjoying it. 

They eventually move to the bedroom.  Kina rubbing Kaiya from behind is beautiful, one of my favorite visuals. This is so slow (saying it again). Slower than any MDEC scene to date.  They spend lots of time licking and kissing each other.  Eventually Kina rubs Kaiya and Kaiya cums after telling her ‘Faster Faster’. Kaiya almost makes Kina cum with her fingers.  But I don’t think she quite gets her there. Kaiya sitting on Kina while rubbing her clit is so hot. At the end we get some weird stuff with Kina rubbing Kaiya's pussy with her foot.

I really like a lot of what they did here.  But no porn scene should last almost 60 minutes.   They could have made the intro a little better, and dropped the length down to 40 minutes or so.  Then it would be an incredible scene.  As it is, it is just a very good one with two incredible looking women and long bouts of kissing, rubbing, and sex.  ****

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 22 Review

Wow, I am not sure what to say about this.  This was an amazing Episode!! From the hotness of all the actresses, to the out of this world scenes … this was out of this world great.  The best Episode yet out of 22 that I have watched.  I was getting a little weary of watching all of these, but this one managed to revive my attitude.   Every actress looked incredible.  The scenes ranged from great to GOAT (Greatest of All Time) levels.  Just go watch this Episode when you are done reading this review. 

So it’s coming out week at the MDEC!.  Sensi Pearl has been talking to Lily LaBeau on the websites about how to come out to her mom Brandi Love.  If you don’t remember Lily’s first experience was back in Episode 13 when she was in that awesome threesome.  I guess she has evolved into full blown lesbian now and wants to come out.  She enlists Sensi and her mom Amber Chase to help.  Brandi is religious and doesn’t take the news very well.  She goes off to be alone and eventually Sensi goes to see her.

Sensi is very much in charge to start.  She comforts Brandi, and then suggests they should cuddle, as in her words it makes everything better. Sensi senses Brandi is lonely and makes her move, while Brandi hardly puts up a fight.  Brandi has large implants and gigantic nipples.  Her surgeon did very well, as her implants don’t look completely disproportionate.  There is some jiggle to them and some Natural sag. Meanwhile, Sensi has small little boobs.  As small and nice as anyone’s in series so far.  I have said it before but I love the difference in sizes and shapes sometimes between the mother and daughters.  Seni does down on Brandi for a brief moment.

Then Brandi starts fingering her. They end up grinding pussies together which is incredibly hot. There is lots of hot steamy kissing here.  I feel like there may be lots of ‘bests’ in the Episode.  For instance, is this the best kissing In the series so far?  At one point Sensi fingers her from behind which is a nice visual. I should note that Sensi ‘s shaved pussy is gorgeous and that Brandi’s abs are pretty ripped.  They finger each other to end the session.  I really liked this! ****1/4

Back in another part of the house Amber and Lily are drinking wine. Lily appreciates Amber’s understanding, and that she was so good for Sensi. Lily wishes she had a gf like Amber. They start kissing which quickly leads to the bedroom.  Even before they get to the bedroom there is a passionate and hot moment of making against the kitchen wall. Amber is initially reluctant, but eventually gives in.  There is some great grinding while they are still in their clothes. Amber fingering and feeling Lily’s boobs and pussy from behind is amazing.  Amber is really petite, while Lily has the pretty standard daughter body.  It’s not often in this series that the daughter has bigger boobs than the mother, but here is a example.  I honestly can’t remember a scene where the girls were more into one another than this one.  Their passion just when they kiss is amazing, and when they are pleasuring the other, they are always clutching at sheets, bed, etc.  The kissing in this scene may have even exceeded the last scene, which may have been the best in MDEC to date.  Both girls are wearing stockings, and once they remove them,  Amber uses them to tie Lily’s legs to the upper frame of the bed.  This scene has everything from passion to kink in it.  Amber even puts Lily’s panties in her mouth while she is tied up.  Lily eventually gets untied and they go into a wild sideways 69 scene.  Towards the end we get grinding with Lily on top, which absolutely drove me insane.  Lily’s whole body convulses when she cums and it is amazing.  This is not just the best scene to date in the MDEC.  It is one of the best porn scenes I have ever seen!! *****

Sadly this seems to be the only appearance of Amber in the MDEC.  And it is the last we see of Lily as well.  Amber eventually gets implants that make her look so unnatural.  It’s such a shame, because in this Episode she is absolute perfection.  I definitely need to review some Amber and Lily scenes in other films in my ‘DK Reviews a Random Scene’ series.  

One thing in this series that has been an ongoing question to me is this concept of Thornhill.  From my watching across this series and some other scenes is that Thornhill is the town it all happens in.  Apparently in this town, we have lots of large houses with lesbians living in them.  We learned of Thornhill Relators in watching the scene with Mellanie and Hayden from Lesbian House Hunters.  And I never paid that close of attention before but apparently we have Thornhill Academy, which is the high school.  And Thornhill University, which is obviously the college.  Mellanie coached at the high school, while Darryl coached at the college.  And many of the daughters go to one or the other.   This is relevant because …

Kim Carter is a student at Thornhill Academy and wants to go to the University.  She reaches out to Brett Rossi on the MDEC web site to ask some questions about it.  She wants to have Brett and her mother Nicole Moore over to talk about it.  Kim’s mom Raylene is a little hesitant.  We should note that Brett is Nicole’s fifth daughter in the series, plus an additional step daughter as well (with whom she had sex as well).  So Raylene relents and we fast forward a few days when Nicole and Brett come to visit.  We get lots of boring talk about school and how much it will cost. Brett obviously done this before and she tells Raylene she needs to speak to her in private about school expenses.

So of course they head to the bedroom to talk about college costs.  I would find this way more interesting if there was some kind of absurd story about it.  Like Nicole will help with costs if Raylene sleeps with Brett, or lesbian blackmail, or if Kim somehow becomes a lesbian escort.  Anything MDEC crazy like that.  Instead its just uninteresting.  And we should note Brett is kind of awkward trying to take the lead in this with the reluctant Raylene.  Eventually she succumbs and they kiss.  After kissing and undressing they are kneeling and fingering themselves which looks hot. Raylene is voluptuous and has a wonderful mother body.  Brett looks good and has normal sized implants.   Clearly I have become obsessed with bad boob jobs, and I must always point any implants out.  Sigh, such is my path in life I suppose.  Brett is also older looking than all the other daughters in the series so far. They side by side finger each other and eventually Raylene gets behind her while kneeling, and reaches around which is really fucking hot.  Raylene her from behind looks amazing too.  These two work well together, everything seems seamless.  At least from a sex perspective.  When Brett talks, it’s awkward.  But from a sex perspective it’s fun when no one is in charge and no one is having to teach the other.  Raylene grinding on top is a fantastic way to end this great scene.  ****1/4

Onto our last couple of the Episode.  Nicole is worrying about what Raylene will think when Kim turns lesbian (because everyone at Thornhill turns into a lesbian).  Nicole tries to show her how it might happen but kissing her.  The two are now kissing at the kitchen table while drinking wine.  We had Amber and Lily kiss at the table too.  We shall have to see if this is a trend in MDEC moving forward.  Nicole leads her bedroom, which is funny because it isn’t even her house.  Nicole is all over her, while Kim is kissing back but looks a bit overwhelmed.  I should note that Kim only has two porn scenes that I could find, this being one of them.  So being overwhelmed and nervous is understandable.  I don’t think it was just acting.  Kim looks great in a bra with small boobs and huge nipples.  I loved her body.  In fact I could easily be convinced that she has the best boobs I have seen in the series to date (notice the pattern here again? I said there would be lots of best of notes here).  Nicole goes to work on her and finally gets her to moan a little bit but no big orgasm .  This scene was really slow to start but picks up when Kim goes down on Nicole. Compared to some of the other sex in this episode and in the series, this was kind of tame, much slower (and very unlike Nicole).  But I liked it for it’s change of pace and nice come down from the first three scenes.  We get some decent grinding of clits at end.  And Kim finally cums with grinding and both of Nicole’s hands on her boobs.  We never even see Kim’s pussy which I found a bit odd.  I will give this one 4 stars if not for the sex, then for the visual and how good each looked. I didn’t mention but Nicole looks as amazing as ever, even if she dresses a bit frumpy.  I mean we have seen her supposed house, I think she can do better in the wardrobe department.  Ha ha. ****

Overall – This is the best episode to date.  It has the best scene.  It has the best kissing.  It has the best boobs.  Go watch this right now!!

Awards:

• MVP – Lily looks fantastic, is in the best scene and drives the whole scenario.  If this isn’t an MVP I don’t know what is
• Hottest – Everybody looked great in this one.  It’s hard to choose, but I will go with Kim because she had the best boobs!  But shout out to Amber who looked amazing as well.  
• Under the Radar – Amber, because I wasn’t prepared for how awesome (and kinky) she was in her scene
• Best Scene – Amber and Lily
• Least Desirable – No one fits this category, but someone needs to get it, so Brett for her annoying talks about college costs

Scene Ratings:

•  Brandi Love and Sensi Pearl ****1/4
• Amber Chase and Lily LaBeau *****
• Raylene and Brett Rossi ****1/4
• Nicole Moore and Kim Carter ****