Friday, March 24, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 147

Lesbian Crime Stories 2 Scene 4 Review with Alina Li and Rilynn Rae

No concept what the story is.  We just get the two on a bed, wearing lingerie, and  kissing.  Alina in white.  Rilynn in blue. Lots of jewelry on. Each wearing heels. Honestly it looks like we are watching two strippers fuck. There is nothing wrong with this. Probably just not my thing. 

Alina is Chinese. Thin. Nice small boobs.  Rilynn is a little meatier. Medium sized boobs. Thicker body.   Although still thin. 

Rilynn flips Alina over and starts licking her asshole. Well that didn’t take too long. Rilynn is a talker which means I won’t love this. Prefer my porn without constant narration.  Rilynn lies back and Alina goes down on her. Alina moans while doing it and Rilynn narrates what is going on for us.  

10 mins in and they have also spit in each others asshole. I appreciate anal play as much as anyone. I just don’t need it to be so obvious fake porn stuff. “Oh shit your face looks so good in my ass”. Seriously this is what Rilynn says.  It takes away from the fact that Alina has fingers up Rilynn’s pussy and is licking her ass making her cum. 

Alina’s nipples are so small and Rilynn tells her she has the cutest “nippies”. Never heard that before. Then she spits in Alina’s pussy.   Rilynn’s fake nails are so long that she really can’t do a good job of fingering Alina.  Alina makes it seem realistic but it really kind of sucks.  Lots more spitting and a haphazard effort fingering. Alina has to rub her own clit to even get any pleasure!

Rilynn gets on top and tribs. It looks fantastic but only lasts a second or two.  It’s funny they are wearing so much jewelry it is making as much sound as the girls. Every time they move bracelets jingle. 

They run through lots more positions but it is the same crap.  I honestly stopped giving a shit. Fake moans. Not interesting sex.  Spitting. Talking.  Trashy jewelry. Stripper lingerie. This fucking sucked.  I have no idea who thinks scenes like this are good.  *1/2 mainly because I liked how Alina looked 

After there is gun fight with non of the scene participants. No clue and the shittyness of the scene doesn't make me care enough to look it up.  Fuck this scene.

















Thursday, March 23, 2023

Field of Schemes 6 Review

Field of Schemes 6 Review

I loved this episode.  Maybe it it was the fact that it has one of my favorite scenes of all time.  Maybe it was the attractive new faces.  Maybe it was just an all around good sex video.  Whatever the case, even though the story of the Thornhill University Softball team and the "Cathouse" has gotten a little stale, this was great.  Great sex.  Great storylines.  Great looking girls.  Let's dive in!

Prinzzess and and Jodie Starr 

P is showing Jodie around.  P is still wanting to get on the team. And Jodie is Darryl’s sister.  She wants to give P a part time job. Jodie gets a beer and looks at some of the pics in the kitchen including P and Darryl nude. And P having sex with Tori. Both girls tits are hanging out of their shirts. They look good.  Ha ha. 

They start making out as soon as Jodie wont give the pics to P. Both girls look amazing in their bras.  Great boobs on both!! P is very aggressive here. Much more so than in her other scenes in this series. They maneuver into a really hot view where Jodie is fingering P and sucking her boobs.  P goes down on Jodie and spends a lot of time just playing with her pussy. P makes her cum with her fingers.   But it is kind of a silent orgasm as Jodie shudders and pulls P’s fingers off her. 

Jodie licks and fingers P to a much more violent orgasm as she twitches all over the place! They start racing through positions for a bit before P directs them into a 69.  P has another orgasm pushing her ass and pussy back against Jodie’s face.  P shudders and then Jodie says it is her turn.

P fingers Jodie who is much louder this time but again doesn’t make her orgasm that obvious. P climbs on top for some grinding and kissing. The sensuality in this scene is off the charts even if the sex is rather plain.  Both look amazing. Just visually watching them is great even if they aren’t blowing me away with the sex itself.  P fingers and licks Jodie one last time and she cums again for P. This was the best of her 3 orgasms. P may have had 3 fingers in her too.  This seems to be Jodie’s only porn scene. It’s a shame since she is incredibly hot and with a little more coaching could be amazing.   Put this at the top of my "this was almost incredible list". ***3/4



Juliana Jolene and Ashlyn Rae

Ashlyn is a cheerleader applying to UT. She is talking to someone (Lindsay) about the application process. Not quite sure who she is.  Juliana shows up for Lindsay and Ashlyn’s interview at this hotel room. Ashlyn still wearing her cheer uniform and Lindsay has some sort of cheer uniform on too. The interview is kind of awkward and then Juliana  makes Ashlyn take off Lindsay’s top and bra. When Lindsay is reluctant, Juliana kicks her out of the interview. Ha ha ha. It’s too bad because I though Lindsay looked good.  But this was pretty great!

Once Lindsay is gone Juliana is ready to take advantage of Ashlyn. Of course Ashlyn has no bra on under her cheer top. Once the top is off we see Ashlyn’s tiny little tits which I am a huge fan of.  Juliana strips down herself. Ashlyn’s boobs are so much more attractive than the big fake fun bags Juliana is sporting. 

Ashlyn’s pussy is shaved bald and Juliana helps herself to a taste   This doesn’t go far before they are both fingering each other.  Ashlyn’s eyes roll back as Juliana gets her off. And her boobs look so incredible here.  Juliana flips on her back and Ashlyn’s fingers her some more and occasionally licks her clit.  At one point Juliana says please don’t stop and then Ashlyn almost immediately stops. WTF!?!

Juliana just takes way to long to orgasm. It’s like one long series of gasps and “oh god yeahs” but it doesn’t lead anywhere.  Now Ashlyn is on her knees and Juliana is fingering her again. This goes on way too long. Ashlyn is fun to look at but this scene just kind of stinks.  They kiss for a long time to end it. If Ashlyn weren’t here this would be a dud.  This scene was all her.  Well Ashlyn and the intro/set-up which was hilarious. **1/2


Jana Jordan and Misty Anderson

Misty is evaluating the softball house / cathouse. Some sort scouting expedition or something for a sorority who is going to take over from the softball team. They take a break to play pool and then have a beer. Jana asks her out for a date to future softball parties.  Misty is looking quite busty in her dress. She towers over tiny Jana.

Jana starts kissing her and feeling her big boobs.  They grope and kiss on the couch before heading to Jana’s room.  Before that happens though Jana’s boobs pop out of her dress.  Jana is impressed will Misty’s really big all natural rack.  She is quite tall and the boobs look just so immense here.

Jana basically starts molesting her, feeling her all over and grinding on top of her.  Jana fingers her for a while before she flips Misty over for some spanking and more fingering. She even tried to pull Misty’s hair but she quickly lets go. I appreciate Jana’s enthusiasm here but she giggles a bit too much for me to completely love it.

They swap roles and Misty eats Jana and uses her tongue way more than Jana did.  Jana ends up on her shoulders rubbing her own clit while Misty licks and fingers.  They go harder but Jana never really makes it seem like she came. 

Misty starts grinding which is a fun sight. Jana keeps begging for it to be harder and eventually cums hard screaming.  Then she asks Misty to keep pounding her and she cums again!  Misty heads down and puts her mouth alll over Jana’s cunt. Jana flips over and Misty eats her from behind until Jana cums a third time!!

Jana positions herself behind Misty and starts rubbing her clit and fingering her hole. This is kind of awkward as Jana mostly seems preoccupied  with keeping Misty’s hair out of the way. By Misty cums and it is a bit violent.  The girls licks Jana’s fingers after. 

This was fun. It wasn’t really smooth as nothing particularly flowed well. But Jana has lots of energy and Misty looks incredible.  If the first round of oral and fingering had been a little better this with have flirted with a very high rating and been epic. As it is it was still very good.  ****



Darryl Hanah and Ashlyn Rae

One of my favorite all time scenes.  The ultimate pervy cougar scene! Ashlyn is here for an interview with Darryl after fucking Juliana.  Ashlyn has her cheer uniform with her and Darryl wants to take pictures of her. Ashlyn wants to cheer at UT.  It is noted only 8 more interviews to go after this one for Ashlyn!

They head off to take pervy pics while Ashlyn in her cheer uniform. Ashlyn has perfect boobs (as I noted in Scene 2). Darryl takes lots of pics for the “newsletter” in various state of undress. Ashlyn has sunburn so Darryl rubs lotion on her.  The massage goes on and eventually Ashlyn is down to her cheer panties and Darryl is sucking on her boobs.

Darryl just basically loves on Ashlyn this whole scene. Starting with her boobs, and then lots of kissing. Darryl’s fingers make their way into Ashlyn’s pussy and she lets out a giant gasp. This scene is like one long tease. 26 mins and Darryl finally tastes Ashlyn.  Ashlyn gives little moans. Her head tilts back. Her eyes roll.  And she has a big orgasm!! This is so awesome.  And Darryl keeps going adding fingers and Ashlyn cums again!!!!  She even adds her own fingers her to her clit to help out. And Darryl keeps going for a third orgasm including Ashlyn lifting herself off the bed!! More fingering and licking and Ashlyn cums a fourth time!! Darryl pulls her up to grind on her and she rubs Ashlyn’s clit so she cums a fifth time!  Seriously this scene is insane!!!

39 mins in and Ashlyn finally starts fingering Darryl. Darryl has returned to the goofy pubic shave job we have discussed in other reviews. Ashlyn fingers and sucks Darryl to a small cum while Darryl calls her a “good girl”. Then she orders Ashlyn to rub her pussy on hers and Ashlyn begins tribbing.   And Darryl keeps calling her a “good girl”.  Darryl has another quick cum and Ashlyn keeps grinding and Darryl cums again!

Darryl wants Ashlyn to cum one more time and so she lays her back and attacks the pussy again.  Another violent orgasm for Ashlyn!  Sheets gripped. Body lifting!  And Darryl keeps going and she cums again!!! That is numbers six and seven!  My god. I am exhausted just watching this. 

I loved this the first time. Is it possible to like it even more this time?  Even with me becoming a little jaded at this overall repetitive storyline. Unquestionably one of the best scenes ever filmed!  When Darryl is on, she delivers and this is her at her pervy best!!

I loved the Maggie and Evie scene in Ep 2.  But this has to be ultimate scene that summarizes this whole series. 

If someone wanted to argue this was the best lesbian scene of all time, I am not going to counter it.  Just absolutely incredible stuff.  *****




Awards:

  • MVP - Darryl for being the driver of one of the best scenes I have ever seen,  And giving Ashlyn so many orgasms! 
  • Hottest - P could win this.  So could have Ashlyn or Jodi.  But I am going to from left field and say Misty.  She just hit a home run with me.  I loved everything I saw about her here.  She looked amazing, had incredible boobs, and was in a very good scene!
  • Best Predator or Prey - Darryl was the definition of a predator here, and Ashlyn was the definition of the prey!  This is what the whole award is about.  So it is a tie
  • Best Adult -  Darryl is really it in this episode, so while she was clearly great, she wins by default. 
  • Best Teen -Ashlyn was amazing in the last scene and she wins it, even though Misty, P, and Jana were all good.   
  • Best Moment - The whole Darryl and Ashlyn scene?  That would be easy.  But lets go with P and Jodi in their bras kissing.  Shout out to whomever Lindsay was getting kicked out of her interview too.
  • Best Scene - Darry and Ashlyn, the clear winner.  Even though Scenes 1 and 3 were good. 

Scenes:

  • Prinzzess and Jodie Starr ***3/4
  • Juliana Jolene and Ashlyn Rae **1/2
  • Jana Jordan and Misty Anderson ****
  • Darryl Hanah and Ashlyn Rae *****

Monday, March 20, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 146

Women Seeking Women 171 Scene 2 Review with Liv Revamped and Victoria Voxx 

Liv and Victoria are sitting on couch talking about moving in together.  Victoria wrote Liv a love song about her that she sings to her.  Apparently she has wanted Liv for a long time, but was never confident enough to express her feelings. Liv immediately kisses her. She tells Victoria she wants her guitar playing fingers playing in her pussy. And away we go. 

They kiss and make out on the couch and it doesn’t take long for Victoria’s top to come off. They explore each other and Liv gets undressed too   Both have smoking hot bodies.  I like that Liv has a little bit of thickness to her. Victoria goes down on Liv. Eventually she gets two fingers inside her and the other hand on her clit bringing Liv to a really nice orgasm. 

Liv goes down on Victoria for a bit not quit making her cum. Victoria is quick to lick and finger Liv again until she asks her to ride her face.  Liv leans over the back of the couch and Victoria gets underneath her licking her pussy. I much prefer this on a bed , but the view here is nice giving us a look at Liv’s juicy ass. 

The swap roles but Victoria rides Liv’s face  from the front this time. Another great view.  Liv spends a lot of time tongue fucking Victoria.  Victoria cums but Liv keeps going and Victoria cums again. I like seeing Victoria twitch when she cums!

Liv is still on her back and Victoria basically attacks her pussy with her tongue and mouth, while Liv is nearly bent over. They finger each other in multiple positions before Victoria starts to lick Liv from behind. They end up with Victoria on her back and Liv licking her to one last orgasm.  A nice end to this. 

I like this but it is a little too porn like.  No one is doing these crazy positions on a couch the first time they have sex.  Seriously, it like they are saying until today I was too shy to say anything to you, but now I am going to bend you into a pretzel six different ways.  Sigh.  Anyway, the views are great.  The sex is good. Just a little too contrived for me to to love it.  ***3/4