Friday, October 22, 2021

DK Reviews a Random Scene Pt 1

There is only so much MDEC a man can take.  So thought I might watch some other scenes from GFF that star some of out MDEC favorites.  It's fun to take a break from the absurdity of MDEC and look at the absurdity of some of their other series.  So this should be fun.

So I started with two of my favorites ... Field of Schemes 2 with Magdalene St Michaels and Evie Delatosso.  Let me just state from the start that I absolutely loved this scene.  From the ridiculous context, to the gorgeous ladies, to the sensual sex.  It was absolutely brilliant.  

Evie is interviewing for Thornhill University w Maggie and Darryl.  Evie wants to be a journalist and she is the editor of her high school paper.  Apparently she is going to Thornhill Academy on scholarship.   I guess I hadn't realized there was different University and Academy running through all these various GFF storylines.  Anyway, the second part of interview is sex with Maggie, which Evie very obviously knows will be happening.  When I say this scenario is ridiculous, it is an understatement.  But that is certainly part of the charm of this. 

So Maggie comes into bathroom in her underwear and is bossing Evie.  Evie is clearly nervous.  She acts so shy but Maggie eventually breaks her down. Evie is making little moans which are incredibly hot as Maggie begins to touch her and seduce her.  Evie's body is flawless.  She is simply beautiful and my favorite that I have seen in any of the GFF scenes.  Which is really quite odd because I am more of a small boob guy.  But Evie does it for me.  




The sex start out pretty routine.  Maggie goes down on Evie.  Evie then goes down on Maggie.  They finger each other as well.  Then Maggie eventually gets behind her which is an amazing visual.  They end with some grinding and tribbing.   While this may have been a bit slow at times, that was clearly deliberate and builds to a hot ending.  Amazing.  Five stars!!  A perfect scene.  *****



Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Metrics through Episode 18

We have made it though 18 episodes.  Since we ran some data after getting through 6 and 12 episodes, lets do it again now.

While I still want to work on a sluttyness metric, for now simply going with the total number of partners.  No surprise, Maggie still leads.


Probably my favorite of the data points, who has won the most awards.  We have a new star emerging here!
Another valuable view is who has had the best scenes, as told by top average rating (minimum two scenes).  No real changes at the top here.

Here is a listing off all the scenes I have greater than 4 stars:


Finally, a ranking of Episodes by average scene rating.



Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 18 Review

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 18 Review 

Episode 18, where has the time gone?  It feels like we just started this re-watch back at Episode 1.  It feels like at this pace we will be all caught up in the series within the next 6 months or so!  This Episode brings back some old favorites, along with some fresh blood as well.  Just based on scene pairing and screen caps I have seen, I am expecting this one to be a banger, so Let’s Fucking Go!!!

We open with our girl Maggie (Magdalene St. Michaels) very upset at her daughter Sarah Shevon’s taste in boyfriends.  It is very clear Maggie doesn’t like him, that he borrows money from her with no hope of paying it back, and that this clearly isn’t a good relationship.  So what better way to interfere than invite her to the MDEC.  Maggie guilts her into a meeting as a Mother’s Day gift .  Sarah mentions her sister Marie has told her about it and enjoys.  Props to GFF for keeping this plotline going.  But where is Hayden?  They meet with regulars Brenda James and Chastity Lynn.  Maggie is quite vocal about her displeasure with Sarah. Chastity let’s Sarah know she is much happier with girls and maybe she should try it as well.  Maggie goes into complete bitch mode, and so Brenda has to take Sarah away to calm her down.  

So this is the segue we need into our first scene, Brenda and Sarah. Brenda tells her that women are softer and encourages Sarah to experience it.  Brenda strips down so Sarah can explore her body. We get both girls in matching lingerie sets.  I should point out that Sarah looks especially nice in her purple bra and panties.  Sarah looks amazing, she has the standard daughter body, small boobs and big nipples.  Brenda, as we have previously noted, has one of the better mother bodies as well.  Everyone online seems to love Brenda.  I enjoy her too, but am waiting for her to have a scene to blow me away.  That hasn’t happened yet.  But I am hopeful.  They rub each other’s clits over their panties which is fun.  Soon we see that Sarah has a nice shaved pussy.  Once Brenda makes her cum, she says she can cum a lot more.  Wonderful, let’s see it! Brenda takes charge and is kind of bossy which is good.  I like a good dom lesbian.  She makes Sarah finger herself which sounds very wet and sloppy, and looks fantastic too.  There is some slow and interesting grinding to bring them off once more.  Then we get some sweet kissing to end the scene.  This was very very good and an excellent way to start.  ***3/4 


Meanwhile Chastity has made an attempt to calm Mags down.  But as the scene starts it looks like they just ate a meal!  What is that all about?  Chastity doesn’t seem the type to whip up something to eat while her mother is off fucking in the other room.  Chastity asks lots of questions, and Maggie acknowledges all the fun she is having in the club.  Chastity puts the moves on which surprises Maggie.  This is absurd, Maggie has had more sex in this series than anyone else, why is she kind of nervous?  Chastity tells us she tells her mom about all the sex after it happens, which Maggie thinks is quite kinky.  Well I approve of this as well, and maybe my favorite thing in the series to date!!  We should note again, that there is no acknowledgement of Hayden.  While I am sure they didn’t have their casting figured out yet, Maggie and Hayden to make an appearance as a couple a few episodes down the line.  This is pretty fun but straightforward scene until the end. Chastity cums riding on top with the most out of breath orgasm I have seen in the MDEC.  Maggie and Chastity could sit there and read the phone book and I would like it, so while this scene is mind blowing, it is still pretty damn great.  For both the confession that starts it, and the orgasm that ends it!  ****1/4


We now get the return of two of our favorite, Mellanie Monroe and Tweety Valentine.  Mellanie has had long day but ok with T inviting people from the club over to talk, as long as it is only talking.  Yeah right, when has that ever happened.  So we get Rebecca Bardoux and Missy Martinez coming in from out of town and staying over instead of driving back home.   While no one would ever think Mellanie and T are mother/daughter, is Rebecca and Missy the most disparate match-up yet?  Don’t @ me, I understand adoption and all.  It’s just these two seem so different.  So we have had Rebecca now in two separate episodes, with a different daughter in each.

After dinner and before bed we get T putting moves on Rebecca in bathroom.  Both women are in some see through pajamas, which is utterly fantastic.  You can see Rebecca’s boob though her top which I love.  We should note that Rebecca was very aggressive last episode, but this time she is acting much more demure.  Is she supposed to be same character?  I assume so, but who knows.  We also get Missy peaking in from hallway and rubbing herself which is fun.  This is a fun back and forth encounter but nothing mind blowing.  T is the aggressor which is usually a fun dynamic, when the daughter takes control.  While I prefer when we get two experienced participants, I am glad this episode isn’t a sequence of mothers leading shy daughters on.  We have noted in her previous two appearance that we T has a fantastic body, with just perfectly sized and shaped boobs.  So it is always a treat to get a scene with her.  And she is still wearing her socks through the whole scene which is like a full on star for me.  When do we every see females wearing socks during a porn scene?  In the porn world this is usually left for some black guy nailing a white wife in a hotel room, so I loved this.  The girls engage in a hot 69 to end the scene.  ****

Just based on the actresses of our last scene, I really wanted to go 5 starts on this before I even watched.  It was a great scene, but couldn’t live up to the hype in my mind.  Mellanie walks in on Missy asleep with her hand in her pants.  Missy was so turned on watching her mother and T, that she literally took matters into her own hands.  Missy is easily turned on and doesn’t need any coaxing or training.  She puts up no resistance to Mellanie’s advances.   This scene was filmed when Missy was new to the business, before she elected to have a lot of surgery.  She looks incredible.  Her body is curvy, she has really big natural boobs, and a gorgeous face.  You know how I feel about Mellanie.  So both women are amazingly attractive.  And they start the scene wearing pajamas!!  Mellanie looks amazing in her flannel pants.  Seriously, this sex here was good, but all I want to do is go back and relive the pajama’s!!  I loved how Missy lets us know she was cumming, which is always a treat for me when the actress really cums and lets us know.  Maybe just a little too much ineffective grinding here to be a perfect scene, but I loved this.  They piped in some moans her because you could hear both girls moaning while Mellanie’s mouth wasn’t moving and Missy had her face buried in Mellanie’s pussy.  That is the only negative thing I can say.  This was great in so many ways.  ****1/2


Overall – This is just a fantastic episode.  Everything in it is good to great.  Everyone looks amazing.  The scenes are great.  Just a joy to watch and review this one.  


Awards:
  • MVP – Usually there is an obvious standout in an episode.  This one, everyone was strong.  So in this case I will give a dual award, for the two best parts of the Episode.  Chastity for her breathless orgasm, and Mellanie for her incredible body in her pajamas.
  • Hottest – While I am always a big fan of T and her body, Mellanie wins this one
  • Under the Radar – Missy gets it for an amazing scene.  We all know of Missy, so she really isn’t under the radar so to speak, but she is a newcomer to the MDEC and starts with a bang.
  • Best Scene – Mellanie and Missy
  • Least Desirable – I started this award to highlight some of those who just didn’t look good or perform well.  No one in this Episode fits that criteria.  So I will give it to Maggie just for her bad/bitchy attitude.  Sorry Maggie I still love ya!
Scene Ratings:
  • Brenda James and Sarah Shevon ***3/4
  • Magdalene St. Michaels and Chastity Lynn ****1/4
  • Rebecca Bardoux and Tweety Valentine ****
  • Mellanie Monroe and Missy Martinez ****1/2
Bonus image of Mellanie in pajamas!!!



Friday, October 15, 2021

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 17 Review

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 17 Review 


So we have arrived at Episode 17 of the MDEC.  I thought Episode 16 had a few good moments, and one really good scene.  But on whole, it was probably one of the poorer episodes.  So Episode 17 was a welcome refresh, as it offered some new unique situations, and better sex/scenes.  

I mentioned that we had some unique situations here and it shows up in the opening monologue.  Nicole Moore is complaining to her friend (uncredited Elexis Monroe) that her daughter is no longer interested in the MDEC now that she has a girlfriend.  I couldn’t make out if she gave a name or if she just stated a daughter in general.  But she has had 3 daughters in previous Episodes (Sandy Lee, Amy Moore, Capri Anderson) so surely one of them could be available? But I guess not.  So she is complaining to Elexis when their dates show up in the form of Brenda Lee and Chastity Lynn.  During the get to know you discussions, Chastity tells everyone she likes meeting new people and having sex with them.  Nicole likes the same things about the MDEC.  Then Chastity admits she wants to try a strap on.  Who is Nicole to say no to that, she is the strap on queen of MDEC to date.  So Nicole and Chastity are off to explore.  Meanwhile Brenda and Elexis pair off as well.  We don’t get to see that here, as it looks like it was filmed for Women Seeking Women #68, where they are clearly wearing the same clothes and on same set.  I will need to do a one off review of that scene at a later date and time.  

So Nicole and Chastity head off to do what they do in the MDEC.  What we get is one of the best scenes to date.  We start with an amazing make out session with a Nicole and Chastity. This is not slow and sensual like most scenes in MDEC. This is both ladies completely into one another.  We get lots of moaning and both are out of breath very quickly.  Chastity goes to town on Nicole’s pussy, using a technique that she has used in her other scenes but I haven’t really discussed much.  She sucks on the clit while shaking her head.  Anyway, Nicole seems to enjoy it.   Then Nicole returns the favor, making Chastity cum very hard, especially when she fingers her.  We cap the scene off with perhaps the best use of the strap on in any of the previous episodes.  Chastity is clearly enjoying being fucked, and as we noted, Nicole is the MDEC queen in this regard.  Even if I am not a fan of the strap on, the passion and chemistry between these two makes it a great scene.  ****1/2




One idea I had while watching this was, is there any reason the formula always has to be 4 scenes?  Maybe we could have had Nicole and Chastity have a fast and furious scene without the strap on.  Then include the Brenda and Elexis pairing as well.  

After our first scene, we move onto our next grouping, this time with 3 couples.   We have Janet Mason and daughter Aubrey Belle visiting Rebecca Bardoux and daughter April O’Neil.  Apparently Janet and Rebecca are sisters in law.  Janet and Aubrey were supposed to be gone already but their flight is delayed.   This runs into the visit of Nicole Moore and step daughter Kylie Ryder.  This raises a whole bunch of questions, but the preeminent one is what happened between scenes 1 and 2 so that now Nicole has a willing participant daughter again?  And for the record, this is now 3 daughters and 1 step daughter for Nicole.   The girls do a lot of laughing until Janet who is unaware of the MDEC, walks into Nicole putting the moves on April.  April takes it upon herself to educate Janet about what really goes on at the house and leads her off.  

So our first match up of the this expanded group is Janet and April.  I really didn’t like this scene at all.   Janet has all time bad implants, when she lies on her back there is a huge gap between the boobs.  And you can see ripples and contours in them.  I don’t know who finds this attractive at all.  April has bad teeth (since fixed) but an amazing body.  Her boobs are spectacular and she really shows them off in this scene.  The scene itself was fine I guess.  I was mostly distracted by the amazingly spectacular and amazingly terrible boobs on display at the same time.  I didn’t really pay attention to the actual action.  One of them does say it’s so hot today as they get dressed, so that checkbox for the Episode is now marked.  Two stars for April’s body and boobs, one star for everything else.  ***

Nicole is now off to teach her step daughter something as Janet and April show up in the kitchen.  I suppose Nicole and Kylie couldn’t have just done this at home, but the original premise was Nicole with April, and Kylie with Rebecca, and those plans have been altered.  So I guess this makes sense in a logical way.  Anyway, they remark that they always wanted one another and we are off.  Nicole says she is glad things didn’t work out with the others there today, so there you go.  We get some hot kissing to start and both girls are really into one another.  Kylie is super into it for her first time.  What I enjoyed was the boob size contrasts between the two.  Kylie’s are tiny, while Nicole has the biggest natural boobs of all the mothers so far.  Kylie has big nipples to go with her tiny little tits, which I enjoy.  Kylie breaths and sounds erotic the whole scene  which was great as well.  This is a very good scene driven by the passion each has for each other.  There isn’t a whole lot of creativity with regards to position or such, they really just take turns eating each other out, nothing all that interesting.  But simple can be good, and each was great here.  I suppose we should note the rare scene when we have Nicole, but no strap on.  So consider yourself notified.  ***3/4


So our last group is finally ready to engage, the beautiful mother Rebecca and the lovely daughter Aubrey.  Aubrey has no real idea what is going on to start, and she looks sour to start.  It takes her probably 10 minutes or so to simply warm up.   She has a beautiful body in her bikini, with tiny little tits and a nice shaved pussy.  If she isn’t the smallest up top daughter so far in the series, I would be surprised.  As you might expect with these mothers breaking the daughter scene, this is extremely slow going.  At one point they 69 which really gets Rebecca going and sends her into a frenzy.   Eventually Rebecca decides to make Aubrey cum licking and fingering her.  Aubrey returns the favor from behind for the last bits of the scene.  Very slow, but very good.  ***3/4

Before going moving onto my overall thoughts, can I suggest that they could have made the 3 couple meeting a little more interesting.  They could have had all the ladies swap various daughters, or made some of it a little more interesting.  Instead we got 3 scenes in a row where we had it be someone’s first time.   Those scenes are fine, but I think they are a little better when the ladies can let loose and not have to fit within the confines of pretending this was their first time.  Especially 3 scenes in a row with this storyline.  

Overall: In the top half of all episodes, but definitely not elite.  I liked that they had some different scenarios and setups.  But having virgin scenes for the last 3 scenes got a little old.  But I definitely recommend this Episode.

Awards:
  • MVP – Nicole, who starred in two scenes, including the best one
  • Hottest – Chastity, I adore her tiny tits and amazing fucking abilities
  • Under the Radar – Kylie and Aubrey.  Both looked great and did fantastic jobs in their scenes. Both exceeded my expectations here.  They tie because I couldn’t pick one over the other. 
  • Best Scene – Nicole and Chastity
  • Least Desirable – Janet

Scene Ratings:
  • Nicole Moore and Chastity Lynn ****1/2
  • Janet Mason and April O'Neil ***  
  • Nicole Moore and Kylie Ryder ***3/4
  • Rebecca Bardoux and Aubrey Belle ***3/4

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 16 Review

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 16 Review

We are back!  Episode 16 is here.  I have to admit up front, not my favorite.  A hot scene to close, but otherwise very much a rather boring and nothing special episode.  

Our first matchup is all newbies to the MDEC.  We get Shay Fox and daughter Eve Evans, meeting up with Kate Kastle and daughter Keira Kelly 3.  There is much to tell her, most of the interactions were boring.  Shay doesn’t like Eves friends.  Keira doesn’t like Kate's boyfriend, who keeps her out too late (that's actually funny coming from the daughter).  Kate's husband (and Kirra's father has died sometime in the past few years).  Some chit chat amongst the ladies and then Shay lures Keira up to her bedroom.

Kiera is the first to note that "It’s hot in here" as Shay attempts to seduce her, all the while asking if she is ok.  Lets start with discussing the actresses looks shall we.  Shay is too masculine looking with giant implants.  She has a masculine face, and a muscular body.  Not my favorite type of lesbian for sure.  I should also note that she has a series of tattoos and back piercings running up her spine, like she is a fucking stegosaurus.  Meanwhile, Kiera has tight body with large firm real boobs.  I liked her.  I wished she was matched up someone more attractive and in a better scene, but alas not here.  I probably owe it to myself to review one of her scenes with a better partner.  Kiera does look at Shay with adoring eyes, so apparently she likes Shay more than I do (or is a good actress).  This scene just moves way too slow.  There is some nice sex, and Kiera cums really hard.  But this is nothing I would ever go out of my way to watch again.  ***

Our next scene is Kate and Eve.  This scene is really all over the place and because of that it never really settles into anything all that good.  Kate looks like a mature Hayden which I dig.  So in my never ending critique of the mothers boobs, She has nice size implants but they stick straight out which makes me believe they weren't will done.  In an awkward moment, Kate lets us know she is really there to meet Shay (but ironically her daughter is fucking  her elsewhere in house).  Eve tells her she should try and younger girl, and that she has magic fingers.  So we get some hot fingering by Eve to start. Then they swap.  Eve fingers Kate from behind which is one of my favorite moves and I loved it.  Really the ladies spend most of the scene going crazy fingering each other.  I will say that while they are fingering each other, either each girl is moaning loudly, or they are piping in moans.  Either way it kind of ruins it because you can't just focus your attention on the girl being pleasured.  If I am spending cycles just trying hear the girl who is actually humming, then they have done a shit job with the scene.  It ends with both girls slapping and spanking each other.  Hot at moments, but a weird scene.  ***1/4

We then move onto a new pair to MDEC, Kendra Secrets and Brooklyn Lee who have just moved back into town.  They are hosting one of our favorite duos Brenda and Chastity at a new house with no furniture, except where it matters in the bedroom.  I know I shouldn't worry about these details, but they still annoy me slightly.  And here is a new plot twist (irony) that we haven't seen before ... Brooklyn doesn’t know about the MDEC.  And in another new storyline Brooklyn has a boyfriend back east, but Kendra wants her to date women.  Brooklyn is quite cold and indifferent similar to Jamey in last episode.

And so we get the lovely Brenda James to rescue Brooklyn and teach her the lesbian way.  Brenda with our second "It’s so warm today" of the Episode.  Let me start by saying Brooklyn has an absolutely fantastic body and once she strips down, Brenda looks amazing herself in her all yellow lingerie.  But with the storyline of Brooklyn being taught and converted, this scene is so agonizingly slow.  And at the 21st min you hear the director give Brooklyn direction.  Seriously, GFF has the absolute worst in quality control.  Brooklyn has absolutely perfect sized boobs and she looks amazing when on top.  It's also fun when she is being fingered from behind,   At some point Brenda discovers that Brooklyn likes to be spanked and that becomes the main storyline the rest of the scene. It's not very good scene although it has some moments and each of the actresses look great.  ***


So our last couple is Kendra and Chastity. Like Kate in scene 2, Kendra starts out being interested in Brenda.  Seriously, they couldn't even save this kind of cool storyline idea for a new Episode.  They liked it so much, they had use it twice in the same Episode.  Seriously they need a better long term booker of this stuff (email me GFF). Anyway, Chastity quickly gets her to change her mind and we are onto the sex. Chastity is the clear driver here, directing all the action.  Kendra is kind of plain looking, and I should note, has implants … making this another episode with all 4 mothers having implants.  Sigh.  Chastity has some sexy stripped underwear on for us today and she looks just delicious.  Our scene starts with aggressive kissing, slows down so they can each go down on one another, then Chastity goes crazy.  She has Kendra sit on her face, then she fingers her from behind. After some grinding Chastity goes crazy eating her.  At the conclusion, Chastity says “I love you Mommy”.  Great scene! ****



Overall - The last scene was great.  Kiera, Brooklyn, and Brenda all look fantastic.  But the first three scenes are not memorable at all.  

Side thought - Should I start an implant metric? It might be interested to know what percentage of the mothers actually have them. 

Awards:
  • MVP - Chastity, an easy pick
  • Hottest - Chastity, another easy pick
  • Under the Radar - Keira, who looked great in scene 1.  It doesn't look like it will happen, but I was wishing to see her in another scene with a better partner and story. 
  • Best Scene - Chastity and Kendra, the obvious pick
  • Least Desirable - Shay, another easy and obvious pick
Scene Ratings:
  • Shay Fox and Keira Kelly ***
  • Kate Kastle and Eve Evans ***1/4
  • Brenda Lee and Brooklyn Lee ***
  • Kendra Secrets and Chastity Lynn ****

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Episode 1 through 15 Awards

I thought it might be fun to do some awards and highlight my favorites since we have hit Episode 15 in our watching.   This is about 25% of the way through, so seemed like a good point to summarize.  Now in watching and reviewing these sequentially, I am apt to tell you what I like as well as what I dislike.  But honestly, I would rather focus this post on the things that I have liked through my approximately 45 hours of watching MDEC to date.

Overall MVP - There are lots of options to go with here.  Maggie, Hayden, and Dia have all stared in their episodes. Evie won the MVP award in both of her appearances.   But to me, the clear winner is Darryl.  She was won the award in three episodes.  She has one of the best storylines.  She always looks great.  And she was in two of the top three scenes so far (once with Lexi, and in her threesome).  

Winner - Darryl

Overall Hottest - I am not sure she would win if all the girls were in a lineup and I had to pick just one.  But Evie is the only winner of the Hottest award more than once, so it seems fitting that she wins here too.  I would suggest her closest completion would be Dia or Mellanie from the mother side, and Capri or Tweety from the daughter side.  But Evie is the choice.

Winner - Evie



Fav Storyline - Lots of good options here to go from.  The mother / step-daughter romance of Dia and Hayden, the blackmailing Coach Hanah, the aggressive hyper lesbian Prinzzess, Mellanie sleeping with her former students, Nicole with seemingly a different daughter each episode, or Lexi using the MDEC to promote her business.  Or in fact any of the mothers pimping their daughters out.  But I think the obvious answer is the evolution of Maggie from shy and conservative mother, to sex crazed MDEC slut.  

Winner - Maggie 



Fav Mother - Just as in some of the other categories there are a couple of options here.  Maggie is certainly in the running.  Mellanie ticks all my boxes from a looks and personality perspective.  Darryl, while not a mother, has had incredible sex in all of her scenes. But I think the best mother has been Dia.  She has had great scenes, looks amazing, and just has done an incredible job.

Winner - Dia


Fav Daughter - If it isn't obvious by now, Evie has been one of my favorites during these watches.  I only wish she had had more scenes.  Chastity may be in the running for this when we do it again (Episodes 13-30).  Prinzzess always had great sex even if she was often annoying.  Others like Hayden, Jessie, and Capri all starred as well.  But this might be the easiest award to give out.

Winner - Evie


Fav Episode - I will always be partial to Episode 1.  Episode 13 was great.  Episodes 5 and 7 were strong too.  But I will go with Episode 15.  It had no down moments, and filled with hot wild sex almost the whole way.  This was a pretty easy choice when all is said and done.

Winner - Episode 15
 

Fav Scene - Going by the numbers Evie/Mellisa and Darryl/Lexi were both 5 star scenes.  But Darryl/Lexi was just insanely good, the first time I watched it I thought so, and on the rewatch I completely concurred.  I thought Darryl's threesome scene in Episode 13 was top class as well, and that would be another contender for the winner here.  Special note for the tender and sensuous introductory scene with Dia and Hayden in Episode 1.  But going to go with the what sticks in my mind the most.  

Winner - Darryl and Lexi


Fav Boobs - The obvious choice here would be Evie.  But to be honest I am more of a small boob guy.  I like smaller and shapelier.  So the choices for me are between Autumn, Riley, Tweety, or Capri.  With an honorable mention to Dia, who probably has the best (and most natural) of the mothers.  Autumn's are probably slightly bigger than I prefer, and Riley's just slightly smaller.  So it comes down Tweety or Capri.  I will go with Tweety just because we got to see them in two scenes vice one for Capri.

Winner - Tweety


Fav Body - My favorite body type tends to be those that aren't super petite.  Not that I dislike petite girls, but if I had my choice they would have a little bit of padding.  From the mother side Mellanie or Dia fit this bill.  From the daughter side Evie, Brooke, or Allie all are my type.  For this one, I am going to go with Mellanie, just because she always looked so amazing with and without her clothes!

Winner - Mellanie


Fav Solid Hand - Every type of entertainment needs a solid hand.  Someone who is always dependable and can be counted on.  Someone like Hayden or Dia might be considered for this.  But I am going with Payton, who not only puts up with her crazy daughter, but always looks good and has great scenes.  She is often the glue that holds everything together.

Winner - Payton


Fav Moment - I enjoyed so much of the first 15 episodes and had many moments that I thought were great.  Even though they were often filled with bad acting, absurd storylines, and contrived sex.  I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't love even the ridiculous factors I just documented.  But through it all there was actually some scenes that seemed real.  None more so than the start of Episode 2 when Hayden shows up at Maggie's house, and Maggie is shocked she is there to actually see her.  

Winner - Maggie and Hayden


Fav Surprise - Some of the absurdity of this whole series would make me shake my head or laugh out loud.  Some of the sex would surprise me too, such as the star making performance of Chastity in Episode 15.  But I think the one moment in the whole series to date that really shocked me because it came out of nowhere was when Katja dove in and ate Prinzzesses ass, while she fingered herself.  She went from shy mother to ass eating lesbian over the course of the scene.

Winner - Katja


Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 15

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 15 Review


I thought Episode 14 was one of the worst parts of the series to date.  There wasn't a whole lot that I really enjoyed.  Let's hope that Episode 15 treats us better.  We are off to a good start by having Brenda James and Chastity Lynn in our first two scenes.  They excelled back in Episode 12 and were the stars of their pairings with MDEC regulars Payton and P.  Now Brenda has officially joined the club and they are visiting Darla Crane and Jamey Jane.

Jamey has had her nude pictures spread across the school by a boy and so Brenda and Darla are here to show her that things just go better with women.  Jamey acts bored and annoyed by the whole MDEC.   But the mother's are out to show her that mother's and women to do it best.  One point that I really liked was they acknowledged that Jamey was Darla's other daughter (we met Dani in Episode 14).  

So the first scene is Brenda and Jamey, with Darla there to encourage Jamey.    Can I point out that these scenes tend to be a little better when one of the members of the other pairing is not there to encourage it along.  We have seen it with P and with Raquel Sieb, that having someone else not directly involved there just makes the scene clunky.  And here we have Darla pushing her daughter onto Brenda.  I get the whole point of the series is for the mothers to whore out their daughters to their friends.  But having this third party in these scenes watching/helping/directing gets a little old.  We get Brenda remarking that “it’s warm in here” ... our classic MDEC line (and watch out for it later in this episode too).  The scene took way too long to get started thanks to Darla, but once she leaves Jamey goes wild and starts acting like the Energizer Bunny, never slowing down.   Jamey has perfect boobs and a sexy little tummy.  Bottom line is she looks fucking amazing.   And Brenda is one of the better looking mothers in the series.  She has a great boob job and should be used by some of these actresses as the model on how to do it, instead of the huge implants that look so terrible.  There is great chemistry between the two but honestly they move around too much and never stay settled in any one position for very long.   I will say that Jamey riding her face was really really hot!  On thing I noticed was that Jamey rubs her own clit more than anyone else so far in the series. We eventually get a very hot position of Brenda rubbing Jamey's clit while Jamey fingering herself.  I loved this scene once it got started.  ****1/4




If I loved scene one, I really love scene two.  This scene is with our other pairing from the initial meeting, featuring Darla Crane and Chastity Lynn.  From a looks perspective, Darla isn't my favorite, mostly because of the giant bowling balls embedded in her chest.  And her last scene including non stop talking throughout the scene.  But this scene is great, in fact it is one of the best scenes to date.   From a looks perspective I would also add that there is quite the contrast in boobs between the two, as Darla is gigantic, as noted, and Chastity has some of the smaller (and nicest) boobs we have seen so far.  Of course to start Darla  remarks that “it’s kind of hot today” (number two).  The first few minutes of this scene has music.  That was a WTF moment and not a piece of editing from GF Films (GFF from here on foreword on this blog) that I particularly liked.   The women are really into one another and it shows throughout the scene.  They trade positions throughout and make the scene completely enjoyable, unlike some the standard scenes where the mother has to lead the virginal daughter along.  Two highlights for me, first Darla fingering Chastity from behind which I found really hot.  The other was Darla eating Chastity from behind while she is fingering herself.   I don't know if the chemistry would have been there with another actress but if we had one of there experienced mothers whose looks I loved, this would have easily been five stars.  But Darla was fantastic here, and Chastity is a new favorite.  ****3/4




Our next coupling begins with Darryl Hanah employing her normal blackmail technique to get Kaci Starr to act as her daughter.  However the gig is soon up as Payton Leigh recognizes Kaci as a local politicians daughter.  Kaci was back in Episodes 1 and 2, with Autumn Moon as her mother and in the MDEC, so this  is one of those inattention to details moments that we have been seen from GFF.  Disappointing to be honest.  They work so hard to keep some storylines moving, and pay scant attention to some others.  P, always the aggressive one, outs Kaci but says she won't tell as long as she fucks her mother.  Ha ha, this cracked me up.  But sadly it spells the end of Darryl's appearances in the MDEC.  Well she could go out a whole lot worse than matched up with P as her last daughter conquest.

But first we get Payton and Kaci.  Kaci looked amazing back in Episodes 1 and 2.  She seems to have gained just a little bit of weight since those were shot, but it looks great on her body.  She has got this little bit of chubbiness to her that really appeals to me.  And she is matched up with Payton who always delivers.  Payton does ask at one point that “can you believe how hot it is?”  Our third heat reference in the first three scenes.   This is a good scene.  Typical slow and sensuous build with the mother guiding the daughter along.Since Kaci is supposed to be a new MDEC participant, this kind of makes sense.  I should also note, lots of passionate kidding in this scene.   Payton always does a good job guiding these scenes along and she does so here as well.  For a supposed rookie, Kaci does a great job getting Payton off.  The have a nice embrace at the end, before Darryl and P bust in. A solid but not spectacular scene.  ***3/4




So when P walks in she has her shirt open but still wearing a purple bra.  She looks great here.  She quickly tells her mother and Kaci that she wants a foursome.  That freaks the original two out and they scram leaving the bedroom to just P and Darryl.  These two have been the two alphas of the series to date.  Its a scene I have wanted to see and so I am glad Darryl is ending on a high note.  Funny that each girl is busy giving directions to the other the whole scene, like they are trying to show up the other as the more dominant one.  It works though as there are probably more orgasms in this scene than any other to date.  One odd note, I am never crazy about the various designs in Darryl’s pubic hair.  Is this really an area where you need to show off your artistic side?  Early on we get P spitting in Darryls pussy.  Is that an MDEC first?  Between the two we get lots of oral, and lots of fingering and rubbing of pussies.  Seriously it is 40 mins of straight nasty fucking between two of the best.  There is a wild ending with P's legs by her head and Darryl eating her which is a great visual.  Darryl keeps calling her a good girl I suppose to show off her dominance.  This was great.  But honestly, I feel these two have a better scene in them than this one here.  There are a few more between the two in the GFF archives.  Look for that soon in a DK Reviews Random scenes posting.  ****1/2




Overall - A great fun episode with no down moments.  All four pairing worked, everyone looked great, and nothing to skip at all.  Highly recommended.

Awards:
  • MVP - Going to go with Darryl here, in her last MDEC scene.  Her blackmail storyline concluded and she had a great scene with P to end things.
  • Hottest - P, who looked absolutely delicious here.  A close second was Chastity, whose petite body looked amazing.
  • Under the Radar - Chastity, who had a performance and scene I was never expecting from her.
  • Best Scene - Darla and Chastity
  • Least Desirable - Darla, even though she was in the best scene, I am still not a fan of her implants.
Scene Ratings:
  • Brenda James and Jamey Jane ****1/4
  • Darla Crane and Chastity Lynn ****3/4 
  • Payton Leigh and Kaci Starr ***3/4
  • Darryl Hanah and Prinzzess ****1/2












Thursday, September 30, 2021

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 14

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 14 Review

Just a quick intro, this Episode is a complete let down from a technical perspective.  Girlfriend films has "remastered" the videos and in doing so completely fucked the whole thing up.  They have degraded the quality, injected an audio synch issue, and cut out half of scene three.  I am not sure who runs quality assurance there, but the fact that this was released like this is a pretty damning indictment that quality is a value they necessarily espouse. 

With that said, we are onto our first meeting.  We have Mellanie and Tweety back.  This time they have invited one of Mellanie's old track runners and her mother over.  We are quickly introduced to Darla Crane and Dani Jenson.  Dani is a little hesitant to jump into bed with her old coach and teacher but with Darla guiding here ... her we go!

So this first scene with Mellanie and Dani is a let down.  Not because of anything with the scene or the actresses, but because as noted, the version posted to the Girfriends website has the audio out of synch.  The sounds seems to be a few seconds behind the video, or maybe a few seconds ahead, who the fuck can tell.  In any case, the scene looked great.  And it sounded great.  They just didn't align.  I think it could have been 4 stars if all was working as it should.  Mellanie looked amazing.  Dani looked and sounded good.  They have a wonderful embrace at the end.  I definitely need to track this scene down with proper audio and give it a rewatch.  For now ***1/2


I really didn't like the follow on scene with Darla and T.  I know I am in the minority, but Darla does nothing for me.  Her boobs look like someone inserted two giant bowling balls in her chest.  When I discuss my dislike for implants, this is a prime example.  They just look so wrong, don't move at all, and you can see her skin so thinned and stretched out simply to deal with them.  This scene also was not very good for another reason ... the incessant chit chatting.  A little bit at the start is fine.  These two kept it up all scene long.  As much as I dislike the look of Darla, I enjoy T.  She has a rocking body.  The best part of this scene was T sitting on Darla's face.  She looked absolutely amazing riding her.  Three stars for this scene, all on account of T.  ***


The next pairing is where this Episode really falls off the rails.  I wasn't a real fan of any of the actresses.  The acting was maybe the worst in now 14 Episodes of bad acting.  The story could have been fun if done better, but they really did a horrendous job with it.  We get the pairings of  Raquel Sieb and daughter Kimberly Gates 2 awaiting the arrival of Becca Blossoms and Bella Banxx.  We have our typical wine and snacks, but also Raquel is making a lasagna.  Note for future directors, I would be down to eat lasagna and watch the ladies get it on.  We have some small talk too.  Raquel tells us she has been a lesbian for many years.  Bella tells us she thinks the MDEC is a social network and for making real life connections.  And then we get to the juice of the next two scenes.  Kimberly has slept with Raquel's ex GF (Janice) behind her back. Raquel is mad and wants Becca to teach her a lesson.  And we are now onto the bedroom.

This is the scene that was cut.  I am not sure if GF Films has decided that this storyline was too much.  Or if there was another issue.  But the downloadable version starts when Raquel leaves the room.  So I had to find another version that had the whole scene.  Raquel wants to see what her ex GF did to Kimberly and has Becca act it out.  She asks repeatably about how her ex did things, if her daughters pussy got as wet then as it is now, instructs Becca to do different things.  This could have been great if it was done properly.  Instead, it just sucks and this is just a terrible fucking scene.  After about 20 mins, Raquel leaves and the scene becomes more normal.  Of note, I am not sure how I would classify it, but Kimberly has perhaps the worst kissing technique I have ever seen.  She puckers up hard and then darts her tongue in and out quickly like her tongue is a snake slithering around.  It is distractingly bad.  The only saving grace in this scene is that Becca has great MILF body and Kimberly has the typical good looking daughter body that we have all grown accustomed to.  The scene is good after Raquel leaves (except for the kissing).  **

Our last scene is just as weird as the last one.  It starts by Raquel walking into a bedroom where Becca is sitting.  But we get no back story as to if Becca has been alerted to what the MDEC is, or what she is going to do with Raquel.  Instead Raquel just walks in, tells Becca to lie back, takes her clothes off and then gets down to business.  It turns into the typical MDEC mother leading the daughter down this path.  Raquel has giant fake boobs which have giant scars running down the center from the nipples down to the bottom.   So this whole scene just doesn't work for me.  Becca looks great, just as Kimberly did in the last scene.  But that is about all I can say about it.  At the end as Raquel is spanking Becca, she says “come on bitch”.  Not sure about where that comes from, but its awkwardness kind of sums of these two scenes.  **

Overall - A clear skip.  From the technical issues to the weird stories to the terrible fake boobs, this episode is just not for me. 

Scene Ratings:
  • Mellanie Monroe and Dani Jansen ***1/2
  • Darla Crane and Tweety Valentine ***
  • Becca Blossoms and Kimberly Gates **
  • Raquel Sieb and Bella Banxx **
Awards:
  • MVP - Mellanie led the best scene so she wins this by default
  • Best Looking - While Mellanie looks great again, I thought T looked just lovely this episode
  • Under the Radar - Dani, who is a newcomer to MDEC and has a great first scene
  • Best Scene - Mellanie and Dani
  • Least Desirable - Clearly Raquel.  And it makes me sad that she stars in 5-6 future episodes


Saturday, September 18, 2021

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 13

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 13 Review

If last episode was a return to form for the MDEC series, Episode 13 really brings it home.  We open with Darryl Hanah explaining to Elise Graves about how she can't call her coach, and concocting a story about being married to her father and how she needs to do whatever the soon to meet mother wants in order to maintain her position on the team and status at the University.  It warms my heart to have MDEC blackmail back in my life!!

Darryl and Elise are then on their way to meet with Alexis Golden and Proxy Paige.  While Alexis is clearly into the meeting, Proxy is the one who seems to be driving it.  Proxy has an assertive personality and a husky voice.  She reminds me of someone, although I am not quite sure who.  The meeting takes a slight turn when Proxy's friend Lily LaBeau shows up to get some school notes.  But the girls don't really let this stop them and soon they are all on a tour of the house stopping in  the bedroom of Alexis.  And we are led into our first scene.

Alexis lies back on her bed and Proxy lets everyone know that Alexis likes foot massages.  So with some prodding from Darryl and Proxy, Elise begins massage the feet and legs of Alexis.  There is also some discussion of panties and collections of them that is ongoing as well.  But I found the most humor in the face of Lily who seems to be appalled at what she is watching.  Some young girl feeling up the mother of her best friend.  I thought the massaging went on a bit too long and in general the scene never took off.  Alexis is definitely a good looking mother with huge boobs.  I think she has implants but they look natural, have a slight sag (which I like), and don't look bolted on at all (props to her).  If you told me they were natural, and she just had a little lift done to them, I would believe that too.  Elise is kind of plain looking, but has a nice natural body.  There isn't much to the scene ... Elise goes down on Alexis, and then vice versa.  Alexis keeps her dress wrapped around her waist (another MDEC tradition upheld).  Each really seems to enjoy the attention of the other, and Elise appears to cum very hard and violently.  I enjoyed this once it was just the two of them, but overall it wasn't top notch.  Cut off the 10 minute awkward massage and add a little more variety and it could have been a great scene. ***1/4

The threesomes so far in the various MDEC episodes have ranged from ok to very good.  Our next scene is Darryl with the friend duo of Proxy and and Lily.  Let me tell you this threesome blows everything we have seen to date out of the water.  This scene had everything, from teaching the inexperienced Lily, to hot grinding, fingering, and of course all the girls going down on one another.   There was way too much going on to even begin to recap the play by play, so I will leave it to the reader to just go watch this one. Lily was my favorite in the scene.  Her whole body convulses as she cums.  She did a great job conveying the inexperienced girl.  While a little far fetched to believe that one would go from showing up to collect notes to in the middle of a lesbian threesome within minutes of arriving at your friends house, she was convincing.  Not the typical MDEC terrible acting job.  All the girls looked great.  Proxy and Lily each have small perky breasts, with pierced nipples.  Darryl looks great as always.  I don't have a single bad thing to say about this one.  One of the best scenes to date across all of the Episodes.  ****3/4


Our next coupling is the MDEC regulars Payton and daughter P, with Mellanie Monroe and daughter Tweety Valentine.  Before we get to into it, we should note that the ladies put a hurting on the traditional fruit, crackers, cheese, and wine during the initial meet and great.  Also I should note, if I thought Prinzzess was a dumb name, Tweety isn't far behind.  So she will hereby be known as T.  Lucky for both of them they are hot, otherwise the treatment here might be far worse.  So anyway, Mellanie is one of P's ex teachers.  Teaching and coaching the track team at the same school as Darryl if I get all my various MDEC universe names right.   P always lusted after Mellanie including spying on her in the shower once after school. She also may have lured her onto the MDEC with an anonymous email. So after getting her and T over, she quickly further lures Mellanie to her room with a lie about showing her an old cheerleading outfit.

Once alone Mellanie alerts her that she is onto all of P's scams and that she knows P was the "biggest lesbian in school."  But that quickly leads them into a kiss and we are off to the races.  Disclaimer - Melanie is near perfect in my mind.  I love her looks, her haircut. her thick body, her big juicy ass.  If she didn't have her set of implants, and just had her smaller natural breasts I would argue she is the hottest girl to date in MDEC.  While her implants look very good, and add some proportionate size to her upper body, I still think small boobs and big butts is my all time favorite body type.  But even with the implants, Mellanie ticks all my boxes.  And this is a great scene.  P leads her on, but Mellanie is a fast learner.  They finger and lick each other.  They grind and finger each other some more.  At one point P is behind Mellanie and fingering her with one hand, and chocking her with the other.  Hot stuff.  Mellanie makes her cum twice, and P tells her no one has ever made her cum twice that fast.  Well done Mellanie, because as we know P gets around.  All in all a great scene.  Through three scenes, this is shaping up to be the best Episode to date.  And I am confident Payton can deliver in the final scene with the delightful T.  But back to this scene, it rocks!! ****1/4

I thought Payton could deliver, and she did.  But the final scene is the T show.  She starts out shy but quickly comes out of her shell.  Mellanie keeps telling her that she wants Payton to teach her things.  So with the blessing and push of her mother, she slowly lets Payton undress her and have her way with her.  It starts out as the typical mother leading the inexperienced daughter down the path scene that we have seen lots before.  But once Payton gets both of them undressed and goes down on her, there is no longer any shyness.  T reciprocates and uses her tongue and fingers to work wonders on Payton.  At this point I was thinking ... am I really supposed to believe T doesn't know what she is doing after that?  We get a quick cut scene and T is riding Payton's face which is a fantastic visual.  Payton then ends up on all fours where T gets behind her licking, fingering, and spanking her.  After the sex is over, T tells Payton that her mother thinks she was a virgin, but the truth is she has been playing with some of her mother's track runners for while now.  Wow, I think this is our first MDEC misdirection and plot twist.  Well done Girlfriend Films.  I loved it.  Great scene! ****1/4


Overall thoughts - This is the best Episode so far.  I am not sure it is even particularly close.  This one seems head and shoulders better than any of the others, and my ratings validate that.  In fact I may have underrated the last two scenes because they were fantastic.  I can't recommend this Episode enough.  

Awards:
  • Best Looking - Mellanie
  • MVP - Darryl, for driving one of the best scenes to date
  • Under the Radar - Lily, who looked appalled at what she was seeing in the background of scene 1, but then killed it in scene 2
  • Best Scene - Darryl, Proxy, and Lily
  • Least Desirable - Elise, while no one really deserves this award in this Episode, she was the plainest looking of a great cast
Ratings:
  • Alexis Golden and Elise Graves ***1/4
  • Darryl Hanah, Lily LaBeau, and Proxy Paige ****3/4
  • Mellanie Monroe and Prinzzess ****1/4
  • Payton Leigh and Tweety Valentine ****1/4